Will.I.am bitchslaps Perez Hilton. With words.

June 22nd, 2009 // 132 Comments

Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted last night while partying after the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. He claims Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas was the one who hit him, and instead of calling the police, Perez started tweeting about it. Scope out Perez’s tweets via TMZ which essentially ruin whatever legitimacy Twitter gained from the Iranian elections:

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Will.I.am posted a video last night asserting his innocence, (Turns out it was the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina who “attacked” Perez.) and took the immediate piss out of Perez by asking, why someone would Twitter instead of call the police if they were attacked? Allow me: Because Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on which proves he never really was a scathing observer of pop culture. Just a guy who wants to be Britney.

I went there.

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  1. Beastman AIDS

    All I know is Perez Hiltons site fills me with rage and this site fills me with joy.

  2. dan1eya

    PEREZ DID CALL THE POLICE BUT THEY HAD BIGGER EMERGENCIES TO TEND TO!!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT AN IDIOT. HE CALLED THE POLICE BEFORE TURNING TO TWITTER.

  3. dan1eya

    PEREZ DID CALL THE POLICE BUT THEY HAD BIGGER EMERGENCIES TO TEND TO!!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT AN IDIOT. HE CALLED THE POLICE BEFORE TURNING TO TWITTER.

  4. JD3

    OK – everyone that visits Perez’s site knows that the site is all about him. there are plenty of gossip/drama/funny celeb sites and none of them focus on the “blogger” like PerezHilton does, logo for the site is his face for goodness sake. I digress, Perez says on his little video that he doesn’t ask for the fame, doesn’t want the drama, etc etc… clearly he does, he has made himself as much of a celebrity as the people he makes fun of and places his little graphic judgment on. Perez the site is really funny but he needs to take it like he dishes it. About him being assaulted, i doubt it – also, in this world if you get all up in someone’s face and talk shit about them too their face or via gossip you can expect a beat down verbally or even “superficially” via a physical altercation… i know, i know, violence is never the answer and if this was a utopian planet run by non-violent fair minded people then no one would ever be physically harmed. But its not, it’s the real world and everyone has been given a little physical reminder in their life via verbal threats or physical threats that have escalated into violence. Perez is the same person in grade school that would talk shit and be all verbally abusive until one day, someone found them in the hall and gave them a little reminder to not write checks with their mouth that their ass can’t cash. Sad but true, this isn’t Utopia and maybe he’ll be a little more fair in the future. Don’t stick your nose into places if you don’t want it to get swatted at.

  5. Aanjo

    THANK YOU FOR SETTING US STRAIGHT THANK GOD THANK YOU!

  6. Will

    In what world do you namby pambies live in where it’s “never alright to hit or treat a person blah blah blah blah?” In the real fucking world, where most of us live, violence occurs daily and might makes right no matter what the rulebooks say, and while some are prone to dish out violence too readily, some are prone to do their utmost to try and incite another to violence in hopes of gaining fame and/or money from said violence…such as Perez. I feel sad that I live in a world where people actually argue about this sort of shit, and will have you know that during the Zombie Apocalypse of 2012, I’m going to accidentally mark you vaginas as zombies.

  7. Lauren

    Of course Perez called the police but as many people have experienced, they don’t always come, which is when he switched to a public forum — Twitter.

    Not hard to understand.

    Will.I.Am sucks, his music sucks, and violence sucks.

  8. mofoghetto

    Ok, i’m a fag, and a well-respected one at that. Perez gives gays a bad name! Period. I actually enjoyed watching him squirm in his 11 min video! He’s like a 10 year old child who only knows how to retaliate by namecalling etc…

    I wish it had been Fergie that attacked him with her long-fingernail-thingy’s through the scrotum!

    If Perez had gotten in my face like that, bitch would have gone down!

  9. I HATE THIS GUY/THING- HE IS A 2 FACED HYPOCRATE THAT THINKS ITS OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO SPEW THE WORD FAGGOT…AS IF IT WERE HIS MIDDLE NAME. THIS BOZO IS FAMOUS FOR BEING A SILLY HOMOSEXUAL WHO WHINES AND SUES HIS WAY INTO PEOPLES PERSONAL LIVES. HE DOES NEED TO RESPECT PEOPLE AND LEAVE THEM ALONE IF THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF THE DIARREAH OF THE MOUTH THAT THIS JACK ASS HAS. HE IS DISGUSTING.. IF I WERE A GUY…I WOULDN’T TOUCH HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S PENIS. YUCK NASTY UGLY…SO UGLY..VULGER…HORRENDOUS PERSON…YOU ARE A DISPICABLE HUMAN BEING AND HAVE NO CREDENTIALS. YOU ARE JUST A JOKE. GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS… YOU CHEAP AMUSEMENT.

