Will Ferrell answers fan questions

September 19th, 2008 // 50 Comments

It’s Friday, so for the hell of it, here’s an amusing video of Will Ferrell answering questions his “fans” submitted on the Internet. This almost makes up for Semi-Pro which is the cinematic equivalent of giving yourself a colonic with a Dust Buster. Roger Ebert, I hope you’re taking notes.

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to fellatio-oriented dialog.

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  1. Vdub BUGGIN

    WOOT!

  2. ihatework6969

    Well…. Do you Will???? Oh, you like it in the pie hole instead….

  3. Laughing @$$ off

    That’s pretty funny

  4. lina

    i heat this guy! i can’t stand him!his voice is egggggggg!!!! i heat it!!!!!

  5. lina

    # 4
    is not funny!!!

  6. havoc

    Funny or Die.

    Die please…..

    .

  7. minerva

    I’ve never found him funny :s

  8. VoodooPimp

    Epic Fail U Loser.

    class

  9. This couldve been a funnier bit if these questions were from real fans!

  10. truth

    “Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has been uninvited from attending a rally against Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad next week in New York, one day after Hillary Clinton nixed her appearance at the event because the Alaska governor was slated to be there.”

    We all know who the legitimate female leader is, you Tina Fey wannabe.

  11. Ok, the first half of Semi-Pro ruled. Way funnier than anything he’s done.

    but ya, after the funny stuff at the beginning, it is downright painful.

    Dear Will,

    You don’t need a story, you mess up the movie when there’s a story.

  12. There are really questions for this MORON?
    ……………MONGOLS?
    ……….-willis?

  13. it's me Fuckers!

    I actually love Will Farrell. I would love to have a party and have the man show up. It’d be a fucking riot. Lol@ glass tube in penis… rofl

  14. I see. So very similar to when he reads the letter in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

  15. AirMail

    This guy dissed Bill Murray as not funny and overrated.

  16. @ 11 –

    WTF are you babbling about ?

    Are you mad because your liberal NY senator was scared to be in the same room with Sarah Palin for fear of looking like a pantywaste? Or because someone as small and inconsequential (compared to the almighty senator Hillary) as a state governor has made her look as irrelevant as last Sundays leftovers? Kinda funny I thought.

    Also kinda funny that the UN un-invited her, for fear of someone standing up and explaining to Ahmadinejad that his bluff will be called if he continues to threaten his neighbors and those in the seas around him.

    Its called believing in your country, standing your ground and doing what you say youre gonna do, which liberals and pacifistic countries around the world hate.

    God its good to be American.

  17. Laughing @$$ off

    #6
    Yes It is funny. I know because it made me laugh (like you’re sagging tits with uneven nipples). The internet does not make you an authority figure simply because you have the nerve to say what you want. You’re anonymous, I get it.

  18. Laughing @$$ off

    i believe i just abused anonymity. what a hypocrit!

  19. Buddy "I'm Serious Now" Love

    #17- you are one dilusional, fucked-up-in-the-head piece of shit. Anyone who supports Palin and McCain needs to be shot in the fucking head. You think a crotchety old man who can keel over at any time, and a goddamned hockey mom and stupid slut with 5 kids from ALASKA can stand up to real leaders? George Bush (whom I FUCKING DESPISE) is a down-south country-fried boy and even HE can’t stand up to (the great) President Ahmadinejad except in front of crowds of his minions. (Heil)

    How is it good to be American right now? The whole world hates us because of the Republican leadership you adore and their draconian policies. Gas prices are astronomical. (In 2000 gas was an average of $1.46) Our economy is in the shitter. Millions of people are losing their homes. WE ARE *NOT* BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE EIGHT YEARS AGO. Pull your fucking head out of your shitty, infected ass.

    And there is no God, you fucking Confederate hick asshole. Christians and Republicans are the most OUT OF IT people on the planet..other than the Muslims. Get back to reality, then come talk to me.

  20. Buddy "I'm Serious Now" Love

    #17- you are one delusional, fucked-up-in-the-head piece of shit. Anyone who supports Palin and McCain needs to be shot in the fucking head. You think a crotchety old man who could keel over at any time, and a goddamned hockey mom and stupid slut with 5 kids from ALASKA can stand up to real leaders? George Bush (whom I FUCKING DESPISE) is a down-south country-fried boy and even HE can’t stand up to (the great) President Ahmadinejad except in front of crowds of his minions. (Heil)

    How is it good to be American right now? The whole world hates us because of the Republican leadership you adore and their draconian policies. Gas prices are astronomical. (In 2000 gas was an average of $1.46) Our economy is in the shitter. Millions of people are losing their homes. WE ARE *NOT* BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE EIGHT YEARS AGO. Pull your fucking head out of your shitty, infected ass.

    And there is no God, you fucking Confederate hick asshole. Christians and Republicans are the most OUT OF IT people on the planet..other than the Muslims. Get back to reality, then come talk to me.

  21. Buddy "I'm Serious Now" Love

    I apologize for the double post. The second one had some last-second edits.

