Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.

February 19th, 2010 // 133 Comments

Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods’ mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today’s press conference/expressionless script-reading. Here’s Jamie Jungers talking to E! News pushing a theme we probably should start getting used to: “He didn’t even say my name!” Of course, in fairness to Tiger, I doubt he remembers a single one. Christ, there’s like 90:

On mistresses having feelings, too:
“He’s apologizing to these young kids…everybody but the women that were involved in the relationships. It’s hurtful. It’s rude. He should have apologized to the people like myself, his mistresses, because we’re dealing with a lot of stuff too.”

On Elin Woods:
“Once a cheater always a cheater. Is Elin going to stay with him? I would say no, but I don’t have kids with him. He would have to do a lot prove you can trust him again. He needs to go to rehab. He should have never got married. He should have never had kids.”

On being a home-wrecking whore:
“I’m not a home-wrecking whore. If it was up to me I would have never done it in the first place, but I was young and stupid. Of course I’m going to feel guilty…I have a heart. But it was years ago. I shouldn’t be the one to be blamed for it. He had lied to me about so many things. Everybody makes mistakes.”

On wanting a personal apology from Tiger:
“Enough has been said and done. I don’t want to discuss it. I don’t want to be known as Tiger Woods’ mistress my whole life. I don’t want him to contact me or address it. I don’t think I would say anything to him. I want it to be done.”

Of course, Jamie Jungers wants it to be over with. She’s simply getting paid to party at all those nightclubs because she’s so pretty. Sort of like how Tiger banged for her mind.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Richard McBeef

    Surprised the SW didn’t pink star her purple panties and tell us it’s a pussy.

  2. surlywench

    Easy on the blush there, butterface.

  3. V

    First! I’d do her

  4. John Wall

    First, like ya mama’s high school luba

  5. Drew

    Pic 8 is her O-face. OH OH OH OH

  6. wb

    Wayne Brady needs to choke a biotch

  7. syn013

    Horrid, hideous skag.

  8. Kathryn

    She’s a whore, whores don’t have feelings about the ones they use for money. But like every good whore, she’s great at faking her emotions and manipulating the media/people.

  9. Synchro

    What exactly is she dealing with? Being called out as a skank because she cheated with a married man?

  10. Synchro

    What exactly is she dealing with? Being called out as a skank because she cheated with a married man?

  11. KELLY

    She’s just f**king pi8*ed off she got nothing out of him- money….a house….a diamond engagement ring??!! I have a few girlfriends exactly like this WHORE- they think one day the guy is just going to up and leave the wife and kids, take off into the sunset with her- F**KING DREAM ON, I TELL THEM!! What is it with women and competing with each other?? Stealing each others men or f**king them, anyway….??!! There’s NO SISITERHOOD. Absolutely NONE.
    Tiger was having his ‘fun’ (with this horrid whore I actually can’t fathom….) with her, thats it + the 50 others!! Sucked in you fat whore, you took it good in bed, you take whatever you get from now on GOOD as well!!

  12. ffsa

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  14. Sardonic

    I hope he pounded her hard with the lights off and the music on. What an annoying little classless wench. I wouldn’t play that hole a second time.

  15. WILLIAM MANDELL

    omg, are you serious? your a dirty sk*nk and got what you deserve. You and every other dirty girl like you, that dress and act like you, get what you deserve. Grow up, your a freaking joke.

  16. Dank24

    Nice puple panties, slut.

  17. BUTTER.FUCKING.FACE.

  18. Sher

    ‘I don’t want to talk about it, that’s why I’m giving this interview, to tell you how much I don’t want to talk about it. I told you he wore dishgloves the entire time, didn’t I?”

  19. “I’m not a home-wrecking whore. If it was up to me I would have never done it in the first place, but I was young and stupid. ”

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Who was it up to then? Tiger’s magical penis?
    Shut it whore.
    This is the same one that was saying every time Tiger took her anywhere, everyone thought she was Elin.
    Riiiight.
    I’m sure everyone at Motel 6′s Red Lobster really did.
    I wouldn’t even mind her slight case of Old Lady Face so much if she wasn’t such a delusional, stupid little cunt.

  20. Clamhammer

    I would not hammer that clam.

