It’s Friday, so here’s Will Ferrell reprising his classic George W. Bush role alongside Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin on last night’s Primetime Edition of Saturday Night Live. I’m pretty sure something historic just happened here, but then again, I think it’s historic whenever I pour chocolate milk on my Cocoa Krispies. And, on that note, excuse me while I vibrate over to the men’s room to have a sugar-induced panic attack. Whee!
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TJ | October 24, 2008 at 10:12 am
Typical left wing America hating garbage.
What would happen if the mocked Michelle Obama and her America-hating, racist rants? “OOOH, YOU RACIST WHITE CRACKAS!!!”
theK | October 24, 2008 at 10:12 am
This was great!
TJ | October 24, 2008 at 10:13 am
Oh yeah–FIRST, BITCHEZ!!!
Sport | October 24, 2008 at 10:23 am
So true #1.
Well said.
g | October 24, 2008 at 10:28 am
TJ- I’d tell you to get help, but your kind is beyond help.
Only stupid Shit heels vote Republican. Look at an electoral map. The states that vote Republican are the hardest hit by GOP government, yet continue to vote for them.
Chant ‘socialism’ all you want, we’re in it already.
Bickus Dickus | October 24, 2008 at 10:28 am
Good point. If Osama bin Obama gets elected (god forbid), what actor is gonna play the First Monkey?
Eddie Murphy could come back and use his old Buckwheat wig. Perfect.
LeFarge | October 24, 2008 at 10:29 am
I hate Bush. (The president)
nancy | October 24, 2008 at 10:31 am
@ 1: didn’t you mean “they” and not “the”?
@ 4: no, not very well said. i believe michelle enunciates her words.
tina fey cracks me up.
joss | October 24, 2008 at 10:32 am
the lady or the tiger!
fiddly subject, you're all clown shoes. | October 24, 2008 at 10:34 am
TJ – die of aids. being open-minded or left-wing does not make a person “america-hating”. what does that even mean? what part if america does an american hater actually hate? the ground? the scenery? the healthcare system? the people? do the world a favor and don’t vote. ever. and then kill yourself.
Dickie | October 24, 2008 at 10:40 am
I hear Michelle Obama plans to paint the White House flourescent purple, they also are going to cover up all the furniture with plastic, and they’re planning on leaving all their kids toys out in the yard. That way it will resemble the houses in the surrounding DC low income housing areas.
Cookied | October 24, 2008 at 10:49 am
@1 – Once there is something about Obama to make fun of, they will.
McCain and Palin are walking, living, fucking jokes.
Sam | October 24, 2008 at 11:16 am
Please please please keep pouring out your helpless anger, all you “base” Repugs!!!
It’s like nectar.
We’re going to win. By a lot. President, Senate, House of Reps.
Hope you enjoyed your power because after Nov. 4 it’s gone baby gone.
SaraDevil | October 24, 2008 at 11:17 am
The Superfish as a giant walking vibrator does things to me…dirty nasty electoral things to me…
bar room hero | October 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
I am sick of McCain and Palin. I can’t think of why anyone would vote for them.
Obama/ Biden 08
Gerald_Tarrant | October 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
I’m at a point where I almost hope Obama wins. That way in 4 years when things are so much more fucked than they are now, the Palin ticket wins by a landslide.
BadCopNoDonut | October 24, 2008 at 11:34 am
Palin is completely unqualified- why don’t you put a fucking dead moose in the oval office you morons
havoc | October 24, 2008 at 11:36 am
Gotta say Tina hiking up her skirt and striking that pose looked pretty good to me. I loves bitches with scars too, so bonus!
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DB | October 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
First off, SNL reeks of a lack of creativity. Like every other sketch in the past few decades, this one was only mildly humorous, ran too long, etc.
Secondly, when you say “I hate Bush”, give a reason. I hate lima beans because they’re mushy and have a terrible taste.
Next, be angry with a House and Senate that are controlled by whiny Democrats, ineffective Republicans and Independents that don’t which way is up.