  10. Tom K

    Gay people are so fucking annoying! They can dish it but can’t take it! Perez Hilton calling someone a “FAGGOT”? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought the “F” word was a big no no to you gays. Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eat shit you homo!

  11. d_jedi

    Perez Hilton is a fat whiny bitch fag.

    Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?

  12. Darth

    Are Ashton Kutcher and John Mayer his best friends?

  13. Nero

    Booze,coke and cellphones folks.This is what happens.

  14. Gando

    He’s just desperate to get a police officer in his hotel room.

  15. Babs

    Love it. Perez is all about Perez being a celeb himself. It’s boring. Love that The Superficial “went there” and consistently makes my friends, family & I laugh out loud daily.

  16. And THIS is why I read The Superficial and not PerezHilton.
    Nothing he posts could make my day as much as this.

  17. Funeral Guy

    I heard that after Will.I.am bitchslapped this stupid homo, Carrie Prejean came along and buried her high heeled shoe in his giant gaping asshole.

  18. Truth Doctor

    1. What a limp-wristed pussy.
    2. What makes him newsworthy?
    3. If I see the bitch, he won’t live to see tomorrow.

  19. He can tweet but cant call 911? Whatever.

  20. Perez all the way

    My mom said that she saw Perez in Venice, Italy, a few weeks ago and that he’s kind of cute.

  21. missywissy

    aaww…. come on Will.I.am. You were too nice.

  22. Rose

    Seriously, Im surprised it took someone this long to actually hit him. He was long over do for somebody to clean his clock. If your are going to constantly be passing judgment on people you HAVE to accept the consequences of your actions and words. Im not a fan of the BEP new song but I may just have to go and buy it.

    God love you Mr. Superficial

  23. yowillie

    Get A Life!!!!

  24. Shat Wilner

    The only reason more people having punched this fuck is because it only brings underserved attention to him. It’s better to let him post his bullshit in obscurity. Still, it was sweet to see his fat crybaby face on TV looking like the pathetic loser he is. I never realized how entertaining Perez could be! Violence isn’t cool, but neither is your act, gay boy. You deserved a full beat down instead of a bitch slap. What a puss!

  25. LifeH8ter

    Thanks for saying what needed to be said…after he dropped the “F” bomb like a hypocrite I and many others have decided to boycott his site. He is the reason that the GBLT community still has to fight to be heard. Because idiots like Perez preach one thing but harbor the same hate that all the people he fights against have. He is a disgrace to the GBLT community, and his pathetic excuse relating to maintaining rationale during a fight is ridiculous. If a straight man and a gay man were in a fight and the straight man called the gay man the “F” word…he would be in jail for a hate crime…plain and simple. Don’t incite riot and you won’t get your ass beat…common sense.

  26. ashly

    EVERYBODY hates perez. just give up, dude. you are the dane cook of blogs. go get some hostess cupcakes, turn on terms of endearment, and cry into your miley cyrus pillow. the world does not see you as a victim. it sees you as a disease.

  27. Confucius

    Black Eyed Peas is the best band in the whole world!! Boom Boom Pow to Perez ahahaha

  28. wolfcat-x

    WOW! I thought the former miss california would have kicked his dumb ass first,
    but this is just as satifying-lol

  29. catE

    COPS didnt show up for ages cos yr a whining bitch.you probably dropped names,i.e blackeyedpeas and they thOght u were a wanker.

    WHAT A SELFISH PRICK HE IS, HIS TWITTER FANS JAMMED THE 911 PHONE LINES FOR 2 HOURS! FOR YR LITTLE BLOOD NOSE! ?

    REAL SICK/INJURED PEOPLE COULDNT GET THROUGH, U DICKWAD.

  30. Brooke

    I can not stand Perez Hilton! I don’t condone physical violence unless someone brings it on themselves by launching a verbal attack on you (or in this case calling you a Fag, wait isn’t that weird that Perez is a Fag calling someone else one?). Then I say knock them out. I can’t understand HOW Perez got to start hanging with the famous people considering he’s not an movie star/singer/dancer/ Tv Star ect. He is supposed to be running a gossip column about these celebs (that are actually people he hangs with)? All I see is him hating on people like Britney and kissing Paris ass. I wish he’d go away, about like Heidi and Spencer. I can’t believe anyone would go to his site anyway, he doesn’t report anything of any value, he just draws on people. He is not any better than all these people on Vh1 reality shows, like Megan Hauserman. I for one am glad someone hit him in the head for calling them a Fag. You can’t go around calling people names and not expect someone to retaliate.

  31. the#1bepisme

    thanks will for being a good person and all around cool guy. this is exactally wat i need to help me with my presentation on u in my college course. Just in case some ppl think ur a bad dude all they got to do is look at this.
    PEACE.

  32. welcome to Toronto bitch. :D

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