  21. kingofbeer

    Pic 8 looks like she is getting the bone! she should do porn…

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  23. POW

    That’s one ugly woman. I kind of feel sorry for Tiger’s penis.

  24. Sport

    Stupid bitch.
    He was obviously wrong to do what he did but you fucking sluts SLEPT WITH A MARRIED MAN. You want an apology? I bet your parents apologize for not using birth control.

  25. lol

    lol… he’s dumb, they’re dumb and his wife is hotter…

  26. Donk Donkerson

    What a whore. She knowingly banged a married man and says he owes her an apology for what she has to “put up with.” This woman should kill herself.

  27. GyT

    I were Tiger Woods, I wouldn’t have gone for the average looking ones.

  28. kitty_kat

    I’ve been ignoring these for a while, but I have to say that I’m seriously sick of hearing about Tiger’s affair. Is he the only athlete in the history of sports that has ever cheated on his significant other?!

  29. DKNY

    All these whores, who want some personal apology, who don’t want to be known as Tiger’s whores…

    I forget, who was it who made them come out to publicly announce that they fucked Tiger?

  30. Jeff

    this bitch is fuckin sick

    nice panty shot though?

    no that sucks too, butterface

  31. sdfsdfds

    Shes really pretty! The only cute one of the mistresses

  32. Vito

    Good God almighty, this ignorant, obtuse, shallow, inarticulate cunt really thinks she has gotten the fuzzy end of the lollipop? I hope, for Tiger’s sake, that stupidity and vapidity aren’t STD’s.

  33. Sierra

    Obviously these women were not raised in a very good up bringing…Hello, if you are stupid enough to sleep with a married man then that is on you… But then to sell it to tabloids and parade around as if the man actually cared for you…ONE thing you had a hole…Hello, he didn’t want none of these trashy std carrying women to call his…Look at his wife..

  34. yoyo

    k bitch has to go to phase 2.
    do a sex tape.
    then pretend someone stole it.
    then pretend u try to get it back.
    then it goes on the internetz.
    u charge $$$.
    then u pretend ur a victim.
    then u get a reality show with e! channel.

  35. captain america

    ……………..PLEASE HIDE YOUR KIDS, women!!

  36. captain america

    ……….girls?
    HIDE YOUR KIDS!!

  37. Finally caught up! Congrats Wen! I know it’s hard to tear yourself away from playing sometimes. But I did notice a tidbit that confused me. Isn’t Violet Valentine’s daughter, making her Lillith’s granddaughter? Lori is the most beautiful 2nd gen alien, but if I had to pick a first gen, it would be Alexis, Kelly or Karin. The comment about Lincoln and Erin cracked me up. I can’t wait for the fallout from Jon-Luc and Carmen’s engagement back at the Capehart homestead.

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  39. Brooke

    So people pierce the high part of their cheekbones now, do they? Okay.

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  42. bmose

    Child Please!

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  44. Rough break his silence: part deux

    I thought the sister-hood of the traveling skanks were suppose to show some kind of respect to Elin. Why are they raining on her unofficial apology parade…

  45. Anon

    EW SHE’S WEARING THE SAME DRESS SNOOKI WORE, ECK!

  46. gross

    With the newly bleached platinum hair and faux diamonds she looks like she’s trying to pull off marilyn monroe’s look.
    epic FAIL

    Tiger Woods has no taste. That’s what he should be apologising for.
    “i’m so sorry to Elin for making her wonder if she is as unattractive as the other whores I did”

  47. Dread not

    If you want Tiger to say your name, Toots, you’ve got to have that shit inked over you twizza. That’s some kind of SOP for chicks who spread their legs like Velveeta for any dude with money and fame who they believe will have some of it rub off, or spill into them, while they’re getting third degree rug burns, ain’t it? Three cheers for the bleach blonde slut bag ho from Tiger’s ho train! Hip hip whore-ay! Hip hip whore-ay! Hip hip whore-ay! Now go join Tila Tequila and disappear off the face of the earth via a suicide pact betwixt the two of you.

  48. misterfister

    I hope he fucked her up the ass and then stuck it in her mouth. She looks like someone that would enjoy that.

  49. She is Kelly Clarkson fugly.

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  50. Tracy

    I don’t want to be known as Tiger’s mistress. I just want to make sure I get my E! money & you know more for each John as well. XOXO

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