Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar?

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2011

Camel toe is an elusive, mystical phenomenon requiring the presence of tight-fitting clothing in order to catch a glimpse of it in its natural habitat. So imagine my surprise to see Maria Shriver’s clear as day through a loose-fitting dress because apparently her face isn’t the only thing with Predator mandibles. Of course, I’ve had my suspicions, but mostly just figured Arnold kept putting babies in the help to dilute the Mexican race. “I vill crush dem with my Austrian genes! And, okay, if I’m being honest, dare vah-ginahs look procktically human. Not ah sing-ul claw tooth, it’s vunderful.”

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