Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar?

August 9th, 2011 // 83 Comments

Camel toe is an elusive, mystical phenomenon requiring the presence of tight-fitting clothing in order to catch a glimpse of it in its natural habitat. So imagine my surprise to see Maria Shriver‘s clear as day through a loose-fitting dress because apparently her face isn’t the only thing with Predator mandibles. Of course, I’ve had my suspicions, but mostly just figured Arnold kept putting babies in the help to dilute the Mexican race. “I vill crush dem with my Austrian genes! And, okay, if I’m being honest, dare vah-ginahs look procktically human. Not ah sing-ul claw tooth, it’s vunderful.”

Photo: Fame

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  1. Because it needs a good filling?

  2. Candice

    If you look closely, it looks like a pair of chubby legs dancing… Perhaps a covert stance on her disappointment of Kirstie Alley losing last season of DWTS.

  3. Jimmy

    She’s ready to tell us another tale from the crypt.

  4. so getting her to ‘do it’ is like pulling teeth?

  5. FINALLY a reason to avoid Maria Shriver’s vagina!

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    dork
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes. No wonder Arnold was sticking his sperminator elsewhere.

  7. tim

    That’s a MONSTER bush trying to push thru!

  8. cc

    I didn’t even notice the camel toe as I was basking in the warmth of her smile.

  9. nm9dream

    Better question: why does Skeletor have a mound?

  10. Well supposedly Arnie is ‘gifted’ so yeah, it figures.

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    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s because it’s actually been John Travolta this whole time.

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    smeggalottapuss
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummmmmeh

  13. rican

    That is one HAIRY molar!

  14. Deacon Jones

    Man, I’m completely out of explanations / half-witty comments on this one….

    She looks like she’s got a swollen snake’s tongue for a clit.

  15. Lemmiwinks

    Little known fact, it is traditional for men AND women of the Kennedy clan to wear a codpiece. I’m not talking about those dainty cups favored in the past by European nobles, I mean an ACTUAL piece of cod dangling from their genitals. I know it sounds weird… it must be a New England thing.

  16. Amy

    vagina dentata.

  17. PoorMaryKelly

    Maria please mate with Marc Anthony! That kid would be awesome!

  18. If Jesus appears in tacos it’s only natural for Cthulu to appear in Maria Shriver’s crotch.

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    Jigga What?!?
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    I’m alittle upset with how curious this makes me.

  20. Oh, so that’s where she keeps her Peabody.

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Bladder Control Pantie liners to me

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    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    IT HUNGERS FÜR SCHWANZTÜCKER

  23. The Subliminal Kid

    The sperminator?

  24. Catalyst

    The male Predators come to earth to hunt. The females go to LA to wear sundresses and drink LOTS of ice coffee.

  25. Richard McBeef

    I’m guessing it no longer bleeds and there is no reason to kill what’s already dead.

  26. Maria Shriver Camel Toe
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s technically known as a Camel Tooth.

  27. Maeby

    chastity belt.

  28. Uncle Phil

    Like everything else, Kuato starts to droop with age too.

  29. Rebelminion

    You answered your own question…. it IS a molar. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

  30. Something tells me that restorative dentistry is needed here.

  31. LJ

    Why would I want to look at photos of a 55 year old woman who is not at least a former supermodel?

  32. Justa Guy

    Its all swollen up with pooled blood from no sexual energy release. She nees a man BAD !!

  33. Jim Pembry

    Commando ?

  34. James Nall

    Depends?

  35. Holly

    Answer: because it’s shitty photoshop.

    Duh.

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    BOBBO
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a monstrous 70′s bush.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid…

  37. Maria Shriver Camel Toe
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes! Angry face & purple dress = The Grapes of Wrath.

  38. the one

    only americans need to see an excuse for every divorce!!

  39. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    Toothsome.

  40. Maria has a fear of the tooth fairy and now i know why.

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    HefsMom
    Commented on this photo:

    The Crypt Keeper is sportin camel toe….she needs a cuchini.

  42. sasha

    That’s an overnight pad! those bastards are too damn long, should have used the whole diaper!

  43. Arnold

    Looks pretty clear – she appears to have not trimmed her waspy twat in at least a decade. Between that and her grim skeletor face, I cannot blame Arnold for looking elsewhere.

    Seriously, I shiver when I look at that hairy monster fighting to get out.

  44. rough gone viral

    You know? I was going to skip this post, but I couldn’t help notice Maria’s sense of humor under these difficult times.

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    UrbanJunglee
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not a camel toe… It’s a PREDATOR!!!!!

  46. Ah, yes. Incontinence + light-weight material + a head-wind = CAMEL TOE

  47. kat

    I don’t think it is what you said. You just have dirty minds if you think it is.

    Grow up and have some respect!!

  48. Stewie Asks

    As little Stewie, from The Family Guy, asked the prostitute sitting next to him on the couch “Is there thread on those tires or is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”

  49. Manowl

    Try birthing a score of Arnie’s growth hormone mutants and your vagina will look like a WWI tent too!

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    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em.

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