Here’s Madonna leaving the set of her new movie W.E. in London last night where she was spotted clutching a mysterious plastic bag Lindsay Lohan-style. Maybe she’s seen Guy Ritchie‘s younger, more youthful girlfriend who’s not 100 years old and has turned to a life of drugs, or this is all just a misunderstanding and there’s a perfectly rational explanation.
MADONNA: *summons a griffin*
GRIFFIN: Yes, my liege.
MADONNA: Plant this shit on Guy and his new child lover.
GRIFFIN: As you wish. *flies off*
See? Perfectly rational.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Jester | July 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
FUCK.
June | August 29, 2010 at 9:24 am
She had a terrible run-in with Stunny Pharouk from AIDS-SCANDAL. Madonna needs Cannabis. Thats what it is. This doesn’t mean she has AIDS and stunny did say that cannabis doesn’t cure AIDS but does something else if you know what to do when. See cause Stunny doesn’t age anymore, and people want to know why…But he doesn’t use cannabis either, but he explaines stuff to her about how to use it correctly for the right results. Beats me. something about AIDS cure and an aphrodisiak. Ask them beats me.
Jester | July 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
FUCK!
lol | July 27, 2010 at 10:43 am
don’t u mean gryphon??
Francis Bacon | July 27, 2010 at 4:29 pm
no, jackass
MollyMoosefish | July 27, 2010 at 10:45 am
Probably Viagra for her boy-toy. My goodness she looks like an old lady lately.
Drugs for Mugs | July 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Dear idiot. viagra doesn’t come in crack rocks. That sure is a nice bag of rock. – signed A. Druggie
cakeface | July 27, 2010 at 10:45 am
leather hands… it’s so fucking wrong.
FrankNfrtr | July 27, 2010 at 10:47 am
Looks like Guy & Madonna have moved on to (much) younger pastures. Good for them. Sex with people young enough to be your children help focus demon powers.
Actually, I think those are probably vitamins. But the griffin thing was funny.
She looks rough. You’d think that an iconic diva would at least put on some lipstick.
Jester | July 27, 2010 at 10:47 am
FUCK?
Reg | July 27, 2010 at 10:55 am
Maybe she stopped by the hardware store to buy some sheet rock anchors to hang some pictures. Oh who am I kidding, she just bought an eightball.
Drundel | July 27, 2010 at 11:03 am
The new gf is pretty damn hot.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 11:04 am
she looks good in pic 5. and even if she’s on drugs it’s not like the whole fucking USA isnt. u cant put on one primetime show without being bombarded with pharmaceutical ads. slow motion zombies grinning at eachother like mongoloids on opium. “ask your doctor if tardecia’s right for you..”
Cock Dr | July 27, 2010 at 11:59 am
Picture 5 is Madonna’s ex husband’s new bedwarmer. It is NOT Madonna.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm
omg no shit! wow he appears to have quite a specific “type”
stinky mcpoop | July 27, 2010 at 11:08 am
Whatever it is, it’s turning her lower lip blue. She tried to wipe it off on her jacket but it’s not coming off.
I wish I had a poker face like the girl sitting next to her. You know she ain’t seen anything just by looking at her.
Chin up Madonna, you penultimate cougar.
Gwen | July 27, 2010 at 11:20 am
HAHAHAHA. that entire comment was priceless
RasputinsLiver | July 27, 2010 at 11:49 am
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“Why is Madonna Holding a Bag of Drugs?”
Because she’s old, hagged, decrepit, reaching geezerhood. An old lady’s gott have her Get-Up-&-Go pills, ya know. Even if they’re for getting up and going to the toilet and having a shit, the gal’s gotta have the meds for such activities.
Man, the bitch looks like she’s in her mid-70s now. No matter what she does, how much time in the gym, all the Kabala strings she wears, how many little boys (boy-toys) she molests, no matter how much Portland cement her make-up specialists trowel onto her, she’ll never be able to ward off elderlihood.
Star callin’ her Gramadonna. It’s over, bitch. You look like shit that’s been sitting out in the sun for five days.
