“I don’t see how biting my nipple will make me tougher, Coach, but you’re the boss.”
Here’s Justin Bieber running around Cabo with a “family friend” as his bathing suit threatens to reveal the Holy Maple Twig of Syrupgotha at the first crash of a wave. So for comedy’s sake, let’s assume this dude is Jerry Sandusky and he’s teaching Justin how to be a hardass so dudes stop making fun of him.
JERRY: Alright, Justin, now the first step to earning a man’s respect is wrestling him naked behind a sand dune.
JUSTIN: Sure thing, coach!
JERRY: Wow. You’re not even going to question that?
JUSTIN: Golly willikers, coach, why would I do that?
JERRY: I prayed my whole life for a boy like you… *wipes tear* And here you are, excuse me…
Photos: Fame/Flynet
Does this kid not have pubes? At 18???
He is lucky then.
Called a razor, look it up.
He probably waxes. The question is: Regular or Brazilian?
my 4 year old holds his wee-wee like that too. means he’s got to pee.
I just snorted.
Boys will be boys ;)
So, uh… slow news day?
I think Sandusky would probably avoid any little boy with a Jesus tattoo, but I could be wrong.
They say all girls go through a daddy phase.
Present day… 30 years later.
Who knew standing next to an old fart would make JB look bangable?
He’s rehearsing for the biographical movie that’ll rival Eminem’s “10 Mile” and give him street cred.
Bieber’s is called “2 Mile”.
Eminem’s movie was “8 Mile.” Too bad, because this comment would have been hilarious had you not gotten that wrong. Hilarious—that’s the word I want, right?
Dammit! The things I type in haste…
Whats with the neck dude?
Nice awkward neck!
umm, the old guy with Justin Bieber is his bodyguard!! Must be a slow day for news! If you cant figure out what to write about, then dont write nothing at all!! Especially as saying this kind of crap!!
This^^ = “Justin!! Leave Selena and marry ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 xoxo”
Why would he marry ur fat virgin ass? This kid obviously has no dick.
Yeah! “dont write nothing at all!!!”
Shouldn’t the bodyguard look like he can do more than have a heart attack and keel over in front of potential attackers?
So, you are saying just because the guy is a bit overweight, that he cant be a good bodyguard? Whatever, im sure the bodyguard will make more money than you will ever make in your lifetime, so im sure he will be just fine!
Um, hey Kathy…how about the freaky shot of him pulling down his swimsuit – bet you’re just squirting across the room over that, aren’t ya??
excuse me weewee, (geat name by the way, is that your dick size?) When did i say i had the hots for Bieber? All i said was that was his bodyguard, since these newspaper people thought they came up with a clever story, i wanted to point out the truth! and ask why they needed to write a story at all, if they think this story was funny in any way!
“…newspaper people…”? Sorry, Kathy… you’ve clearly been misled by the high journalistic standards of this site.
Now, now, let’s give this kid partial credit for even knowing what a newspaper is.
Eat shit and die you lemmings
Eat shit motherfucker
Wow. Frail comes to mind.
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
If it’s any consolation, I’m sure his dick is smaller than Usher’s.
he shaves you goofs.
some boys, you know, aren’t very hygienic and need to be shown how to shower with proper technique.
seriously – can a young boy’s anus ever really be clean enough?
hmm, as funny as that seemed when i typed it, now i’m overcome with the urge to burn my keyboard.
Does anybody know how i can un-see this?
FUCKIN A!!! Just bizarre and disturbing. Who the FUCK does this??? Been on the beach quite a bit, never seen a dude (?) doing this. What a frikkin sociopath.
?…… dumb story.
think of how much energy this kid could save in a year if he wasn’t pulling up his pants every other second…imagine…he might be able to lift a mountain with that extra energy.
Cub, do you have a moment please
To give this bear just one small squeeze?
Cuz bears and cubs need hugs to live…
So don’t you have just one to give?
jerry aske BeeWeeBieber if he could do a blowljob to please him.(he is a paedophile)
……………..HE AGREED.
I used to be ashamed of my bird-like chest when I was 12, too
Sick. Now I wish I was dead
WERE IS SELENA??
who’s the old fat guy?
what the fuck thats a lie JB is not f***** gay
Is this shot the toxin that made the SW server sick again?
What’s the matter with the damned thing? It didn’t used to be so delicate.
What happened to Pamela Anderson’s rescue board? And her tits?