Heidi Klum wears a bikini for Will Ferrell

February 22nd, 2008 // 215 Comments

Will Ferrell got to take part in a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated with a bikini-clad Heidi Klum. I guess it’s a promotional thing for his new movie Semi-Pro, I dunno, but that’s not important right now. What is important is Heidi Klum in a bikini. Now that’s smart marketing. You could sell me Sparkling AIDS in a can and I’d drink it if Heidi Klum in a bikini told me to. Hell, I’ll drink some right now. Just for you, Heidi. Granted, Sparkling AIDS isn’t invented yet, but I’ve got some Fresca. So close enough. *sips* Oh, God, my immune system. I love you, Heidi! *sips* Yup, my pancreas just burst. Man down!

Photos: Sports Illustrated
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  1. Gack

    I love that she has such a good sense of humor. Those pics are great, and she looks AMAZING for having pushed out 3 kids.

  2. Ted from LA

    #99,
    I don’t give a lago what you say.

  3. JeanLover

    I didn’t know Will had jungle fever. I mean, Seal is so black that some of that has rubbed off on Heidi and made her like biege

  4. Laudanum

    Shit, I’ve just realised what she looks like in the first picture! A pissed-off looking praying mantis. Fucking insects…

  5. Nathiest

    Will you’re making white men happy everywhere, thank you.

    ;)

  6. Ted from LA

    Monday’s Headlines:

    KFed Allows Britney To Visit Kids So He Can Go Drink Beer

  7. Becca

    I really don´t understand why so many people think of the germans as: racists, nazis etc. of course every country has its douchebags but I have NEVER EVER read a single racist comment about Heidi and Seal on a german website.
    But EVERYTIME I read the comments here or other US blogs there are at least 2 -3 people who write suchs stupid things like “why did that white girl marry such an ugly black guy?” “why did she get knocked up by that n*****? he`s an ape” and even worse….

    It´s so sad that there are still so many stupid ignorant people who actually believe that bullshit!!!!

  8. lal

    wat a fgging hore

  9. FatDrunkAndStupid

    I thought the model was Heidi Montag at first. Almost comical how much they airbrushing they did to Heidi Klum’s fat ass. Looks nothing like her. Wish she would just stay in Germany with her deformed gorilla of a husband and leave us alone.

  10. ha ha

    #105

    white men love sloppy seconds.

  11. KitKat

    Amen to 107. Some of you need to grow up and get past your racism. You’re jealous that she could actually be happy, regardless of what people around her might say, with someone who doesn’t fit YOUR ideal of beauty. I admire that she doesn’t let it hold her back. Obviously, Seal makes her happy, and she is not ashamed of him, so who is anyone else to complain? SO childish. Maybe she isn’t the most scholarly type out there, but in spite of being a supermodel she seems more grounded than some of you pigs that are so hung up on looks.

  12. envious

    I would LOVE to have her body at her age.

    Is that Sarah Jessica Parker on the left in the back of the disco pics?

  13. The boots she’s wearing on the first picture, are they baskeball boots? Never seen them in Norway.

  14. Now I am not sating that I can’t get a lingerie model, but it seems like the lingerie model pecking order goes: Actors, Ball Players, Singer then bloggers …

  15. soiled KitKat litter

    Thanks for the reprimand (on what’s obviously a jokey, fuckaround site)…MOM. (since you love all-caps for emphasis).

    You must be dry as sawdust. I pity your “man.”

  16. SUCK IT Britney Haters

    ” LOS ANGELES (AP) — Kevin Federline has agreed to give ex-wife Britney Spears visitation rights with their two young sons, his lawyer said Friday. Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in a statement the former couple has agreed to a modification of a court order that had stripped Spears of her visitation rights. The statement did not provide more details”

    SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

    She’ll always be given another chance, and she’ll never leave the spotlight.

    SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

    Why? Because she’s waaaaaaaaaaaaay more interesting than you.

    SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

  17. miss bree

    wow superfish is slipping i havent lol-ed in weeks.
    i guess they sent the funny writers over to geekologie, which is always hysterical.

  18. We want you Ted.

    And we’re coming for you.

  19. Arguman

    #112: She’s 34! wtf are you talking about “at her age”?
    And what do people see in her anyway? She bought her face and her tits and looks like she ate one piece of lettuce the day before the shoot. Yeah, ok, that’s beauty. *rolls eyes* she needs tons of makeup to look like a knockout.

