Jessica Alba trying to touch Kate Hudson’s vagina

April 28th, 2010 // 77 Comments

Do I even need to put words down here? Because I’m pretty sure anyone reading this is positive they made this happen with their mind. Now someone use their psychic powers to turn this danish into Mila Kunis before I make it a woman. Or after, I’m not picky.

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. whatever

    Jessica stole my grandma’s drapes!

  2. FIRST

    FIRST

  3. FIRST

    FIRST

  4. whatever

    Jessica stole my grandma’s drapes!

  5. SupAlecBaldw

    It’s her birthday.
    She’s allowed to do that.

    It’s also my birthday, so…. watch out !

  6. Crusty

    I’m for it, of course.

  7. Freebie

    They both have such beautiful hair. Do you think its extensions or natural? I like Kate’s baby boobies.

  8. arealcad

    Didn’t Jessica have career once?

  9. C

    JESSICA ALBA IS BY FAR THE MOST PERFECT CREATURE ALIVE. SHE IS PURE PERFECTION. NAME ONE THING WRONG W/ HER?? U CAN’T. SHE IS PERFECT. AMAZING HAIR, AMAZING SKIN – PERFECTION. BODY? WORDS CAN’T DESCRIBE HER BODY…SHE MUST WORK OUT FOR HOURS UPON HOURS TO ACHIEVE THAT HOLY THING.
    ALL WOMEN ARE JEALOUS OF HER HOTTNESS.
    BEAUTIFUL.

  10. restless5150

    This is blacd but I did scoop another Kim Kardashian Ass sighting:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKejvkkp1ic&feature=related

    Its NSFW

  11. Observerwwtdd

    Of course she’s touching Kate Hudson’s vagina…..

    ….Kate doesn’t have any tits to touch….

  12. lalala

    Jessica is sooo pretty! but i hate her anorexic look. She looks a lot better with some curves. Also, those are extensions because she cut her hair really short recently.

  13. Parker

    Where’s the pic of Kate slipping two fingers into Jessica’s ass? I want to see her lick them clean after.

  14. Fati87

    Jessica is so pretty.

    Also, C – get a life.

  15. akatypes

    She had a kid. So shes not perfect.

  16. being Rough, in a classless world

    Yes Fish, it did happen in my mind. Jessica Alba wouldn’t do anal and kate introduce me to the fam and rider on the first fuck…

  17. C

    Fati87 – Stop being jealous of Jessica. It’s sad. :(

  18. hammond egger

    She may as well touch it, everybody else has.

  19. Tek

    Dark Angel Jessica Alba > Anorexic Jessica Alba. I’d still smash it, though.

  20. Beth

    I really love their hair too and wonder if it is real! they are both goegeous, especially kate. she looks better now she put on a little bit of weight. love them.
    beth, berlin

  21. Tessa

    Jessica isn’t saying her figure is perfect. Others seem to like arguing about that for some reason. She definitely isn’t anorexic at all. In fact, she is just perfect. She does have lovely skin.

  22. GIRL

    @8 jessica has career she just took time off for her daughter! AND now shes back! I love both of them!!! Jessica is soo pretty and perfect!!!

  23. blablabla

    Jessica alba ain’t hot, I really find her average looking. There are WAY hotter girls out there. Plus, she has a huge egg looking forehead. There is not a single attractive feature on her face.

  24. jared

    @24! If thats average i would love to see people that look like her daily!!! Fuck off!! Jessica has one of the most flawless faces in hollywood!!! shes all natural and perfect!

  25. kak

    Kate is so cutee!!! I love jessica sooo much!!!! But its just so funny to me how she intentionally makes herself look not pretty lmao!!! I love her!!! When the papz photoghrah her shes so natural no make up and just perfect !!! She flawless even when she tries to look some what not as pretty

  26. JessicaBabes

    Jessica Alba in Into the Blue = FTW
    Jessica Alba trying to compete with hollywood bone skinny = CRAP!!!

