Why I Wanted Reese Witherspoon Pregnant So Bad And Other News

- Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. [Lainey Gossip]

- While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony want you to think they are so you’ll buy tickets to their show. [Dlisted]

- 51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The ’90s [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Tisdale is still keeping it tight. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus got another tattoo. Of course. [TooFab]

- Nicole Scherzinger’s Side Boob Spectacular [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kris Jenner is still whoring out Kendall. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna’s liver is allegedly dying. [Celebslam]

- Glenn Danzig’s Wolverine would’ve been less of a faggot apparently. [FilmDrunk]

- Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries [Bleacher Report]

- Dear Female Floridians, your lonely voices have been heard: Mommy porn is now available at your local library. Wheeee!! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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