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William H. Macy jumped on the bandwagon and bashed Lindsay Lohan’s poor work ethic today during a press junket promoting his new movie. He says:
“You can’t show up late,” Macy, 56, told reporters Thursday at a Los Angeles junket promoting his new movie, Everyone’s Hero. “It’s very, very disrespectful. I think what an actor has to realize (is that) when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you,” Macy told reporters Thursday. “There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked.” When asked about Lohan’s work on Bobby, Macy paused and said, “She was pretty late.” He added, “I worry about these young kids – 15, 18, 20 years old – who in the span of one year become millionaires and powerhouses. It’s too much power for a kid that age to handle.”
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking why on a post about William H. Macy am I putting up pictures of Lindsay Lohan? Well it’s because as much as you think you want to see William H. Macy wearing super short shorts and black moccasins, the truth is it’d just end up making you cry.
scrooge | August 24, 2006 at 4:58 pm
William H. Macy in super short shorts is a wet dream come true. Don’t deny the public their satisfaction.
http://www.hulkmad.com
_goodeyesniper_ | August 24, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Who shot William H. Macy??
Assassins in your head baby!
Stephanie12 | August 24, 2006 at 5:11 pm
She is actually so nasty that she makes me sick. What kind of ugly ass shoes are on the end of her white polka dotted legs?
booyagrandma | August 24, 2006 at 5:19 pm
in the 3rd and 4th pictures, her boyfriend looks brain damaged. (insert obvious joke about how perfect they are for each other)
ezra | August 24, 2006 at 5:37 pm
one, i have seen Macy in short shorts. i did not cry. maybe it’s the moccasins which would put me over the top.
second: lindsay lohan was hot circa mean girls. now she just looks gross and 27. which is past almost anyone in hollywood’s prime. except Macy.
third: the forehead on the guy in the picture. is he a midget? or a little person, as i have been informed they like to be called. b/c only they have foreheads that big
ezra | August 24, 2006 at 5:38 pm
i am now aware of my inconsistent method of numbering
Sir Psycho Sexy | August 24, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Lohan has some freakin’ chubby legs. The good news is that if her work ethic doesn’t kill her career soon, her looks will.
The sperm donor looks like the love child of George Michael and Lance Bass, if long, sweaty sessions of lubeless anal sex could produce a child, that is.
The dull, yet content, look on his face is priceless. Frontal lobotomy or overdose of tooth whitening chemicals?
Hmmmmm, …
garbagepailkid | August 24, 2006 at 5:40 pm
cankles!
Lindsay looks like garbage.
also… people need to stop wearing those horrible ankle boots, everytime i see them i die alittle inside.
Nikk The Templar | August 24, 2006 at 5:45 pm
*vomits*
bella420 | August 24, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Eeeewww, even her legs have freckles! I think that retarded guy is wondering if playing “connect the dots” counts as foreplay.
RichPort | August 24, 2006 at 5:50 pm
What the hell’s with the huge bag? I mean, you can tote a kilo in a bag way smaller than that. And kicking her ass will only assure you a wet and wild on the ol’ firecrotch express… probably with her role model mom holding the KY coated whip.
Jedi Kevin | August 24, 2006 at 6:16 pm
WHM rules. Lohan drools.
Jedi Kevin | August 24, 2006 at 6:23 pm
How romantic, holding that cigarette together…
Anonymous | August 24, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Lindsay’s boyfriend, Harry Morton, truly is one of the most unattractive, dorkiest “men” I have ever seen. He looks really unclean…not unlike her, and he looks like he’s gotten serious plastic surgery too. There’s something really unnatural/alien about his face–his forehead especially. On top of all that, I’m pretty sure Harry gets his eyebrows waxed, which is always a big laugh when guys do, because they end up with women’s eyebrows.
Mac An Ghaill | August 24, 2006 at 6:36 pm
she looks quite old. Isn’t she still a teenager? It looks like all that partying has caught up with her. Rode hard, put away wet as the saying goes. If it is night time, why are her pupils so small? Camera flash, or blow?
alaskanchicsickle | August 24, 2006 at 7:00 pm
@11 Don’t you know? The bigger the ho, the bigger the bag. It has to have room for a. 12 inch dildo/vibrator b. a couple kilo’s of coke c. a bong and some weed for retarded boyfriend and d. at least 3 different bikinis.