  22. @20 & 21 Stuttering Buddy

    Wow, way to be mature and stay unemotional about the topic libtard.

    Yes, I think a 72 yr old man with a history of working with both sides of the government and a 40 something yr old woman (you say from ALASKA like its irrelevant?) that has experience running a business, a city and a state can stand up to real leaders. Look how worked up shes gotten you by her statements and presence.

    I dont care who you despise and furthermore, your prejudice against “southern” people only exemplifies your ignorance toward your fellow americans. And BTW, we havent stood up to Saddam, Bin Laden, Zarquawi, Uday, Quasay, the rest of those in the Iraqs Most Wanted cards as well as all the countries that didnt want to help us after 9/11 have we? Didnt stand up to any of them huh?

    Which is it fucknut? Its all the same with you flakes, either we are the terrorists of the world or we arent doing anything. Make up your mind.

    Oh, and Im sorry…I dint realize we give a fuck what anyone else thinks of us. You must be a newborn because as long as Ive been alive, everyones hated us.

    Milk has gone up more than gas in the past 10 yrs, I dont hear you complaining about that. If you care, then let us drill all over America and get oil until we find an alternative energy source.

    Thanks for summing your miserable little ignorant life up in one post on the superficial Stuttering Buddy. Its humorous to see you so “on the verge” of implosion.

    God its great to be American. (lets out a rebel yell)

  23. buffy

    #20: YOU are the fucking loser scumbag. Do you honestly think a Muslim Arab-American (The man is 14% black, 42% Arab, and the rest is all white, fyi) like Barack Hussein Obama is going to do ANYTHING to better this country? Just wait, if he gets elected, this country is going to hell. Get a fucking life you douchebag. McCain/Palin for the next 8 years! And YES, it is great to be an American, and if you don’t like it, GET THE FUCK OUT you commie liberal fag.

  24. Sid

    “GET THE FUCK OUT you commie liberal fag”

    Glad to see you’re living up to the American ideals of freedom and liberty.

  25. HankTheDwarf

    This fuck’s hair looks like a 1970s Playboy beaver.

  26. You Never Go Ass To Mouth

    Is anyone else completely fucking sick of the off-topic political rants in every topic?

  27. lina

    #18
    go fuck your self!

  28. HankTheDwarf

    Mike Oxbhig. I hope you die a painful death, redneck garbage.

  29. @29-HanktheDwarf

    ahhhh…more emotional banter from the left. Nice educated response. You guys are just completely incapable of making an argument without getting your panties in a wad and name calling, arent you?

    Youre like the anti-American countries out there…they hate us because they cant be us…you hate the south because you cant be part of it, same thing.

    and FYI, the KKK (Indiana) and manufactured housing (trailers) were started in the north and have more inhabitants & active members than the south. We dont need groups to associate ourselves with, we know who we are.

    A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday does not know where it is today.

  30. HankTheDwarf

    I still hope you die.

    And remember that nobody loves you, or will ever love you.

    Redneck garbage.

  31. Thank you.

    That means so little from a guido stating

    “This fuck’s hair looks like a 1970s Playboy beaver.”

    Now go get in your IROC Z, take the t tops off and let your mullet and gold chains float in the wind.

  32. pinto

    Those of you making this year’s election about “right vs. left” are overlooking a lot of things that are, say, important.

    To those of you who “don’t give a fuck what other countries think of us,” just remember that we need to buy oil from those countries that hate us; we rely on military cooperation from those countries that hate us; and a vast amount of our economy is made possible by trade with those countries that hate us. What happens when they decide we aren’t worth dealing with? No one wants to be friends with the bully, and at the moment, America is the bully.

    America is a great nation but it’s also a nation of whiners, racists, and religious zealots. That’s not the America I want to be a part of…it’s sad to think that those are the people picking the presidents nowadays.

    P.S.
    #24: Fuck you, you ignorant racist.
    #30: Fuck you, you hypocritical bigot.

  33. buffy

    33, you say “That’s not the America I want to be a part of”

    Then GET THE HELL OUT! We don’t want your dumb ass here you whining piece of shit.

  34. @33-pinto the illegal

    right vs left? uh, thats the 2 major parties and their belief systems, usually 1 of which most people side with. You know, there are things to do on the internet besides reading hollywood gossip sites and gay porn, pinto bean.

    We get military cooperation from who we need it from and will remain allies with those countries. The ones we dont, we constantly communicate with and work on our relationships with. If they dont want to help, we dont need them…and I could give a shit less about the ones who arent willing to get on board with eliminating terrorism etc.

    We will always buy and sell from others, regardless if were the “bully” as you choose to describe it. We are, always have been and always will be, the envy of the rest of the world, its really that simple.

    P.S.
    ” ahhhh…more emotional banter from the left. Nice educated response. You guys are just completely incapable of making an argument without getting your panties in a wad and name calling, arent you? ” …yes, this applies to you too libby.

