Will The Trust Fund Baby Please Stand Up?

May I have your attention please?
Will the Trust Fund Baby please stand up?
I repeat, will the Trust Fund Baby please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen Toy Story before
Jaws all on the floor like Buzz and Woody just burst in the door
And started cussin’ at Andy worse than before
Hamm holding me back, we got feelings, yo (Sid!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, Houston, we have a problem,”
He didn’t just say Mamma always told me, did he?”
And Lt. Dan said… nothing, you idiots!
Lt. Dan ain’t got not legs! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Chester Hanks
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
“Trust Fund Baby, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing dad’s wallet
Flipping the black Amex.” “Yeah, but he’s so rich though!”
Yeah, I probably got cash, some cars and houses to spare
But none of that shit’s mine, I’m Forrest Gump’s heir!
Sometimes, I want to go on Instagram and drob n-bombs,
But haters keep sayin’ Rita should’ve swallowed Tom’s,
“My game is total bullshit, my game is total bullshit”
But if I’m lucky, kids have forgotten The Money Pit,
And hopefully they’ll go and buy my MP3s
But that don’t matter much cuz royalties!
Of course I’m never quitting rap
I don’t have to go back, I dyed my hair like Eminem,
even though that shit is wack,
Back in the the 90s when my pops was savin’ Ryan,
I popped my collar in prep school, wasn’t even tryin’
But if I can flow, cop styles and yell ‘Nigga!’
Then there’s no reason ya’ll should still call me a wigga,
[*DADDA!*] Call your lawyer they’re being still mean!!
All ya’ll bout to see the old money machine,

‘Cause I’m Trust Fund Baby, yes I’m the real Baby
All you other rich babies are just imitating
So won’t the Trust Fund Baby please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

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