Why is Madonna Holding a Bag of Drugs?

July 27th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Here’s Madonna leaving the set of her new movie W.E. in London last night where she was spotted clutching a mysterious plastic bag Lindsay Lohan-style. Maybe she’s seen Guy Ritchie‘s younger, more youthful girlfriend who’s not 100 years old and has turned to a life of drugs, or this is all just a misunderstanding and there’s a perfectly rational explanation.

MADONNA: *summons a griffin*
GRIFFIN: Yes, my liege.
MADONNA: Plant this shit on Guy and his new child lover.
GRIFFIN: As you wish. *flies off*

See? Perfectly rational.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Jester


    • June

      She had a terrible run-in with Stunny Pharouk from AIDS-SCANDAL. Madonna needs Cannabis. Thats what it is. This doesn’t mean she has AIDS and stunny did say that cannabis doesn’t cure AIDS but does something else if you know what to do when. See cause Stunny doesn’t age anymore, and people want to know why…But he doesn’t use cannabis either, but he explaines stuff to her about how to use it correctly for the right results. Beats me. something about AIDS cure and an aphrodisiak. Ask them beats me.

  2. Jester


  3. Guy Ritchie
    the only opinion that matters
    Commented on this photo:

    They could be vitamins or supplements. I have vitamins that I have to take at certain times of the day. I don’t think someone who takes care of herself like Madonna does would take drugs.

  4. lol

    don’t u mean gryphon??

  5. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hand looks like cheap leather.

  6. Probably Viagra for her boy-toy. My goodness she looks like an old lady lately.

    • Drugs for Mugs

      Dear idiot. viagra doesn’t come in crack rocks. That sure is a nice bag of rock. – signed A. Druggie

  7. cakeface

    leather hands… it’s so fucking wrong.

  8. Guy Ritchie
    the only opinion that matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey and I was first.

  9. Looks like Guy & Madonna have moved on to (much) younger pastures. Good for them. Sex with people young enough to be your children help focus demon powers.
    Actually, I think those are probably vitamins. But the griffin thing was funny.
    She looks rough. You’d think that an iconic diva would at least put on some lipstick.

  10. Jester


  11. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha the new chick is way hotter than Madonna ever was. In yo’ face, Madge!

  12. Madonna
    Dave Smooth
    Commented on this photo:

    Exactly what I was thinking…her hand looks like its o on a 90 year old man! Maybe they are some sort of geriatric drug. hahaha

  13. Reg

    Maybe she stopped by the hardware store to buy some sheet rock anchors to hang some pictures. Oh who am I kidding, she just bought an eightball.

  14. Drundel

    The new gf is pretty damn hot.

  15. she looks good in pic 5. and even if she’s on drugs it’s not like the whole fucking USA isnt. u cant put on one primetime show without being bombarded with pharmaceutical ads. slow motion zombies grinning at eachother like mongoloids on opium. “ask your doctor if tardecia’s right for you..”

  16. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Count me as the 3rd to immediately be repulsed by her hand.

  17. stinky mcpoop

    Whatever it is, it’s turning her lower lip blue. She tried to wipe it off on her jacket but it’s not coming off.

    I wish I had a poker face like the girl sitting next to her. You know she ain’t seen anything just by looking at her.

    Chin up Madonna, you penultimate cougar.

  18. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    The Claw……..


  19. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    probably her old person daily vitamins to keep her alive.

  20. RasputinsLiver


    “Why is Madonna Holding a Bag of Drugs?”

    Because she’s old, hagged, decrepit, reaching geezerhood. An old lady’s gott have her Get-Up-&-Go pills, ya know. Even if they’re for getting up and going to the toilet and having a shit, the gal’s gotta have the meds for such activities.

    Man, the bitch looks like she’s in her mid-70s now. No matter what she does, how much time in the gym, all the Kabala strings she wears, how many little boys (boy-toys) she molests, no matter how much Portland cement her make-up specialists trowel onto her, she’ll never be able to ward off elderlihood.

    Star callin’ her Gramadonna. It’s over, bitch. You look like shit that’s been sitting out in the sun for five days.

  21. Viv

    That pic where she’s coming down the stairs, wearing a bikini top and shorts…she actually looks good. Maybe she should make it that no matter who takes her picture, it comes out all blurred and grainy. As the cryptkeeper she can do that, no?

  22. TalesFromTheCrypt

    I thought they cancelled Tales From The Crypt? What is the Crypt Keeper doing out and about? Bleck!

  23. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, he gets someone worth fucking.

  24. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    The new gf is def hot, but…
    You forgot who SHE is fucking now… hummm…Jesus…

  25. phil

    They’re special stones used to grind razors to surgical sharpness. I guess it’s time to work on Lourdes’ mustache again.

  26. dogface

    Disgusting fingernails!!!!!
    Where has her hand been to get that much brown stuff………

  27. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s really kind of pathetic. I never thought Madonna would end up this way.

  28. FishBone

    …because she just handed a guy some money.

  29. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy Richie’s girlfriend is younger AND more youthful? She must be REALLY young. Yeah, I’m on yer websites, chexing yer kelsey grammars.

  30. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    She can’t afford manicures? Looks like she just crawled her way out of the grave. BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSS….yum.

  31. Guy Ritchie
    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t buy me love? Bullsh$t !!

  32. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Madonkey got her clothes at MJ’s estate sale.



    people get older….damn. can someone help their age? say what you want about what she looks like, but when any of you all is 52, what will you look like??????

    as if she would ever take drugs….its probably vitamins you freaks

  34. ItseffingME

    Maybe she’s hiding a turkey neck with drugs?

  35. glum cunt

    the jacket looks younger than her

  36. HLM

    The blood of virgins is hard to come by these days. Madge has had to result to drugging them.

  37. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    pills or crack

  38. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! she should stay inside with leather skin like that. Fcking gross!!!

  39. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s not so fuckable at all, i thought Madonna had a better taste. I do think he has a fun character though.

  40. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    and why does she have black lines under her finger nails ?? Nothing worse than dirty fingernails.

  41. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just some Geritol. No big deal.

  42. Guy Ritchie
    Commented on this photo:

    you can tell he’s not into her.. look at the body language..

  43. captain america

    americans think they’r important due to spreading PANIC & RUMERS.

    • herbiefrog

      isn’t that what a buffet table is sposed to hold

      a vatiety of dogas a la carte in various poses and saying hello. well hi babes, we re more worried bout ll, she isnt all grown up yet… its hard for her

  44. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d swear that stuff looks like rock cocaine. So that’s her secret to active living and staying slim.

  45. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or does that close up of the “Drug Clutch” look more like the cryptkeepers paw with a deathgrip on a baggie?

  46. scandic

    i find the people leaving comments here really narrow minded and prejudiced against women of a certain age. madonna looks really good for 52, actually she looks better than most people her age. she has no obligation to wear lipstick everyday and try to be a babe. it’s sad that she feels the need to have plastic surgery because by doing it she caters to an audience who are superficial idiots anyway.

  47. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s probably just a bunch of supplements, & hormone pills.

    Tons of over the hill celebs take shit in a desperate bid to stay youthful & fit. I bet Stallone has a stash that could cover the kitchen table.

    Madonna’s face is what really bugs me these days. She’s super fit, but she should put on a few pounds to cover the sinews.

    She was incredibly sexy in her prime, even up until a few years ago.

  48. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe her nails are filthy!!

  49. Guy Ritchie
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  50. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, absolutely. just her! who always wants to keep her body in shape and make a better lifestyle and live healthier.. she loves candy!!! thats not random, you know hard candy -the album. thats candy, or vitamin. thats all.

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