Will.I.am bitchslaps Perez Hilton. With words.

June 22nd, 2009 // 132 Comments

Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted last night while partying after the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. He claims Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas was the one who hit him, and instead of calling the police, Perez started tweeting about it. Scope out Perez’s tweets via TMZ which essentially ruin whatever legitimacy Twitter gained from the Iranian elections:

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Will.I.am posted a video last night asserting his innocence, (Turns out it was the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina who “attacked” Perez.) and took the immediate piss out of Perez by asking, why someone would Twitter instead of call the police if they were attacked? Allow me: Because Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on which proves he never really was a scathing observer of pop culture. Just a guy who wants to be Britney.

I went there.

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  1. Bret Michaels

    Where I’m from, Perez commited a hate crime before he was punched — it would’ve been called justifiable, especially since he was definitely only punched once. No way that happened on Sunday and then he has nothing but a little tiny mark the next day — or at least, he wasn’t punched “two or three or four times” like he claims on his video.

    His “statement” would do him in before any lawsuit since he clearly states he planned to instigate an argument and knew his words would escalate the situation. As he said, he likes looking at drama in other people’s lives but not in his own.. it’s called karma, deal with it you whiny bitch.

  2. Amanda

    Um. No.
    You have this allllll wrong. Do yourself a favor and check out Perez’s site as well as the police report. He has his personal statement. HE DID CALL THE POLICE FIRST!!!! And before you begin judging the situation, perhaps you should know the full story. You CAN NEVER JUDGE Perez Hilton. You are a scathing hypocrite. Both of you do the same things for a living! So whats the difference? You are just jealous that his site is more popular than yours and frankly its pathetic. These comments call him a “bad journalist” , but isn’t it bad journalism not to have the facts on a story?!?! I can’t believe you all support violence in this manner. FUCKING PATHETIC.

  3. Marianne

    A superficial post, on a superficial website.
    Superficial coments as well. I feel sorry for most of you.

  4. Lain

    Perez’s gave me herpes

  5. blp

    I can’t stand that fag, it must have felt great to hit the whiny bitch. Nice work fish.

  6. Wow. What a whiny bitch. “Oh no! I’ve been assaulted. Save me Twitter!”

  7. blp

    @54, well stop reading it and fuck off then.

  8. Luke

    I love that this happened in my city.. I hate that idiot

  9. John

    It really says something about Western society when people are rejoicing that a person got assaulted. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like someone, no one deserves to be treated like that. No one.

  10. bUZZTOE

    Party!!! Karma…Will.I.am you’re my hero…or your people are…see Perez…when you start doing the crap you do and become holier than anyone else; karma has it’s way…fame whore that you are, you’re no better than the other two non talents Pratt and Montag…actually you’re worse…passing moral judgements as edicts…hey, you’re not bright, and if you pass judgement on people..then karma passes it’s justice back to you…

    Man up…Party!!!

  11. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    Ok folks, please form line here to BITCH SLAP Perez Hilton. No rushing folks, take your time and follow through. An er, yes you can objects

    1. using crow bar

    @60 We all assume you’re referring to people other then Perez Hilton.

  12. jesus

    my favourite line from perez’s video:

    “then the black eyed peas FOLLOWED ME BACK to my hotel! … where they were ALSO STAYING.”

    without a hint of irony. like it’s a crime to go home.

  13. Mal

    YEAHHHH GO FISH!!!!!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!! Hahaaaaa I’m so glad you don’t subscribe to the Gay Brotherhood of Pop Journalism. That’s why I read you, and not Perez.

    I’d let you motorboat me live on the Internet.

  14. F*ckRandal

    This is hilarious – I hate that douche Perez and I hate how people compare these two sites…

    What I wanted to say is that I could not help but crack up when I saw that video he posted on his site…I don’t really know wtf he says, but he looks like this super fat, ugly puppy dog that’s about to cry…and then he does break down in the end and cries….great stuff…

    you know after writing and reading this…it doesn’t seem as funny as it was when I imagined it…but trust me, its great.

  15. Anonymous

    Awww……Amanda has her panties in a knot……waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

    That punk deserved what he got. Actually, he deserved worse. And you’re an idiot for defending him.

  16. F*ckRandal

    One other thing…anyone else have a problem with the constant use of the word respect? People need to stop that shit…it is not important who gets respect…it is more important who gives it.

  17. alex

    I like how instead of calling the police directly he asked twitter to save him. Imagine how many psycho’s could have taken him seriously and actually called the police and tied up they’re lines. “I’m sorry Ma’am we can’t handle your call about being raped and murdered right now, we’re receiving dozens of calls about some star fucker getting slapped.” Great job Perez, you just let someone get raped and murdered because you wanted a few more minutes on the perimeter of fame. How do you sleep at night?

