Why Hello, Lacey Schwimmer.. No, Over Here and Other News

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- Rob McElhenney got fat for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia for reasons that sound awfully hipster-ish, but I’ll let it slide for now. [Huffington Post]

- Jane Fonda on the other hand, ain’t having it. [Starpulse]

- David Beckham’s daughter will forever be in his clavicle? [Dlisted]

- Tyra Banks’s novel about modeling is set — I’ll just stop here. [Lainey Gossip]

- Irina Shayk picking up the dog shit that you would eat for one night of vodka-soaked sex with her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t helping New York City tourism at all with these shenanigans. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Charlize Theron is cold. I can tell because I’m a detective. [Popoholic]

- The cops put the kibosh on Big Boi’s psychedelic sex marathon. [IDLYITW]

- Evidence of Jennifer Lopez’s love of large penis continues to pile up. [The Fab Life]

- Tiger Woods’s public image may take a hit if this guy doesn’t shut up. [Bossip]

- Taylor Swift won’t regret banging John Mayer when she’s 80. [Popsugar]

- Roland Emmerich’s movie about Shakespeare is super-Roland Emmerichy. [FilmDrunk]

- If ever there was a sign of America’s dire future, it’s Ashton Kutcher singing a Katy Perry song while receiving his Teen Choice Award. [TooFab]

- Okay, most of these signs fall into the same category. [theCHIVE]

- Miles Fisher finds a way to make Final Destination 5 watchable. (Still not seeing it.) [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Esti Ginzburg [Heavy]

- The Best (and Worst) Facial Hair in Sports: Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries automatically disqualified because their wives shave more than they do. [Bleacher Report]

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