DrDanny | August 24, 2006 at 7:11 pm
He’s quite the looker, tho, innhe? Too good for her, that’s for sure.
Giggles | August 24, 2006 at 7:16 pm
William H. Macy is my hero du jour.
stevie is a girls name | August 24, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Does this bitch have weekly plastic surgery? Because I swear to fuck she looks like a different person every post. She goes from cocksucking gypsy fo fat grandma to child molester and now crack whore? The girl is practicaly a freak of nature.
justlikehoney1 | August 24, 2006 at 8:04 pm
#5 – “is he a midget? b/c only they have foreheads that big”
Don’t forget about Tyra “8-Head” Banks & one of the newest & most awful female additions to music, Rihanna. You could tag graffiti on that thing without running out of room. She should ALWAYS wear a bang.
William H. Macy used to just be my idea of the perfect actor to play Ned Flanders in a live-action version of the Simpsons. He is now also one of my heroes ;0}
justforkicks | August 24, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Across the country, I can almost smell the stench coming from those shoes.
KikivanDiki | August 25, 2006 at 12:47 am
For her so called ‘super star status’ Lindsay sure settled low with this dufus. Also… what’s with her new crack head chic look lately? Nasty.
xo
Marjolein Pas | August 25, 2006 at 1:15 am
Tom Cruise called, he wants his medical correction shoes back.
AmberDextrose | August 25, 2006 at 1:33 am
Nothing wrong with a midget or two.
Eww those legs: so very fake-tan-on-its-seventh-day. And the orthopaedic shoes? Or are they called shoots? She should be!
LoneWolf | August 25, 2006 at 1:41 am
LL better hurry up and get her deteriorating self into Playboy while they can still perform their airbrush magic, otherwise she’s only going to be fit for Hustler. Regardless, her decline will continue, until she finds herself giving lap dances at Jumbo’s Clown Room, followed by the inevitable slide to her ultimate end, overdosing in a seedy motel off of Sunset Strip.
As for WHM, he fuckin rocks.
confiscate_me | August 25, 2006 at 3:48 am
The guy on the left has a really fucking odd shaped head, or maybe it’s just the way he is cadishly sporting that rather fetching bonnet
BarbadoSlim | August 25, 2006 at 3:54 am
If all actors had WHM’s work ethic and world view there wouldn’t be a need for sites like The Superficial, and that would be a good thing for humanity. Sadly, it they don’t and here we are, performing our civic duty to bash these assholes. It is also sad that Lohan isn’t getting her ass kicked every second, of every hour, of every day, of every year, of every century, of every millenium, in this universe and all its alternate incarnations ’til the end of the existance of the fabric of reality from the moment ….err you get the point.
jrzmommy | August 25, 2006 at 5:33 am
Maybe her Auschwitz Chic look wasn’t such a bad idea afterall?
RichPort | August 25, 2006 at 5:58 am
#16 – HA!!! Thanks for clearing that up. She might want to think about a pack of asbestos condoms as well, you know, just in case Corky there wants to fuck her a second time.
jrzmommy | August 25, 2006 at 6:02 am
…corky.
delibird | August 25, 2006 at 6:29 am
what the hell is she wearing on her feet?!?!?!
HolisticWisdomcom | August 25, 2006 at 6:43 am
Lohan’s reply “What the heck do ya mean? I’m cooperatin’ here!”
I loved Macey in Fargo, could not help myself!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
pixel killya | August 25, 2006 at 6:47 am
The girl is excrement. Maybe some deserve fame and fortune, she does not.
Nice smile on the boyfriend. Looks like he’s wearing his granny’s new dentures.
CelebSlam.com | August 25, 2006 at 7:27 am
It’s cute how William H. Macy acts as though he’s still relevant.
http://www.celebslam.com
joel bartlett | August 25, 2006 at 7:28 am
he should beat her up
PaisleyMoon | August 25, 2006 at 7:39 am
How come her legs have been photoshopped in the last pics? Is she, in reality, even grosser than this? Is that possible?