  18. : D

    i thought at first that said PARIS HILTON got bitchslapped
    and i thought it cant get any more awesome then that.

    then i realized there is a another whole level of awesome.

    i cant believe someone was actually reading perez hiltons twitter.

  19. miau

    “(..)which essentially ruin whatever legitimacy Twitter gained from the Iranian elections(..)”
    “(..)Because Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on(..)”

    fish youre great…

    miau

  20. Aanjo

    Marry me.

  21. PhDiego

    will i am..I hate your music but now you are my idol

    if you destroy speid you will.b.president

  22. Rutty

    I stopped going to that assholes site a long time ago so that I wouldn’t be part of the problem with that guy being popular… he’s a dick. Flat out. He’s the worst kind of human being, the kind that will shit on someone, then once he gets a photo op with them he’s their best friend. He can be bought or sold. He’s spineless.

    For the first time in years I went to his site… I just wanted to see him cry for 11 minutes about his wittle cut…

    Fuck yeah. It’s about time someone decked him.

    Good for Will I Am… Today is Black Eye’d Peas (sp?) day in my car. Only their music will be played in tribute to him.

    I only wish Will I Am had hit Perez himself. But good on him for telling that dick off.

    And Perez decided to escelate the whole confrontation when it started by calling Will a faggot?

    Man what a great fucking morning. I was having a shitty day til I heard this. YEAH! fuck yeah. Fuck Perez… HE deserved that shit, and all you whiney defenders out there, you are fucking pathetic.

  23. I’m surprised that Perez Hilton hasn’t been beaten to within an inch of his life every week for the last two years.

    I almost knocked him silly after he tried to proposition me in a port-a-pottie in West Hollywood one night.

    I am not gay and have never had another mans penis in my mouth or ass.

    Ever.

  24. Aerialgreen

    Why would anyone use a service like Tweeter to ask for help? even if he called 911 that’s just plain idiotic, oh I guess that the police had other priorities before showing up to take declaration on the guy that most likely clogged their emergency call service for hours.

    I would be surprised if he actually didn’t do anything, let’s be honest, Pigez is not that bright to know that his “witty” on-line persona can’t be imposed on everyone.

    Even the most unoffensive zing from a smart mouth is bound to meet with the wrong person at the wrong time.

  25. Mad

    I’m not sure why everyone thinks that someone getting beat is a good thing, despite him “deserving” it. No one deserves to get beat for having an opinion, no matter how open that opinion is to the public. Everyone has their own, and if it were like how every idiot is saying it should be, then EVERYONE deserves to be beat. Because I’m SURE no one commenting on this site has ever talked shit about anyone. Using violence is just a trashy classless way to deal with issues.

    Even the creator of this website would deserve to be BEAT as well. The only difference is that Perez is open with his identity, whereas the Superficial is not. I have no problem with either, I read tons of gossip sites. But turning to violence never makes anything justifiable.

    Sucks to read the comments on sites like these, because then I realize that there are more stupid people in this world than there are smart, rational, and civilized ones.

  26. Chiga

    Perez makes NO SENSE at all!!He is gay…and he insults other calling them “fa**ot”?? and the vlogs about political issues on gay marriage and equality, prop 8…way to go!!Keep disrespecting….

    And physical abuse is not right but verbal abuse and living off bringing down and insulting people is? is that “professional” (as he repeats in his video?
    I don´t agree in physical violence, but PERED IS A HYPOCRATE!

  27. chunga

    Perez makes NO SENSE at all!!He is gay…and he insults other calling them “fa**ot”?? and the vlogs about political issues on gay marriage and equality, prop 8…way to go!!Keep disrespecting….

    And physical abuse is not right but verbal abuse and living off bringing down and insulting people is? is that “professional” (as he repeats in his video?
    I don´t agree in physical violence, but PEREz IS A HYPOCRATE!

  28. edge

    I’m just so thrilled that instead of having one person call the police, Perez Hilton decided that it would be great if all of his “fans” would call the police for him. Bravo. Let’s spam the holy hell out of the police and clog up the system for one incident when the guy could obviously had used his freaking fingers to dial three freaking numbers and just report what he had alleged. It’s not like other crimes are happening at that moment.

  29. #53.
    Are you kidding?
    Anyways…go stand in front of a bus.
    Bring bitchboy Perez with you.
    Thank you and have a nice day.
    Beee-acth

  30. ouch!
    but you nailed it
    and it’s hard to believe perez’s story…

  31. Capt. Douchebag

    I’m pissed he wasn’t bitch slapped by a Mac Truck.

  32. Initial_G

    Welcome to the real world, Perez. You talk shit about people often enough…sooner or later they will lay you out. Of course being beat down by Black Eye Peas is freaking hilarious.

