Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

May 8th, 2014 // 53 Comments
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Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, “Take a seat right over there,” whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it’s still on his Tumblr with the caption “Simba and Nala 2014,” so yeah…) Now normally this story would’ve died sometime late afternoon, but if there’s one thing Will Smith and his wife can’t help, it’s saying remarkably stupid shit about how they raise their universally advanced brain-children which just gave this story even more legs instead of being forgotten at the next celebrity crotch shot. So here’s the first reaction given to TMZ by a “family source” before we get to Jada Pinkett Smith straight going off on the paparazzi:

Sources connected to the Smith family tell TMZ … Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith believe their daughter is “very mature” … enough so to make her own decisions, as long as they don’t clearly cross the line.
Will and Jada view the now-famous photo of Willow in bed with 20-year-old “Hannah Montana” star Moises Arias as innocent fun … an expression of art.

Translation: “Your 13-year-old daughter might not be able to be mature enough to be left unsupervised in a bedroom with a shirtless 20-year-old man, but ours is imbued with superior galactic knowledge via transcendental space beams, so eat a dick.” Which would’ve been bad enough, but here’s Jada going off on the paparazzi and literally calling anyone who sees any sexual context here a pedophile. Via Us Weekly:

“Here’s the deal,” Pinkett-Smith told paparazzi as she arrived at LAX. “There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation.”
“You guys are projecting your trash onto it,” she continued to the photographers. “You’re acting like covert pedophiles and that’s not cool.”

I’ll just say what we’re all thinking here: They better name the first kid Carlton. For real.

Photos: Instagram / Getty


  1. Dina Lohan


  2. I’m still not sure that’s Willow and not Jaden.

  3. So this is wrong, but White Chicks is OK?


  4. “There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation.” I think Jada just outed Moises.

  5. Cock Dr

    My outrage generator seems to be broken RE: Will Smith children’s semi-sexual posturing.

  6. When I think of the expression “raised by wolves”, I begin to wonder, are Will and Jada wolves? Do they do any kind of goddamn parenting at all?

  7. Woody Allen

    Nothing wrong with that picture. Whats all the fuss about?

  8. D-chi

    But really, who was taking the picture?

    Also, I call tomfoolery, because there ain’t no 13-year-old little girl that’s mature enough to make any decision more important than which scrunchie she’s wearing that day.

  9. Greg

    Wait, I thought pederass stuff was like HollyWood’s deal? You don’t get ahead unless, well, you take the head?

  10. j/k

    First. If I found a shirtless 20yo man in my 15yo son’s bed with my 13yo daughter, the only expression would be the art of ass kicking.

    Second. I once was a 20yo man and I did not have 15yo friends that I would go over their houses and hang with. As a matter of fact the only things I remember from being 20 is college, video games, and sex and I don’t see any books or controllers in that pic.

  11. “Here’s the deal,” Pinkett-Smith told paparazzi as she arrived at LAX. “There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation.”

    Translation from Dinah Lohan speak “It was only oral, what’s the big deal”

  12. Jada: Sure, my 13-year-old daughter is lying in bed with a half-naked man. But you’re the creep, not her and certainly not Moises, despite the rather furtive expression on his face, which I’m sure you pervs read as somewhere between “Should I even be in this bed with her?” and “I can’t even get up to leave yet cause I’ve still got a semi.”
    I despise you and don’t want to hear from you until a Smith has a new movie coming out.

  13. Cuthbert

    The Smith family are the height of douchery, but they’re absolutely right. There is nothing wrong with the picture. Obviously they weren’t unsupervised, and there is absolutely no hint of anything wrong happening.

    This is a non-story.

  14. Oh BABY

    Of course there was nothing sexual. Can any of you male types imagine many females LESS sexy than Willow Smith?

  15. Chester

    There’s nothing wrong with a grown man having feeling for a young boy.

    FYI: sex between adults and minors is not always harmful.

  16. Deacon Jones

    How could he with her?!

    I mean really?? Her ears are hideous!

  17. Willow Jaden Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi, we’re the Assholes!

  18. arty

    Are we sure that this isn’t two dudes?

  19. You can fluff it up however you want, but the core message from Will and Jada boils down to “We’re too involved in ourselves to really parent.”

  20. So, by the description of them as the “Simba and Nala” of 2014, they’re essentially confirming that they had sex, right?

  21. Not my kid(s), therefore not my problem.

  22. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    It was that rare situation for Willow where she got to do someone she herself wanted to do, rather than the usual getting shopped around to various studio heads in order to win her dad his next gig.

  23. Ripley's Believe It Or Not
  24. HeaveHoYoko

    wait she’s 13 why am I here subadults are blech

  25. Just chillin’ out maxin,’ relaxin’ all cool? No, I think this is a couple of guys who are up to no good.

  26. If souls were real, and not just something churches made up to keep the offering plate full, I would almost sell mine to have the news come out that Willow’s pregnant right on the heels of the Smiths’ smug little meltdown.

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