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Viv | July 27, 2010 at 11:50 am
That pic where she’s coming down the stairs, wearing a bikini top and shorts…she actually looks good. Maybe she should make it that no matter who takes her picture, it comes out all blurred and grainy. As the cryptkeeper she can do that, no?
Richard McBeef | July 27, 2010 at 11:55 am
Do you know why she looks so good? Because that isn’t the crypt keeper, it’s Guy Ritchies new bitch.
Viv | July 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
she is??!!! no wonder! and I thought she was Madonna! I feel awful, my apologies to the new girl (lol)
TalesFromTheCrypt | July 27, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I thought they cancelled Tales From The Crypt? What is the Crypt Keeper doing out and about? Bleck!
phil | July 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
They’re special stones used to grind razors to surgical sharpness. I guess it’s time to work on Lourdes’ mustache again.
dogface | July 27, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Disgusting fingernails!!!!!
Where has her hand been to get that much brown stuff………
FishBone | July 27, 2010 at 12:53 pm
…because she just handed a guy some money.
JOE TO HELL | July 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm
JESUS!
people get older….damn. can someone help their age? say what you want about what she looks like, but when any of you all is 52, what will you look like??????
as if she would ever take drugs….its probably vitamins you freaks
Susie Q | July 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Amen JoeToHell!
ItseffingME | July 27, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Maybe she’s hiding a turkey neck with drugs?
glum cunt | July 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm
the jacket looks younger than her
HLM | July 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm
The blood of virgins is hard to come by these days. Madge has had to result to drugging them.
captain america | July 28, 2010 at 6:44 am
americans think they’r important due to spreading PANIC & RUMERS.
THESE ARE JUST EXTRA VITAMINES!!
herbiefrog | July 28, 2010 at 2:49 pm
isn’t that what a buffet table is sposed to hold
a vatiety of dogas a la carte in various poses and saying hello. well hi babes, we re more worried bout ll, she isnt all grown up yet… its hard for her
scandic | July 29, 2010 at 6:18 am
i find the people leaving comments here really narrow minded and prejudiced against women of a certain age. madonna looks really good for 52, actually she looks better than most people her age. she has no obligation to wear lipstick everyday and try to be a babe. it’s sad that she feels the need to have plastic surgery because by doing it she caters to an audience who are superficial idiots anyway.
jesusmaryjoseph | August 18, 2010 at 7:37 am
Yikes, did she fall into a time machine or has she been hanging with the VanDykes too long? I suspect the hat is covering a bald spot, that’s a good choice, middle aged women look reduculous with comb-overs.
I think she should buy some hand cream on the way home.
perry | January 13, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Thats because Madonna is a botox junkie and all snake poisons contain toxic silicon liquid coral plastic. She buys cannabis because Dr. Stunny Pharouk-Starzmann is the only doctor that makes cobra-antidote which cures facial cancer whlie you smoke weed. To get top results you can do smoke with it. cobra antidote also cures AIDS. You just have to look at her hands they’re all narly because botox is a doublesided plastic toxin and a false friend. She should stop selling that trash drug and admit she’s been had! But that would cause an AIDS war. We aren’t stupid. Madonna shoud confess whats up hers for now. We are all tired of pharmaceutical lies honey.
vola | January 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm
She should stop using botox. She sells that toxin herself. What ever Dr. Stunny Pharouk did its fair to us because I did botox and its not all its cracked up to be. It does cause false mental sickness. I went nuts for months. Why is she so quiet? She is in for litigations do you think? She made millions being a botox darling on tv. Thats how i got started. I lover her but the toxin is pure death. My face and neck fell apart after. You carry a snake poison in your face for 8 months and go back for more. You get addicted and get bad on everyone. But I was on contraception cerazette and it gave me yeast infections to the back. It makes more sense to use a cobra antidote like Stunny does to get wrinkles flat. Those skinny Marrakh women do look better for it. And they can move their faces. Who cares about AIDS we know its wrong. But botox is not ok. I trust any Egyptian man.