  33. James

    I’m glay you went there. Spot on!
    WTF is it with people twittering for authorities. This could get interesting if Perez’s house was burning…

  34. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DO NOT TWITTER.

  35. blahb lahblah

    any one who thinks perez DIDN’T deserve what he got is a fucking idiot
    that guy is a fucking attention whore drama queen who with backstab anything that moves. when you make a living off being a complete douch bag you deserve to get hit.
    and also, considering this is PEREZ HILTON we’re talking about and considering that he already lied about it being will.i.am who hit him, do you really thing think he was truely asssualted?
    NO.
    he’s just dramatizing everthing as usual, in a desperate attempt to put himself on the same celebrity level as BEP. i HOpe more celebrities realize what an utter waste that guy is and everyone fucking forgets about him.

  36. blahb lahblah

    any one who thinks perez DIDN’T deserve what he got is a fucking idiot
    that guy is a fucking attention whore drama queen who with backstab anything that moves. when you make a living off being a complete douch bag you deserve to get hit.
    and also, considering this is PEREZ HILTON we’re talking about and considering that he already lied about it being will.i.am who hit him, do you really thing think he was truely asssualted?
    NO.
    he’s just dramatizing everthing as usual, in a desperate attempt to put himself on the same celebrity level as BEP. i HOpe more celebrities realize what an utter waste that guy is and everyone fucking forgets about him.

  37. Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
    Bang Bang
    SLAP

  38. Sydney

    If I had been will.i.am, I would have beaten the shit out of Perez. Whiny attention whore deserves it.

  39. CMYK_Josh

    Woo-Hoo! Everybody wanted to do it, will.i.am’s tour manager got the honor. I am going to run out and buy — yes BUY — the new Black Eyed Peas album. I’m paying for all of it — even the crappy songs — just because I am so grateful that somebody knocked that pompous, fat, whiny bastard on his large ass. Hell, I may even buy a concert ticket.

    Since when is it okay for anybody to call anybody else a faggot, anyway? You would think that this insensitive prick would know that.

  40. wkf

    tough luck for perez paris wasnt there for him to hide behind. : (

  41. kerri

    I have been waiting for someone to do this to him. I really thought it would be Adam Sandler for him insulting Perez insulting his little girl. So glad someone punched this asshole out. He verbally abuses men and women daily…has a hand in ruining people’s careers and lives…and he is crying because someone finally didn’t want to stand for it? Karma Karma Karma. Perez if you’re reading – it’s about time you fat f*ck. Next time you come to Toronto I’m going to punch you out myself.
    Superficial writer – you rock. : )

  42. kerri

    …”for Perez insulting his little girl”…

    typing too quickly!! : )

  43. Aerialgreen

    TMZ has a video that shows Perez Hilton doing anything but buttering up the BEP’s manager (with slurs, in-your-face screaming and what not) to do our collective will and throw a punch in his delusional head.

    As much as you want to defend Perez, or avoid violence all together, you just can’t help to see where it was going to end up, the bigger person would have left the discussion, BUT Pigez kept verbally pushing a complete stranger with the wrong choice of words (specially for a supposedly gay-rights activist) and SURPRISE SUPRISE finally found someone who wouldn’t stand to his brand of crap.

  44. Mr Axl

    I never write comments, but… BEST.POST.EVAR!

  45. Mister Bored

    So since he wrote the wrong name down, called him a slur, and cursed out the manager in his face… isn’t that libel, a hate crime and provocation in a row?

    I hope this attention whore gets hit with some charges.

  46. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I’m just curious: does anybody remember; about four, five years ago, when Perez Hilton was a frequent commenter on this site?
    He used to mention specific people from this place on his own website, giving specific instructions on how to prepare people like “Big Jim” for anal sex and the like?
    Or am I the last one left from the first few months?
    Dude’s a douche, no doubt about it (although I must say, I have not visited his site since his aforementioned “lubricate, start with a finger and work your way up to two…” post. Downright creepy.).
    I just wonder if there is a little animosity against him on the part of TheSuperficial, given that he was basically made here in the trenches, and now has his own show and stuff?
    Anybody have an opinion?

  47. M

    Not untrue, but you’re sucking on the same teat, just for less money. Glass houses, dude.

  48. SHAFT

    he’s such a flaming, whiny…..flamer

  49. Stella

    I know I know, it’s wrong to applaud violence, but you gotta at least smirk when someone who has built their life on vicious, cruel immature attacks (written, not physical)on others finally get the knuckle sandwich they so richly deserve. But,yeah, um, violence is wrong.. if there was any.. one has to wonder as the sobbing Perez in the video posted to his website does NOT have a black eye and is NOT bleeding.

    Whole thing made up by Mario??? Probably.

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