  20. Hitler

    A Nazi and a Jew playing basketball together. The world is coming to an end.

  21. katie

    Am I the only one who thinks her head looks detached from her body in that first picture??? Weird.

  22. I know, PRAYING MANTIS.

  23. Seal Klum

    I don’t mind sharing my hot wife with the world. She only has eyes for the seal meat.

  24. Me

    Haha what I think is funny is that the fake crowd in the background is looking in the other direction.

  25. i

    hes fckn ht

  26. Whinnyhouse

    She looks HOT, he looks NOT.

  27. michy

    where have her boobs gone?

  28. douchette

    friggin hilarious! i enjoyed each pose more than the last. awesome parody done with consummate

    klum might be a dumb blonde with blonde moments, but she has a great sense of humor, and these totally work.

    anyone who can’t see past the boobies and the afro to enjoy the awesomeness of these images deserve the world of darkness they apparently live in… muahahah. no, but seriously, lighten up a bit – you just might escape the black hole of dense matter you’re currently living in.

  29. douchette

    poise!

    with consummate poise is what i was looking for there.

  30. Jones de Richards
  31. Dominique

    You people are stupid… you really think he is a loser but he has more money than all of you together. AN that she is a whore?? Come on!!
    All of those pictures are advertising, and she is cute, has a nice body and a complete professional.

  32. (*)(*)--->* *

    WHERE ARE HER BOOBS??????

    CHECK THE ONE PIECE GOLD BATHING SUIT PICS, IT’S FUCKING SCARY.

    WHERE DID THEY GO? SHE MUST BE WEARING PADDING IN THE BIKINI PICS.

    (*)(*)—> * * boobies to NO boobies

    ????? WHAT THE FUCK

    ) : me NO likey

  33. Kimberly

    Where’s the picture with Will Ferrell biting Heidi Klum’s ass in the back of the limo?

  34. Warghost

    She looks like Lars Ulrich in that first pic. Hahahahaha!

  35. Damn I wish I was Will.

  36. Binky

    # 43 Ted. I didn’t see your comments previous.
    Great minds think alike I guess – never been much of a Farrell fan either. Didn’t see the skating one. And ‘Ricky Bobby’ trailers were enough to say – ‘Never Again’
    Heidi’s another matter of course.

  37. Binky

    # 84.
    Never did see that cartoon.
    So. Not sure of the reference.
    I’ll run it by a little kid and get back to you !!
    Just kidding….Inside job ?

  38. Ted from LA

    Hi Binky,
    What are you doing posting so early? You’re usually a 2:00 AM guy, aren’t you? I can’t take these pictures of these two dumb fucks anymore. Beer. It’s what’s for dinner.

  39. Binky

    How are your stocks doing ?
    Preparing Happy Hour for Oscars

  40. Ted from LA

    Not worth a shit. I haven’t seen any movies this year, however, I still watch the Oscars. Do you have any stocks you’re hot on?

  41. Gerald_Tarrant

    And the Academy Award for Best Documentary, Features goes to:

    Cliff Notes, for 9/11 Was An Inside Job.

  42. Binky

    Cliff Notes : Thanks Gerry !
    I’m wearing the Truth this year, (Gianni’s gone the way of the 3000 etc..)

  43. Binky

    One’s doing ok Ted. TMZ on TSX-V since we talked – but nothing fantastic.
    I’ve seen about half of the movies. Ok ‘films’ as they say in the industry. The guy from No Country for Old Men should be unleashed on the Bush administration.
    The twerp from Juno was pretty good at playing herself. She used to be on Trailer Park Boys – which is sort of a Canadian ‘Dynasty.’
    Think the evening would take a lot of coffee. Hasn’t event even started yet and we’re already sick of it.

  44. Hurray

    I always love pics that make me feel good about my own boobs, waist, ass or skin.

    I don’t mind seeing Lohan’s nude pics again to reignite my happiness, especially since I’m almost twice her age.

    There is God.

  45. Gerald_Tarrant

    Ugh, will someone kick Jon Stewart’s ass? He sucks. Stick to your schtick. He’s palatable with his political stuff. Entertainment jokes, sit down Jon. If he keeps it up though, he’ll be dead before too long because he is dying right now.

  46. malicious

    he has such potential to be funny then does dumb shit like this

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