The problem with our government is not solely the fault of the Executive branch. Having a single focal point to blame your problems on is an easy out hence the blanket baseless statement by LeFarge “I hate Bush”.
Blame the people that were elected to represent you on a more direct level and keep in mind the President signs or vetoes the bills sent to him by YOUR Senators and Representatives.
Your Senators and Representatives are puppets of special interest groups; those who give them the most money to sway their vote and, at the same time, line their pockets. Be angry with them all. They’ve done nothing for you.
Todd Packer | October 24, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’m at a point where I almost hope McCain wins. That way in 4 years when things are so much more fucked than they are now, a Republican won’t win the presidency for a long, long time.
Banester | October 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm
#5 Hey stupid NY is a Dem state and our economy sucks.
SNL, do you guys have any more material or are you going to ride this crap out for the next couple of months (or years)? Was funny for a while now getting old.
The Palin unqualified remarks…LOL have read some of the Biden crap?!!? Ask him who the Prez was during the recession. How about who invaded Lebanon. And this guy is on the foreign relations committee!!
If you are going to have an arguement at least know WTF you are talking about!
Jackin to Tina | October 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I got a pretty good squirt off from that shot her thigh at the end.
TJ | October 24, 2008 at 12:52 pm
#8: So I messed up a keystroke. Shaddap.
It’s all still true…NO ONE can mock Michelle Obama for for America-hating remarks and her obvious anti-white racism, unless they want to be pilloried by the worshipful media.
mamadough | October 24, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@19, i hate bush because it itches. gotta shave that shit.
effyeray | October 24, 2008 at 1:17 pm
@5 “g” – Ignorant assclowns like you are the problem. If you vote for someone based upon their “party” you are the fucking problem. Examine an issue or two and vote accordingly. If you’re a lazy fuck who doesn’t feel as if you should have to work to support or provide healthcare for your family vote Obama. If you want guns taken away from American citizens vote Obama. If you believe illegal immigrants deserve social security and more benefits than you, vote Obama. If you believe in immediately pulling out of Iraq without setting up resources for them to develop into a decent country thereby creating Afghanistan 2 is a good idea vote Obama. If you believe in driving business/jobs out of the country is good vote Obama…….
NotAnAmerican | October 24, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Hey Americans, you guys have already proved to the world that you’re a bunch of fuckwit assclowns for re-voting Bush in, and you’re about to prove it again when you bunch of monkey fucking country invaders vote in another dumb old white guy who will pander all the same shit.
This is why everyone everyone else in the world hates you.
Sierra | October 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I hate George Bush because he’s mushy and has a terrible taste.
bar room hero | October 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I have to live around all of these right wing nut-jobs down here in the (not so) great state of Texas.
I wonder what is going through these whack-jobs’ brains….
the bastard factory | October 24, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Work harder people, millions on welfare are counting on You. Isn’t socialism Great.. Having other people deciding how to spend my paycheck is so liberating
Now, I can just pop out a few bastard children, sit on my ass all day and recieve an even bigger paycheck . Thanx Obama . Now, where’s my bon bons
Mark Fister | October 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Obama is not eligible for the President since he was IN FACT BORN IN KENYA.
It was the DEMOCRATIC insistence of giving loans to people that had no way of paying them back, so thank Clinton for the collapse. Funny the economy was doing fine until the DEMOCRATS TOOK CONTROL OF THE HOUSE AND SENATE.
SNL is bought and paid for by the DEMOCRATIC PARTY so that is why you would never see the messiah and his trusty side kick portrayed in any negative light.
Barack Obama is nothing more than a Chicago thug politician. He is trying to buy the presidency of the United States, funny thing with all the ‘faults’ you say McCain and Palin have why are they even in the latest polls with the great BO???
With Barack’s $605,000,000 you think it would be enough but he still wants you kool-aid drinkers to send more– HELLO DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU ANYTHING???
Barack Obama is the WORST CANDIDATE TO EVER BE NOMINATED FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT. He should go back to the Senate and perhaps do something about the state he was elected to represent.
