Not that anybody cares, but Barbara Walters officially announced today that Whoopi Goldberg has been signed on to replace Rosie O’Donnell has co-host of The View. She’ll start co-hosting the day after Labor Day.
I guess this was a fitting choice. How else are you supposed to know how hip and progressive the show is unless they hire a minority? And if you want to know what the show will be like in the fall, gather up a group of white women at your office and one black woman, then have them repeatedly kick you in the nuts while screaming. Ahh, who needs TV?
Drew Barrymore | August 1, 2007 at 1:27 pm
thread starter!
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:27 pm
FIRST………lmao………………..had to do it………just to show you fucks how ignorant you look.
#2 | August 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Release the sharks with frikkin lazer beams on their heads!
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
FUCK……..now I did it…….made myself look ignorant………Drew you beat me.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
#3………Long time no see. How you been?
Ivan | August 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
So…
Any bikini pics ?
LOL
Eagle Chick smokin' peyote | August 1, 2007 at 1:29 pm
That damn peyote will get you everytime! I soooooooozzzzzzz wanted to be 2nd!
xx | August 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I think the rule is, you have to replace one loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman, with another loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman.
My friend has an outstanding reward of $5,000 to anyone who can provide him with an example of Whoopi Goldberg being funny, intentionally. He has yet to pay it out.
Rimmy | August 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Whoopi Goldberg to begin hosting the view
The black woman with the last name of a Jew
It’s Whoopi.
lambman | August 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Dang, that sucks. I heard they hired Whoopie AND Sherry Springfeild….I hope that’s true because Sherry is way better than Whoopie or any of the other pannelists.
Um what does the Asian girl have to do with anything? She quit the show like 5 years ago and now works for Oprah and CNN.
Eagle Chick | August 1, 2007 at 1:31 pm
#5–I’ve been fine! I bet Drew has “beat” a lot of men during her career, so don’t feel bad Vic!
jrzmommy | August 1, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Why do they feel the need to have a fourth person? Three is just way too many douchebags as it is…….
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
#11 Eagle Chick, how come I posted comments on your page and you never replied. And how come you never sent me a picture?
sea | August 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Oh, well. I would have preferred Kathy Griffin, but Whoopi is…good. I guess it doesn’t really matter since I don’t watch The View, anyway.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
#12 JRZMOMMY, you said it best. I agree 200%
maria | August 1, 2007 at 1:36 pm
god is she gay ewww she needs a makeover da view sucks
Eagle Chick Formally known as nasty cowgirl | August 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm
#13–’Cause first and foremost I’m a business person not unlike you (I visualize you as a porn Don with your sticky tendrils in everyone’s chat rooms looking for unsuspecting female amatuers!) Lets talk numbers! I have my eye on a Mercedes SL550 you know!
LayDeeBug | August 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Since no one else has said it, I will…
I’d hit it……
(Ahhhh, remember the old times on the FISH)
DanYell | August 1, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Now, if they would only replace Hasslebitch with a broomstick.
ali | August 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm
jesus as if rosie wasnt enough. when they were sitting around trying to decide who to replace her they were like ‘ok….whos someone that was big in the 90s. but wasnt really too big because everytime we saw them we wanted to punch children……wait a minute…wait a minute…..GOLD.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:41 pm
#17, I only post in here. I just get bored here at work. And by the way, I too am a business man. I work for the government, (System Administrator). And I know, by no means, do I think you are a amateur. I just like talking to you because you are one of the few mature people who post in here. I just act stupid and post stupid shit, to try and get a rise out of people. But overall, I am a professional.
Scott Goodyear | August 1, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Watching and listening to a tire go flat is at least 5 times more entertaining and interesting than the view or any of its mouthpieces….
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Who gives a shit about that fucking show and those tired ass, unfunny, bitterass, hags?
Who watches The View?
I have yet to find one person I know that watches the fucking View.
I bet it is stay at home women who have nothing else to do but play tennis and spend their husbands money, since I am sure they are all trophy wives.
Any one who watches the stupid fucking View probablly thinks that Lifetime, Oxygen, and Hallmark channel movies are the BOMB!
I’d rather watch baboons rut.
Who gives a fuck about the View!!!!
Flattered Fluffy Butt | August 1, 2007 at 1:44 pm
#21–Victor! A fellow government employee trying to get into Eagle’s gov’t issued pants?! I have been pondering your profession for awhile now–thanks for the titilating tidbit!
ssdd | August 1, 2007 at 1:47 pm
What an ugly eyebrowless fucking beast…
The View fucking sucks… Barbara Walters you fucking haggered hag …go fuck yourself.
Victor | August 1, 2007 at 1:48 pm
#24 Yes, and as you can tell, when I feel like it, I write somewhat professional. You can kind of tell that I am somewhat educated. So, can we e-mail each other or something? Might interesting to get to know you a little more.
Bemused | August 1, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Attention TV viewers: Bearing in mind the origin of Whoopi’s nickname, keep a close watch on Barbara Walters’ facial expression (to the extent she’s able to have one, post-surgery) and Joy Behar’s habitual grimace when Ms. Goldberg ‘speaks.’
Chauncey Gardner | August 1, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Awesome – another ugly, obnoxious bitch I wouldn’t touch with a ten meter dildo.
