Why is Madonna Holding a Bag of Drugs?
Here’s Madonna leaving the set of her new movie W.E. in London last night where she was spotted clutching a mysterious plastic bag Lindsay Lohan-style. Maybe she’s seen Guy Ritchie’s younger, more youthful girlfriend who’s not 100 years old and has turned to a life of drugs, or this is all just a misunderstanding and there’s a perfectly rational explanation.
MADONNA: *summons a griffin*
GRIFFIN: Yes, my liege.
MADONNA: Plant this shit on Guy and his new child lover.
GRIFFIN: As you wish. *flies off*
See? Perfectly rational.
Photos: Pacific Coast News