  27. blablabla

    @25, you obviously don’t get out much. Point out ONE attractive feature on her face? Don’t just look at her boney body, speak from your mouth, not from your dick.

  28. kak

    @29 are serious right now? LMAO wow!! Umm ok look at her nose? Those dreamy bed room eyes! Her gorgeous sweet smile? Her cute oval shaped face? Her hair???? The best nose ever???

    You must be a FAT and ugly individual to say shit like that

  29. GeorgeWBush

    Dumb noob reporter, don’t you know she’s just checking to see if Kate has a penis. Lots of Trannies around in HollyWood-land now a days; ever since, it was OK for the gays to come out, the Trannies figured its their turn to represent. Kate may of not gotten her Mom’s great looks, but she may have gottern her Dad’s big package.

  30. blablabla

    @29: 1) I’m a big eye person, and those are NOT dreamy. 2) A decent nose is not a good enough criteria to call someone gorgeous 3) Oval shaped face? Wow so everyone who has an oval shaped face is hot? HAH. 4) if you think she’s gorgeous, it must be YOU who’s the fat/ugly individual, since your standards are so low. Get out of the house more. She is AVERAGE.

  31. dollface28

    Okay, Im looking at jess’s pics and gotta say at glance she looks good, then her big ass forehead gets in the way, nice eyebrows, but they need to be a little higher LOL; when you’re in the public eye you are asking for criticism. Jackie from good ole 70′s show looks hotter! Just telling it like it is (8

  32. She is really adorable and her hair is also nice yet also seriously crazy.

  33. captain america

    damn damn DAMNIT,
    these sickmaking smiles shown by these excorsists are so respectless you must be ashamed to be an american today………

  34. alec

    @9
    I’ve heard that Jessica likes to read posts about herself but I’m surprised that she would actually leave a comment.

  35. Caleb

    Are they promoting that piece of crap movie people have been walking out of during screenings?

  36. pk

    Alba looks to be wearing clip in extensions you can buy at your local Walgreens for $10. Hudson need a hairstyle that covers those enormous ears.

  37. matt

    @36 you have serious problems!!!!

  38. Rick James

    Soon to be the new 2 girls and 1 cup!!!!

  39. Gueibor

    I know nothing about camera angles ‘n shit, but Kate Hudson totally looks like a dude on pics #10 & #13. As opposed to the rest of the pictures, on which she looks lilke a Zellweger badger.

  40. Gueibor

    @38 – “Hudson need a hairstyle that covers those enormous ears”.
    Don’t be shy, why stop there? I’m sure any stylist can cover up her whole fucking skunk-face if you throw in a couple bucks.

  41. It’s an easier target than the mini-boobs.

  42. ME

    JESSICA ALBA IS PURE PERFECTION!
    TRULY. I MEAN SHE IS PERFECT. SKIN – FLAWLESS. BODY – DUH. HOURS IN THE GYM GETS YOU THAT (TO ALL THE FATTIES OUT THERE!!!!!!) PERFECT BROWN EYES. HAIRSTYLE – PERFECT. BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE IS PERFECT AND ALL WOMEN ARE JEALOUS OF HER.

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  44. what is her hand doing down there?

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  46. I know nothing about camera angles ‘n shit, but Kate Hudson totally looks like a dude on pics #10 & #13. As opposed to the rest of the pictures, on which she looks lilke a Zellweger badger.

  47. C

    ALBA IS PURE PERFECTION.
    PERFECT BODY! THIN BUT TONED….
    SKIN IS FLAWLESS…THAT COMPLEXION?? MY OH MY.
    SHE’S AN ENVY TO ALL WOMEN. BUT SHE IS ALSO A HUGE MOTIVATOR B/C OF HER UNDENIABLE HOTTNESS.

  48. This reminds on the Tequila/Merriman case.The bruises left on the arms are the only proof.

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