Why Won’t Anyone Fund Serious, Professional Actress Lindsay Lohan’s Fake Movie?

April 28th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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I’m going to start off with a confession here. I’ve watched almost every insufferable episode of Lindsay. At first it was pure morbid curiosity. Now, it’s just a hate-fest with spittle flying shouts of “This bitch!” and “Fuck, oh fuck this fucking bitch!” about every 45 seconds or so. It’s no exaggeration to say it’s like watching a train wreck, but if right after the train jumped the tracks it immediately looked you in the eyes and said something like “There are people out there with versions of a story about an accident. I had no involvement with anything like that,” while you watch it burst into flames and kill everyone inside it. So it’s no surprise the film industry now won’t touch her with a ten foot pole and no, just wait for it, that wasn’t the blowjob joke yet.

The only reason Inconceivable was pitched at Sundance was an attempt to garner interest and create buzz about the project. It didn’t. Lindsay is currently in Europe attempting raise money for the project, but isn’t having any luck.

And there it is. Hmm, “trying to raise money in Europe,” you say? I wonder if there’s anything she’s done in the past that could land her some quick cash? You’d think a prostitute with such mind-erasing throat capacity could easily put some scratch together, but I guess this economy hasn’t fully recovered yet. Fucking Obama.

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  1. A whore with bad money management skills is in the wrong business.

    Has she finally irreparably poisoned her career and will disappear into obscurity? We can only hope, but I doubt. It’s so hard to get rid of celebrities these days. In the old days, one fuck up could end a career. Now there’s the internet and outright prostitution to keep talentless whores employed forever.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Drunk Legs Pale Skin Minidress
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    Am I the only one who thinks train wreck skanks are really hot?

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    JC
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    I’m more interested in the black-haired entourage member flashing a Holy Pink Triangle.

  4. Margaret

    A: she was never any good at act-ing in real life or fake.
    B: everyone in Hollowood just wanted to fuck her and those tits when she was young-ish.
    C: then they did.
    D: now they don’t want to.
    E: and she’s boring and stupid. and she smells like old butts. and she yammers on and on.
    F: Inconceivable!

    The End

    The End

  5. Looks like Lindsay’s on the thread. You can’t be mad at people for not liking you, Lindsay. You’ve been fucking up for years. Pissed away every opportunity that you’ve been given.

    Now you’re selling yourself to rich businessmen to feed your coke habit. Instead of spending time here, why don’t you get clean or go away for good?

    • For real, I was about to say Dina must have found this article but I don’t see any drunken, defensive comments. She must’ve passed out on the keyboard after down voting everyone.

  6. anonymous

    I’d like to see her do a Kickstarter for blowjobs. I bet she breaks whatever the Kickstarter fund record currently is.

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    “Oh no! I dropped my drugs…How did that happen?”
    “You weren’t carrying them right.”
    *Gasp* “Does that mean I had a miscarriage?”
    “Sure why not. Are we going to blow these guys or what?”

  8. Them’s some pasty-ass legs.

  9. Jason

    “I’ve watched almost every insufferable episode of Lindsay.”

    I am so sorry tho hear that PB. My heart goes out to you; I will definatly keep you in my prayers.

  10. Photo Boy watched every episode of that television equivalent of a KFC Famous Bowl?

    I have to admit, it never for a second occurred to me that was even an option.

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    Abner
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    Looks like Andrea Riseborough

  12. If LiLo could see that her companion is flashin’ passion, she’d be spread out as though she was waiting to leave a pap smear.

  13. Bob

    “…that wasn’t the blowjob joke yet” – Hah!
    They’re inevitable at this point.

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    she looks good here

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