Why I Wanted Reese Witherspoon Pregnant So Bad And Other News

May 29th, 2012 // 14 Comments

- Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. [Lainey Gossip]

- While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony want you to think they are so you’ll buy tickets to their show. [Dlisted]

- 51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were Better In The ’90s [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Tisdale is still keeping it tight. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus got another tattoo. Of course. [TooFab]

- Nicole Scherzinger’s Side Boob Spectacular [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kris Jenner is still whoring out Kendall. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna‘s liver is allegedly dying. [Celebslam]

- Glenn Danzig‘s Wolverine would’ve been less of a faggot apparently. [FilmDrunk]

- Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries [Bleacher Report]

- Dear Female Floridians, your lonely voices have been heard: Mommy porn is now available at your local library. Wheeee!! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Aerys

    gotta love Reese’s peices

  2. Snooki's Taint

    Rihanna is supposedly drinking herself to death, and needs to go into rehab. OR, she is following the playbook laid out by her manager, and another fake celebrity-in-rehab story is born. Anything to keep the name in the news.

  3. anon

    I don’t care what anyone says about Reese’s chin; she’s beautiful. Not to mention classy and seemingly (who can know for sure?) intelligent. She always looks great.

  4. Kate

    Yeah, even pregnant she’s still smaller than that chubba wubba Kelly Brook. YUP!

  5. dirk diggler

    What is it with Mila Kunis. As soon as a guy nails her he goes running back to his Ex. Timberlake ran so quickly he proposed and Kutcher went back to his grandma.

    • That Bastard Tony

      My guess: great lay, lousy girlfriend… or these guys saw her without makeup and were like DAYUM!

      • dirk diggler

        I’m thinking she isn’t even a good lay, or else they wouldn’t run so quickly. Good sex can make up for a lot. Hell didn’t the Home Alone kid date a porn star after her? Probably wanted someone who didn’t just lie there.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    That Kendall Jenner video is creepy. It had a very “stalker hiding in a tree” vibe.

  7. Smapdi

    Uhm, how does this explain all the other pregnancy pictures at this site?

  8. seriously

    She looks fantastic!

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Mud Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    It makes me wonder what she must be doing or sainyg to keep going with these guys who are clearly not good for her. (I think I just saw on the cover of a magazine today that she might be pregnant?… of course, wasn’t she “pregnant” before? UGH. poor jen!)I don’t get the appeal of Vince.

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