MollyPoo | August 25, 2006 at 7:43 am
Why do people with bajillions of dollars dress like such retards? Hire a stylist, honey!
jrzmommy | August 25, 2006 at 8:01 am
This should make for an interesting rest of the filming of Georgia Rule. Isn’t Macy’s wife in it with Lohan?
34- William H. Macy is very relevant. He’s a major talent. he’s an academy award nominee and a two-time emmy winner, he writes and produces. his wife is an amazing academy award nominated and emmy winning actress. He’s been in too many cool movies no name and he has several movies coming up. And he’s one of the cooler more realistic people in hollywood.
The Juice | August 25, 2006 at 8:04 am
Ahh who cares, she can show up late. Or better yet… not show at all. She’s too hot to have to give a shit what anyone thinks!
uh.huh.uh.huh | August 25, 2006 at 8:16 am
she looks gross. and on something. is she wearing biker shorts?
DancingQueen | August 25, 2006 at 8:18 am
Why does she insist on trying to start a fashion trend with the shorts and heels look? It’s a HORRIBLE look. Especially with those ugly ass shoes she has on. Those might be her “special” shoes that she has to wear when she’s high or drunk so she doesn’t fall down go boom.
uh.huh.uh.huh | August 25, 2006 at 8:18 am
and william h macy is right.
dupababy | August 25, 2006 at 8:33 am
oh now billy don’t go getting your jealous on.. just cause simplicity huffman hasn’t had the plastification of her boobage done like ho-han has doesn’t mean you should be a mean girl too..
and really, he shouldn’t be advocating any more stingy ass bosses in the world.. we’ve got plenty of those as it is..
http://www.stingybitches.com/www/Stingy%20Boss%20page.html
vainandlovingit | August 25, 2006 at 9:00 am
HOORAY FOR SKANKS!
Nikk The Templar | August 25, 2006 at 9:16 am
*still vomitting*
Sdvora | August 25, 2006 at 9:27 am
Fucking ridiculous. Now, I’m not saying that being an actor’s a cakewalk — for those really good actors, like William H. Macy, that seriously consider it a craft, I’m sure it is demanding work.
But for some cunt like Lindsay Lohan to have such trouble dragging her ass to a set on time, when she leads the most charmed of lives, is ridiculous.
I don’t mind getting to my regular old 9-5 office job on time, because I know there are far worse jobs out there. Fucking Lindsay Lohan; I hope people stop hiring her, the entitled, spoiled bitch.
jane's eyre | August 25, 2006 at 9:37 am
A toast to William H. Macy. You’ll never see him on the Fish, and that’s because he’s a respectable actor and man, and definitely not a attention whore like Hohan. He’s 10x the actor that Lohan will never be.
@34 Maybe if you’d watch something other than whatever it is you’re watching you’d know otherwise.
Spindoc | August 25, 2006 at 9:39 am
1. Lohan looks ridiculous. She looks like a 35 year old Cocktail waitress in Reno NEvada who earns a little extra money giving hand-jobs out at the trailor park on weekends.
2. Good for Macy, I think that it’s time Hollywood stopped coddling these douchebags.
3. OMG!!!! I posted this in the other section as well. You guys HAVE to see the entire Nichole Ritchie Annorexia shots. Especially the hips and legs. She looks like she should be covered with Flies begging for food in some 3rd world nations. Attaching the link here.
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/nicole_richie_can_dish_it_but_she_cant_take_it_20060820.php
Tell me that isn’t sick!!!!!
Spindoc | August 25, 2006 at 9:41 am
Dammit! Never mind, The picture was Photoshopped. Crap, it totally fooled me. Sorry for the mis-post.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 25, 2006 at 9:42 am
That bitch next to Lohan tried to get the new Cardinals stadium named the Pink Taco. His family apparently made their money operating a restaurant chain in California called The Pink Taco. Doesn’t that just ooze class? Other than homosexuals, who doesn’t want to go to the Pink Taco? I wonder what his next venture will be? A chain of hot dog restaurants called The Big Cock? I suppose he’s got his hands full right now just fucking Linds. You just know this bitch is as lazy and demanding in the sack as she is on the set. Probably berates him when he comes too early, refuses to suck dick because Meryl Streep doesn’t. As to his mental retardation, do the math – he’s dating Lindsay Lohan and he’s SMILING.