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Is she still with Frank Langella?
Shut Up! | August 1, 2007 at 2:01 pm
@24, 26, et. al., yes, we are all so thrilled to get to share in your burgeoning romance. Please, let’s continue to use this website as a place to meet singles and try to pick up. I mean, it’s true when everyone says that bars just aren’t a good place to find a love match. But the superficial, clearly that’s the place. So could you both please continue with your personal conversation and grade school flirting. It’s quite thrilling (actually, compared to news of Whoopi joining the View, I guess it really is thrilling, but I digress…).
whitegold | August 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm
#8 – look at it this way, I’d feel pretty confident saying that most (but certainly not all, so no offense to those who are) of the Views viewers are loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman. So the woman want to watch someone they can relate to, someone they feel they can aspire to be like, which is essentially a relatively famous and relatively wealthy loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman!
I digress | August 1, 2007 at 2:34 pm
#30, you know what’s even funnier? One of the “hook-up-ers” may be an underaged kid, and the other may be a machete-wielding psychopath and these two strangers are becoming BFF. Or one could be an ostritch and the other could be a hyena.
Riskay, riskay….
Eagle chick's couch | August 1, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Is that you “AJ”? I know that one is a machete-wielding psychopath with mad computer skills and an amazing lunch demeaner, but how did you know that I was underage?
Smelly Gostard | August 1, 2007 at 2:49 pm
#23 So, you DON”T like the View? Just wanted to clarify your opinion.
somewhereinthemiddle | August 1, 2007 at 3:04 pm
When was the last time she said something anything that made people laugh besides when she refers to herself as a comedian? As for the show, does anyone care about their views? There has never been a day in my life where I ask myself “what would whoppie do?” When that day comes I will have to disembowel myself samurai style for the shame I have brought upon my family.
As for her look; it’s what would happen if a tryst between sasquatch and the alien from Predator produced a lovechild, then beat it senseless and left it in the woods to die. Wait does Sasquatch give birth out the ass? No… then she looks worse then that.
jrzmommy | August 1, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I’d like to see Elizabeth Hasselbeck look across the stage at Whoopi and try to argue that the theory of evolution is invalid.
Italian Stallion | August 1, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I wonder if you sit on Whoopi, does she make fart noises?
Black as Forever Night | August 1, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Yeah she is the least funny comedian I have seen/heard. A nast rascist black ghettoe ape. I cannot believe she was on star trek. Well, the forces that control the media like the psuedo-jew.
I do not watch tv as it is a lame drug for retards. Fuck the system.
PS
I hope a shark bites Crazzzzy Kelli Pot Head whore
adeliza | August 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm
#34
I do not like the View!!!
Hate it.
It seems to be geared towards the kind of woman I am not, even with all of those “different” types of personalities as hostesses.
When ever I am at home sick, if I fall asleep on the couch and I wake up and that is on, I puke even more than if I just had the flu.
I’m glad I was clear on the subject.
Lovely | August 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm
It’s about time they added a dude to the show
wontyoujointme | August 1, 2007 at 3:46 pm
LMAO @ #40 – that comment was excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21st century digital boy | August 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Another reason for me to continue not watching The View, ever.
Sauron | August 1, 2007 at 3:57 pm
I just come backy from doing charity-works for old age orphans.That’s why i understand Barbara walter’s choice so well.I expect her to take after Whoopi Goldberg an homosexual Aboriginal as her co-host.
Dizzybenny | August 1, 2007 at 4:15 pm
i’m waiting on the bikini pics of her now.
WHAT???
she’s just like the other no talent bitch we see on the beach with this site!!
BRING ONNNNN THE BIKINI PICS!!
Beavis | August 1, 2007 at 4:16 pm
yeah yeah yeah bikini eh eh eh eh BOOOONNNGGGG.
Jeremy | August 1, 2007 at 4:21 pm
If you cant get a fat lesbian for ratings, whats the next best thing? A black lesbian. How predictable in this politically correct liberal society. Kind of like Barack Obama actually has a shot to become President because of his skin color despite the fact he has done nothing.
Nigga please | August 1, 2007 at 4:28 pm
#21 – A sysadmin is an IT nerd – not a businessman. Go back to editing ACLs.
Eagle Chick Flick | August 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm
#47—A sysadmin can’t be a business man and IT nerd? I’ve heard IT guys are good at servicing users! You just ruined my fantasy!
TheTenia | August 1, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Yeah IT idiots are not Businessmen. They get an MCSE and suddenly they think they are somehow a microsoft shareholder. IT guys WORK for Businessmen, whenever that is, a cheap Korean isn’t available.
P.S. shut the fuck up with the flirting you silly cunt.
LouLou | August 1, 2007 at 5:15 pm
God, they went from one annoying bitch to another. The voices of the women on this show are enough to drive you insane with their screeching. If that wasn’t bad enough, the morning lineup for the network is Regis and Kelly, The View and Rachel Ray. Which show is more irritating? It’s a toss up. Fingernails on blackboards are more pleasant. The women on these shows (Kelly and Rachel Ray included) are so irritating, so sqwaking, so not complimentary to the female race. Know it alls who know nothing.