House | October 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hmmm
Should i vote for a young, energetic, inspiring, fresh-faced, honest politician…
or
Should i vote for the old, insane, non-inspiring, dirty campaigner, and one who has one foot in the grave and nominated someone for VP who doesn’t know what a Vice President does and can’t pronounce NUCLEAR correctly.
Wow, such a tough choice!
let’s look at it this way:
Obama- Let’s help the average person out by giving them tax breaks and eliminated tax breaks for the rich people, including me.
McCain-Now isn’t the time to raise anyone’s taxes, oh wait, you’re not raising everyone’s taxes, just us rich people?! NOW IT REALLY ISN’T THE TIME TO RAISE OUR TAXES!!!
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | October 24, 2008 at 2:50 pm
@30 Obama was born in Hawaii you thick uneducated ill informed American, yet
another very good reason to agree with what 26 says – I hate Americans too.
Although you do serve a vital purpose – you make the rest of the developed world look super intelligent even the stupid ones.
BaxterJ | October 24, 2008 at 3:10 pm
This was an instant classic and I will be clipping it for my new ringtone.
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/35460/Will-Ferrell-As-Bush-Endorsing-McCain-Palin
Slut | October 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Obama wants to take YOUR money and spread it around…..
Obamanation | October 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Funny how there was no Obama in the sketch. I guess there’s nothing funny about that guy at all. Nothing…..
Obamanation | October 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Funny how there was no Obama in the sketch. I guess there’s nothing funny about that guy at all. Nothing…..
Jethro | October 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hey, where is the Obama humor. Oh yeah I forgot, that would be racist.
Sick | October 24, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I hate ALL of you on this forum, you are all sheep, donkeys, idiots, morons, and pathetic. You have been manipulated by fear, whomevers side you are on. Republicans scare you with religion, war, taxes, and race. Democrats scare you with healthcare, class division, taxes and race.
Again, I HATE ALL of YOU
Jethro | October 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Hey, where is the Obama humor? Oh yeah I forgot, that would be racist.
land_mammal | October 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm
26 you are so wise. Indeed everyone does hate america. We are terrible. Our universities, hollywood blogs, fake titty blondies, industry, comedies, politicians, and movies are all terrible and despised across the globe. No one wants to come to America anymore.
Moron.
TJ | October 24, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Hey # 26 and any non-Americans, we bailed you worthless surrendering assclowns out of two world wars, Reagan won the Cold War, and now you want some freakin Hussein clown with an absolutely unremarkable record as a State or Federal legislator to lead the greatest country in thw world???
Fuck you.
America is done | October 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm
You idiots are aware that we are in big trouble aren’t you?
Yeah suckers. continue to remain divided rather than unite so we can ALL join as one to take our country back from the cowards in the shadows.
(never mind, you characters are dim wits)
effyeray | October 24, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@31 House
Hey House, exactly how fucking stupid are you? “Honest” politician! Ha! He’s part of the Chicago machine you simple fuck. You’ll be able to suck your own schlong before you see a meaningful tax cut from St. Obama. Any “cut” that is given will be more than made up for by higher prices on everything after businesses shift costs to consumers after St. Obama regulates them to death or over-seas. You deserve Obama, too bad the entire country apparently has to learn the hard way. And oh yeah, I fuckin hate McCain too it’s just that he’s not near as big a piece of hypocritical shit as Obama. McCain is an actual Man. He’s not some pussy that talks about patriotism, he backed that shit up. Ron Paul would hands down be the best candidate if not for the fact he wants to slash the military by 2/3. Respect Mon!
wanks | October 24, 2008 at 6:51 pm
i must say i popped a boner when tina hiked that skirt up in the end
meanmofo | October 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I am so sick of hearing about this fucking shit!!!! Who gives a fuck?!!!!! These asshats aren’t even that funny!!! And just because here are some more exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Obama you’d better win!!! (I know with your comfortable lead you have nothing better to do than to be reading all of the thingson this website!!)
will | October 24, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Seriously, Americans, I don’t want to make you dudes all freak out and start yelling about how your country is the best thing to ever happen to the universe (we hear it all day, every day), but I just want to say my bit, being non-american.
