On the off-chance you were nowhere near a computer this weekend, right after we farted out for the day on Friday, which is probably the most professional way to describe our workflow, Will Smith apparently “slapped” a reporter in Moscow after the dude tried to kiss him on the mouth during the red carpet premiere of Men in Black 3. Except it turns out this guy’s whole schtick is to uncomfortably surprise-French celebrities, so Will Smith acted like anyone else would’ve in the same situation and, honestly, stayed pretty composed given the circumstances. Unfortunately, that’s not a sexy story, so let’s just say he killed the guy. Just straight fucking murdered him then quipped, “Gay marry that, bitch” before spitting on his corpse. I saw the whole thing.
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i’m just glad it wasn’t peter north interviewing will smith.
Well it turns out that smoking was not the
cause of my throat cancer. When Axis gets back
from skiing.he is going to get a HPV vaccine
kirin already has it, This is very real stuff.
The doctor told that it is easier to treat
than smoking induced cancer.
What are you trying to say here Dude? You have throat cancer?
And who is axis and kirin??
I think he means that he got throat cancer not from smoking but from sucking on some guy’s peen that was infected with HPV? probably Axis or Kirin
Why won’t the “jquery is not a function” error go away? And why won’t this video play? WHAT’S GOING ON AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!?!?!
ENGINE ROOM, WHERE THE HELL’S MY DRINK?!
I’ve gotten that “jquery is not a function” dialog box, too, but only when I’m using someone else’s content-filtered wi-fi. If that’s the case with you, maybe it’s time that you started paying for your own goddamn Internet.
try a different browser.
Well i was in Bermuda getting hammered on electric blue beaches all past week, so this is news to me.
Will handled that better than I would have!!
I thought it was an over-excited girl he slapped. All is forgiven. I bet 5 minutes later this guy was on the no admittance list for every red carpet event.
That’s what happens when you employ Octomom as your publicist
WSLTC!
I’d have kicked the dick sucker in his nuts.
… and told him, “That’s for Independence Day!”
that was the girlies slap ever and you could see Will was all shook up afterwards lol
His loyalty to Tom Cruise is unwavering.
Oh come on Will! You’ve been in so many action movies, yet you decide to react to an unwanted kiss from another strange man by slapping them (half-assedly)? You have chosen poorly.
I don’t know shit about shit. Diablo 3 came out.
When did Rihanna cut her hair?
lmao
In Soviet Russia, is French-kiss of death.
Maybe the guy was just publicly auditioning for the porn version of the film, “Men in Black Men 3sum”.
Dudes kiss dudes all the time in Russia, it’s how they say hello. Will Smith is a fucking movie star (for some inexplicable reason) and has traveled extensively to promote his shitty PG-13 movies. He should know by now that it is not an affront. If you look at the video, that guy is not trying to slip him the tongue. He reacted like a straight up douchebag (emphasis on the douchebag not the ‘straight’). You can tell by the expressions of his handlers that it was a totally uncalled for response. And those of you saying that it was a justifiable response, isn’t that closet you are in getting a little cramped?
So if you don’t like gays, you are gay, and if you do like gays, you are gay. So far as a closet goes, you should climb into one and stay there for your own safety, as you are a weak-minded fool.
that wasnt a weak slap it was a bitch slap meant to humillate, i could of put him to sleep had he wanted to
*he
More likely he had a lapse back to shooting some b-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in his neighborhood.
d.berry said:
“Dudes kiss dudes all the time in Russia, it’s how they say hello.”
fuck no. Only if they are family or very close friends.
They don’t kiss perfect strangers, like this one.
This bitch deserved to be slapped. He grabbed his neck and pulled in closer.
Seriously, that dude was way to persistent about trying to land a kiss on his mouth, so he DESERVES the bitch slap.
Will, was like (In the voice of Dave Chappelle Impersonating Rick James) “What the five finger said to the face?, SMACK!!!, heh, heh, heh!!!”