  35. Laughing @$$ off

    Ahhh Lina did I hit a nerve? I am pretty good like that. I assure you I have no need to do anything to myself as long as there are hoe’s around like you.

  36. Karen

    Mike Oxbhig, I like your style. Nice to see a perceptive and intelligent person on a gossip site! Keep up the good work and GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  37. Sport

    Mike O. you rule, thanks for saving me the effort of squashing the liberal uprising for the unintelligent. Party on.

  38. Dr.

    I had to stop watching Semi-Pro halfway through. I’ve been avoiding it like the plague until the other night because of hearing that Will Ferrell is a dickhead to fans in person. I’ve been avoiding all his movies even though I enjoyed the earlier ones. This vid was ok. I’m sure there were better slags than just the expected cock-in-mouth remarks but whatever. He is there because he has been pissing people off. Too bad because I used to like him.

    Will, if you’re reading this, I know you’re a big-time movie hotshot but you aren’t shit without your fans. That’s the reason I’m not a celebrity. No fans. Does that make you better? You probably pull more pussy than I do or get better treatment or have more money – so you probably are. But I don’t have people wiping their ass with towels of your face. Good or bad? Who knows.

    Get it back William. This vid was a start. I’d like to use that Robert Goulet towel for more than just ass wiping. Maybe the occasional jack off target. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

  39. rolacWAHHHH

    I love you Will!

  40. mike o

    i think i love you

  41. HankTheDwarf

    Doesn’t Mike O get tired of picking new usernames to post under in order to give himself a really gay pat on the back?

    I miss the days of the internet before rednecks first used their weak monkey brains to log on.

  42. friendlyfires

    i LAUGHED i CRIED, I couldn’t stop crying until I blew Seth Rogan, but it was a very little dick, so I pretended it was my tax assessor’s clitoris, actually, it’s almost indistinguishable from my tax assessor’s clitoris …OMG .. Seth Rogan has a clitoris!

  43. HorribleJudgment

    Hahaha! Very funny! Big fan of Ferrell.

  44. Big Ben

    “Gas prices are astronomical. (In 2000 gas was an average of $1.46) Our economy is in the shitter. Millions of people are losing their homes. WE ARE *NOT* BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE EIGHT YEARS AGO. Pull your fucking head out of your shitty, infected ass.”

    1. The US economy has grown 19% in the past 8 years– GDP has grown from about $10 Trillion to $12 Trillion. GDP growth in Europe & other developed nations over the past 8 years is considerably less. Economic growth has been positive the last 2 quarters, and is even higher if you ignore the auto industry.

    2. Price of a barrel of oil has stabilized and is in the $90s now. Gas prices would be lower but Pelosi & Reid (in charge of the Do-Nothing Congress) refuse to allow a straight Up & Down vote on off-shore drilling. Pelosi did pass some insignificant energy legislation this week but it limits new oil leases to **100 miles off the coast**, which is not economical to produce, unless oil was like $300/barrel. Also green/environmental law firms hit oil producers with lawsuits every time they open a new well. Lawyers & enviros have Pelosi in a shocker-grip.

    3. Millions losing their homes? Please name someone you know in your circle of friends that was evicted recently and is struggling. Maybe thousands of people are losing their **rental homes**, which they were trying to flip for a quick buck and took out a no-doc interest-only ARM–cheaper to turn in the key than keep paying for some. It’s a BUYERs market now, great for 1st time home buyers.

    Class dismissed.

  45. Mike Oxbhig Wake up

    Obama/Biden will win the election. What makes you think that this woman even has a politcal arsenal? She does not do press conferences. What is she trying to hide? Maybe that she has ZERO experience with any issue outside Alaska. She’s trash and if you have been looking at the latest approval ratings for her, they are falling. The charade is OVER!

    By the way, will farrell is a dick. I met him once, no respect for his fans.

  46. David Axelrod

    McCain/Palin are now ahead in most of the swing states. They are currently expected win at least 300 electoral votes. After this Friday’s debate on foreign policy, McCain with shoot past 350 electoral votes. Barry Hussein will be
    “ah, um, um, er, ah, um…” on every answer. Why? Because he is a product of affirmative action. No intelligence. He and his domestic terrorist buddy, Bill Ayers, will have to go out an blow some stuff up after Barry Hussein loses big in November.

    By the way Barry, thanks for all your financial leadership last week with your “uh, um I be delaying my’s economic plans due to , um, er, ah, da discombobulation in da marketsplace. Um, ah, um, um, buts stay tuned.”

    LOL, what a loser!

    P.S. However, if you feel some sort of white guilt from your ancestors owning slaves, feel free to vote for The One.

  47. David Axerod - loser

    Dream on David. You are also probably a dumb white guy threatened by a smart and articulate black man with a BA and JD degrees. What do you have except a computer to type your nonsense/racist rants.

  48. David Axelrod

    VOTE DEMOCRAT! OBAMA/BIDEN 08

  49. Mick

    The guys, a card carying commie, a big time dick s#cker of Obama, i wouldn’t spit on him if he was on fire!

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