Camel toe is an elusive, mystical phenomenon requiring the presence of tight-fitting clothing in order to catch a glimpse of it in its natural habitat. So imagine my surprise to see Maria Shriver‘s clear as day through a loose-fitting dress because apparently her face isn’t the only thing with Predator mandibles. Of course, I’ve had my suspicions, but mostly just figured Arnold kept putting babies in the help to dilute the Mexican race. “I vill crush dem with my Austrian genes! And, okay, if I’m being honest, dare vah-ginahs look procktically human. Not ah sing-ul claw tooth, it’s vunderful.”
Photo: Fame
Because it needs a good filling?
Count it.
See you this Saturday, dude.
If you look closely, it looks like a pair of chubby legs dancing… Perhaps a covert stance on her disappointment of Kirstie Alley losing last season of DWTS.
“If you look closely”
I won’t.
….That is not a camel’s toe—what you have here my friend is the entire camel….Artofwar
She’s got Riverdance Pants?
She’s ready to tell us another tale from the crypt.
….You got that right, this thing lost its looks the moment it said– I DO….Artofwar
This made me lol for reals, thank you.
so getting her to ‘do it’ is like pulling teeth?
FINALLY a reason to avoid Maria Shriver’s vagina!
I see what you did there.
I can damn near see what Arnold did there…
Libya, Norway, Lithuania…Hey, the Krauts always had a reputation for invading extremely inhospitable places. Nice to see history repeat itself.
Yikes. No wonder Arnold was sticking his sperminator elsewhere.
That’s a MONSTER bush trying to push thru!
I didn’t even notice the camel toe as I was basking in the warmth of her smile.
Ha!
Better question: why does Skeletor have a mound?
Well supposedly Arnie is ‘gifted’ so yeah, it figures.
Theory: Arnold terminated her vagina and now she’s got some kind of windsock prolapse swinging to her knees.
That was my first thought too McFeely lol
Gifted with a tiny pecker if his nude body building shots are anything to go by.
That’s because it’s actually been John Travolta this whole time.
It’s the first one I’ve seen that literally looks like a camel’s toe.
Yummmmmeh
That is one HAIRY molar!
Man, I’m completely out of explanations / half-witty comments on this one….
She looks like she’s got a swollen snake’s tongue for a clit.
You realize the clit is behind the outer labia, right?
Little known fact, it is traditional for men AND women of the Kennedy clan to wear a codpiece. I’m not talking about those dainty cups favored in the past by European nobles, I mean an ACTUAL piece of cod dangling from their genitals. I know it sounds weird… it must be a New England thing.
Sounds fishy to me, but it would explain why people get scrod in Boston – it’s obviously the past imperfect tense of “screwed”.
vagina dentata.
Maria please mate with Marc Anthony! That kid would be awesome!
If Jesus appears in tacos it’s only natural for Cthulu to appear in Maria Shriver’s crotch.
I’m alittle upset with how curious this makes me.
Oh, so that’s where she keeps her Peabody.
Looks like Bladder Control Pantie liners to me
IT HUNGERS FÜR SCHWANZTÜCKER
The sperminator?
The male Predators come to earth to hunt. The females go to LA to wear sundresses and drink LOTS of ice coffee.
I’m guessing it no longer bleeds and there is no reason to kill what’s already dead.
It’s technically known as a Camel Tooth.
well done
chastity belt.
Like everything else, Kuato starts to droop with age too.
You answered your own question…. it IS a molar. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Something tells me that restorative dentistry is needed here.
Why would I want to look at photos of a 55 year old woman who is not at least a former supermodel?
Its all swollen up with pooled blood from no sexual energy release. She nees a man BAD !!
Lemme guess – you have a pair of red wings tattooed on your ass, right?
Commando ?
Depends?
Answer: because it’s shitty photoshop.
Duh.
That’s a monstrous 70′s bush.
Be afraid. Be very afraid…
Yikes! Angry face & purple dress = The Grapes of Wrath.
only americans need to see an excuse for every divorce!!
Toothsome.
Maria has a fear of the tooth fairy and now i know why.
The Crypt Keeper is sportin camel toe….she needs a cuchini.
That’s an overnight pad! those bastards are too damn long, should have used the whole diaper!
Looks pretty clear – she appears to have not trimmed her waspy twat in at least a decade. Between that and her grim skeletor face, I cannot blame Arnold for looking elsewhere.
Seriously, I shiver when I look at that hairy monster fighting to get out.
You know? I was going to skip this post, but I couldn’t help notice Maria’s sense of humor under these difficult times.
It’s not a camel toe… It’s a PREDATOR!!!!!
Ah, yes. Incontinence + light-weight material + a head-wind = CAMEL TOE
I don’t think it is what you said. You just have dirty minds if you think it is.
Grow up and have some respect!!
As little Stewie, from The Family Guy, asked the prostitute sitting next to him on the couch “Is there thread on those tires or is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”
Try birthing a score of Arnie’s growth hormone mutants and your vagina will look like a WWI tent too!
Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em.