Why do you guys all hate each other so much? Seriously…
Like I understand difference of opinion, but why do you guys turn opinions into such huge explosions of mountainous anger and swearing?
I’m not talking about ALL Americans, as there are of course many who are NOT raving lunatics, but unfortunately, the raving lunatics are the loudest, and because your culture is now based ENTIRELY on rich stupid people, those people are the only example the rest of the world have of you.
There’s so much terribly angry opinionated argument flying around your government, your schools…christ, EVERYWHERE, that you’ve seemingly all turned into complete extremists who would easily kill someone if they didn’t agree with your closed-minded opinions.
Funny that. That’s what you hate “the terrorists” for…
Work together you assholes. The more you fight each other, the more you’re destroying your once beautfiul country.
Slick Rick | October 25, 2008 at 1:00 am
I am Slick Rick and I approve #46′s message.
(and yes, I’m American)
If you’re stupid enough to hate another American because of the their political or religious affiliation, then you’ve probably never read the US constitution.
Those who hate on race, religion, and politics are the true terrorists in the USA and are tearing it apart.
Get off the Internet and say your garbage to someone’s face if it means that much to you…yeah, I didn’t think you would.
SmokingGirl | October 25, 2008 at 5:13 am
I would like to say, as an American, that life is not so peachy across the pond. In the U.K. not everyone stands around holding hands and singing camps songs while roasting marshmallows, and in Russia not everyone sings the praises of Putin (who is the power behind the Russian President throne).
It is human nature to disagree, it is civilized to disagree within proper and mature discourse. That is the difference. Everyone is not going to agree with everything, that is the way of things. However, there are those out there who try to use political seats as a means to shut up those who THEY disagree with; and that is uncivilized.
For all of you peacelovin’, Bush hatin’, Sarah Palin loathin’, tax the rich until they bleed types out there, I have some words of advice. IF you want “everyone” to have an open mind, then you had better become the tolerant and accepting individuals that you proclaim you are. And that means that you tolerate and accept another persons views as a valid opinion to have. If you cannot do such a thing because you wish to stand on your principles, then welcome to the real world and quite your bitching about open-mindedness, tolerance, and acceptance.
If you disagree with my opinion in the latter part of this message, may I suggest to you a dictionary. I wouldn’t want the elites out there to not know the meaning of “tolerance” or “acceptance”…although I suppose you could take comfort in the fact that Biden thought FDR was president in ’29 (it was Hoover, by the way) and that said president FDR went on television to calm down the people. Or you can take solace in the fact that Obama thinks there’s 57 states. So I guess the “elites” among us don’t care much for history or definition; just whatever pops into their head. Good for you. *thumbs up*
Freedom | October 25, 2008 at 11:19 am
Intellect IS a requirement of public office. Where has it been in the last eight years. Republicans have been feeding off little more than being devisive for too long (ala Limbaugh) and that just not getting anything accomplished. Its time for government to be about governing. To govern means to excercise authority for the good of the individual and the whole, mot to destroy the market, wage unwarrented wars, wiretap innocents, foster the destruction of the environment, ruin American standing in the world, confuse religious efforts with those of governance, and misrepresent power. I don’t see where McCain/Palin are not simply following suit with a very every negative and narrow campaign that’s chasing the dirt-bag vote hot and heavy..
Freedom | October 25, 2008 at 11:19 am
Intellect IS a requirement of public office. Where has it been in the last eight years. Republicans have been feeding off little more than being devisive for too long (ala Limbaugh) and that just not getting anything accomplished. Its time for government to be about governing. To govern means to excercise authority for the good of the individual and the whole, mot to destroy the market, wage unwarrented wars, wiretap innocents, foster the destruction of the environment, ruin American standing in the world, confuse religious efforts with those of governance, and misrepresent power. I don’t see where McCain/Palin are not simply following suit with a very every negative and narrow campaign that’s chasing the dirt-bag vote hot and heavy..