Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar?

August 9th, 2011 // 83 Comments

Camel toe is an elusive, mystical phenomenon requiring the presence of tight-fitting clothing in order to catch a glimpse of it in its natural habitat. So imagine my surprise to see Maria Shriver‘s clear as day through a loose-fitting dress because apparently her face isn’t the only thing with Predator mandibles. Of course, I’ve had my suspicions, but mostly just figured Arnold kept putting babies in the help to dilute the Mexican race. “I vill crush dem with my Austrian genes! And, okay, if I’m being honest, dare vah-ginahs look procktically human. Not ah sing-ul claw tooth, it’s vunderful.”

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  1. Maybe it’s a tumor.

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    AAAHHHHHH!! Thank god… it was just a nightmare. I thought I was actually looking at pictures of Maria Shri… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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    Sandra
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    Could be a huge sanitary towel or a tena lady. She has got definetily something in her slip. So awkward she didn´t take care of this.

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    Fuba
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    Looks like there’s been some pubic back-combing and hairspraying going on…

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    All the Kennedys are bucktooth….everybody knows that.

  6. See Alice

    That’s typical of all liberal women .

  7. Jack Meirod

    For the love of Jesus and all that is holy, what is that thing? Stare at it for a few minutes — go ahead, I dare you — and it morphs into the snout of a young grizzly searching for grubs. Either that or a a catcher’s mitt.

  8. Maria is just letting us know that money cant buy happiness or good clothing.

  9. woodhorse

    It’s Quatto. When she throws her head back and stands still, it will come out and tell you there’s life on Mars.

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    Fandy
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    it’s the bulge from her depends

  11. juaquin ingles

    She should clearly get a part in the sequel to that movie “Teeth” as the grandma/meth addict.

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    That is a especially first-rate post.

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    ahhuh
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    it’s a molar

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    Crankybitch
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    Wow, that’s one angry cunt.

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