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- Taylor Swift won’t regret banging John Mayer when she’s 80. [Popsugar]
- Roland Emmerich‘s movie about Shakespeare is super-Roland Emmerichy. [FilmDrunk]
- If ever there was a sign of America’s dire future, it’s Ashton Kutcher singing a Katy Perry song while receiving his Teen Choice Award. [TooFab]
- Okay, most of these signs fall into the same category. [theCHIVE]
- Miles Fisher finds a way to make Final Destination 5 watchable. (Still not seeing it.) [BuzzFeed]
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aw Fuck! Ive lost my crush to peer pressure. Shes trying to get a booty. I was just about to go on a hunger strike too, over her banning.
If this woman wasn’t fondled when she was 7, then I give up.
My “slut-o-meter”‘s glass cover just exploded and a spring hit me in the eye.
Wear some eye protection when you work that thing on this site.
You know it’s going to bust open like that day after day.
She looked way better with dark hair.
pretty eyes and bangin bod, but FAIL on fotog for skipping the ass shot i bet it’s sweet in spandex
Who do i blame for this? dancing with the stars? coco? I’m still hypnotize Lacey, but you have to hit the gym my sweet also remain who you are…
“hit the gym” and “remain who you are”
So you want her to be someone else, while at the same time remaining the same.
Ok, that makes sense.
David got a sex change?
A vast improvement, he should have done it a lot sooner.
Are her googly eyes match her boob job, now that would be a HOOT!
Epic fail for the plastic surgeon.
I’m guessing from the last series of photos of her that someone’s been to the surgeon……
and not a good one…. those are some bad fakies.
Hello, manface!
It’s like her boobs have Groucho Marx eyebrows made of flesh…
She was so much prettier and natural when she was a brunette. Now she looks like she’s trying too hard to be sexy with the clown makeup, peroxide and bolt-ons.
The “Okay, most of these signs fall into the same category. [theCHIVE]” link is definitely worth checking out.
Pretty sure Lacey Schwimmer is just David Schwimmer in drag.
It’s like Madeline Kahn and Coco had a baby.
Yes, you nailed it.
Why does this guy have a chicks name?
She needs to stop with the boobs and butts and take a more modest route like a society girl type body. The bimboness is just tacky. I’m resigning for the day, this is too much.
Reminds me of a Tori Spelling little sister. That is not a good thing.
She is wearing a garter belt OUTSIDE the pants with the garters just dangling. That is a seriously stupid look.
Work that underbite baby. Work it all.
Awww she has Tito Ortiz syndrome
This thing looks just like an inflatable sex doll, but ya know, less lifelike.
Looks like someone’s tired of seeing Kym Johnson win.
If she is going for that look, girl needs to go big or go home.
Front on she looks like Coco’s over-developed sister. But those things are so pushed up that side on she’s barely breaking out of her first training bra.
I like her better as a brunette.
Blonde makes her look washed out.
Bet she’s a beast in bed, though.
This is why I’ll never take this site’s writer seriously, this tragic Rumer Willis chubbified mess is considered hot while actual good looking celebs are trashed.
I think Karl Pilkington saw her in Gran Canaria.
i’ll have a coke + vodka please ty.
DAT ASS.
Hey, you, with the fucking face!
Clearly saline, over the muscle. In my expert opinion I’d wager 450cc.
And you wonder why the stock market took a dive right?. Hopefully the new pics will redeem the damaged you’ve done.
Proofreading $10 an hour still open. I think the size zero waist demand is scaring any takers.
that is just an awful outfit!!!! and does nothing for her!
When she was on SYTYCD wasn’t she like some virginal Mormon girl or something? Now she’s got tattoos and implants. How times change. I guess she’s not so Mormon anymore.
Madame Tusseaud’s already made a wax replica of this chick?
hmmmmmmmm. …shoving your poorly done cans into a bra made using a zipper, coke cans and a glue gun does not a hot girl make.
ps…looks like your mascara attacked your face – why are there black smudges everywhere??
I think Austin Powers is about to throw a lit cigarette into her mouth.
Shit when I seen her on dwts, she seemed pretty down to earth and a really hot fucking dancer!
Nothing says “natural” like boobs up to the collar bone – sexy!
Shades of Heidi Montag! Just what we need…
Wait a minute! Has Lacey ever been seen in the same room as Brooke Hogan?
I would hit that repeatedly… until her next client showed up.
This is just fugs!
so she’s the one who recommended plastic surgery for Heidi Montag … or was it the other way around?
did this outfit require a zipper?
Yes. Yes, it does. I think I speak for every guy who’s ever fumbled to undo a chick’s bra when I say that.
Standard pleasure model.
Coming soon to your mechanic’s wall calendar.
pssssst: SHE IS EXPECTED TO EXPLODE ONE OF THESE DAY’S, folks!!
The never-brought-into-production Cherry 1999 model.
bit o manface.
that schwimmer last name doesn’t help either.
Who ever she is, she looks f*ckin good!
trashtastic…when’s the sex tape with DJ coming out, Lacey?
While I like her for her defense of Chaz and the LGTB community in general…this look is just bad. For those debating whether she’s “chunky” or not…look at that bra rollover. And on other pics in this outfit, the back muffin top. Can’t compare her to regular folks – I have *ahem* problem areas, which I don’t wear clothes that magnify those faults.