Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.

Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods’ mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today’s press conference/expressionless script-reading. Here’s Jamie Jungers talking to E! News pushing a theme we probably should start getting used to: “He didn’t even say my name!” Of course, in fairness to Tiger, I doubt he remembers a single one. Christ, there’s like 90:

On mistresses having feelings, too:
“He’s apologizing to these young kids…everybody but the women that were involved in the relationships. It’s hurtful. It’s rude. He should have apologized to the people like myself, his mistresses, because we’re dealing with a lot of stuff too.”

On Elin Woods:
“Once a cheater always a cheater. Is Elin going to stay with him? I would say no, but I don’t have kids with him. He would have to do a lot prove you can trust him again. He needs to go to rehab. He should have never got married. He should have never had kids.”

On being a home-wrecking whore:
“I’m not a home-wrecking whore. If it was up to me I would have never done it in the first place, but I was young and stupid. Of course I’m going to feel guilty…I have a heart. But it was years ago. I shouldn’t be the one to be blamed for it. He had lied to me about so many things. Everybody makes mistakes.”

On wanting a personal apology from Tiger:
“Enough has been said and done. I don’t want to discuss it. I don’t want to be known as Tiger Woods’ mistress my whole life. I don’t want him to contact me or address it. I don’t think I would say anything to him. I want it to be done.”

Of course, Jamie Jungers wants it to be over with. She’s simply getting paid to party at all those nightclubs because she’s so pretty. Sort of like how Tiger banged for her mind.

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