And Driving Iron Man’s Dick, William Shatner!
To really set the tone for the day, and remind everyone that we’re 11, here’s Captain Kirk driving a giant metal penis-mobile that he personally help designed. Because apparently someone thought asking William Shatner to co-design a motorcycle would result in something other than a huge metal cock on wheels. “How else am I supposed to pick up alien vagina?” he probably told them as serious as a heart attack. “That’s… why it shoots nets.”