Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs?

Because America is basically a slow kid fascinated with its own belly button, Kate Gosselin was a huge ratings draw for Dancing with the Stars and apparently got herself into some sort of respectable shape when you compare her to pics from last year. Except the only way I’d find Kate attractive is if she suicide bombed Jon, taking the kids with him for their own good. At which point, I’d be open to coffee.

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