Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs?

April 28th, 2010 // 75 Comments

Because America is basically a slow kid fascinated with its own belly button, Kate Gosselin was a huge ratings draw for Dancing with the Stars and apparently got herself into some sort of respectable shape when you compare her to pics from last year. Except the only way I’d find Kate attractive is if she suicide bombed Jon, taking the kids with him for their own good. At which point, I’d be open to coffee.

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  1. dk

    Not bad..

  2. Hairybuddha

    Hairybuddha says, “First! I think.”

  3. Eww

    Just the thought that she pumped out a bunch of kids that were stored behind those “abs” is enough to make want to hurl. Now if she did anal though…?

  4. Glenn

    Horrible bitch is still a horrible bitch.

  5. whoa. better looking than i thought. she’s had a lot of plastic surg though.. lippo and all that.

  6. juck

    I would bang the living daylights outta her.

  7. j.

    Too ‘Lipo tummy’.

  8. Whatever

    DEFINITELY had a tuck – that is the most FAKE looking belly button I have ever seen.

  9. HB

    Reminds me of the bag of beef jerky I had this morning.

  10. chuck

    Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs? not me

  11. chuck

    Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs? not me

  12. Ian

    Look after your kids you fookin dead beat.

  13. pooter

    Oh my bad, I thought this was about her cameltoe

  14. Anonymous

    WHEN will this no-talent go the hell away??

  15. havoc

    The answer’s still no…..

    .

  16. neorules2112

    Would blast her like a Jackson Pollack painting in that ass ..

  17. Paula

    This from the woman who claims right and left that she hates paparazzi!!! Kate, go get dressed…you look like a Roman column:)

  18. Shep

    of course she was ok with getting into foolish shape. It meant spending more time away from her kids and less responsibility cause we all know Kate is doing this for her kids and not herself. lol Kate would probably shovel shit instead of spending time with her kids.

  19. Ashley

    Her belly button is unusually high. She looks pretty damn good for having 6 kids in there all at once. You guys are stupidly harsh. Lets see what you moms look like.

  20. george

    I think she is the biggest fake, bitch in the world, and a terrible mother. All of that said, I would fuck her pussy hard, then shove my dick in her ass, while using a baseball bat on her pussy! Then after I dump my load, I would make her lick the shit off of my dick!

  21. I could go for a little camel toe…

  22. Lora

    Jesus Christ, George.
    Fuckin’ serial killer worthy.
    Therapy.

  23. @20, Damn George, you hard pretty hard on her, I hope you don’t end up in some gay bar, you’ll make someone a great bitch…

  24. lol

    @ 19

    Its called plastic surgery. I admit she looks good now but your mom + plastic surgery might look like this too.

  25. um

    She would wear Nike. Only classless people support that brand now.

  26. um

    She would wear Nike. Only classless people support that brand now.

  27. um

    She would wear Nike. Only classless people support that brand now.

  28. SATAN

    “Except the only way I’d find Kate attractive is if she suicide bombed Jon, taking the kids with him for their own good.”

    seriously, nobody’s gonna mention this quote? the Superficial writer is saying he wants Kate to bomb Jon AND the kids, and nobody cares? in the meantime, if anybody makes fun of that vapid whore britney spears, then about 250 hollywood losers come rushing to her “aid” on this site.

    then again, as Satan, i guess i have no complaints!

  29. Shit

    Not me, tbh I’d rather see her die or just disappear. Why the fuck do people pay attention to her?

  30. Louie

    My penis would not mind exploring that.

  31. DJS

    She is hot, hot, hot!

  32. She’s hot, but why is she never with her kids? I guess she’s not a very good mother.

  33. terry

    Ok, I’m ready to see them. Where are they? I thought we were going to see some abs? You’re going to have to get higher res pics because they ain’t showing up. Maybe they can do that spray paint thing like in “300″. It would help.

  34. masmi

    @ #19 yeah, what is with this writer? They went too far with the Sandra bullock piece too. I like the superficial’s sarcasm, but wasn’t the bombing kids weird to anyone else?

  35. masmi

    @ #29 yeah, what is with this writer? They went too far with the Sandra bullock piece too. I like the superficial’s sarcasm, but wasn’t the bombing kids weird to anyone else?

  36. gen

    @36

    Yea, the bombing kids thing was weird. I’ve gotta agree with that.

  37. Stretch

    this cunt is the world’s worst mother. i wonder at one point during the taping of her show she thought to herself, I don’t like being a mommy; I’d rather be a celebrity.

  38. kai

    @#29,#36,#37-
    yeah wtf? superficial writer should stick to talking about the superficial, instead of trying to make seriously un-funny “serious” remarks about children with shitty parents. what a dumbass, lol. HEY SUPERFICIAL! give us another eye-rolling post on megan fox or audrina patridge. you’re about as clever as a junior higher, as your virgins of your gender can get. whether they’re 14 or 40, the only things that make sense is that they’re horny and desperate. how many times do i have to read another post on cameltoes and tranny-look-alikes, before i read anything of substance? and then this of course, intermingling kate gosselin and suicide bombs. how does this guy have a job? here’s a concept: discontinue press on her and maybe it wont look like you’d be the first to pay her for sexual services! either that or strap yourself to an engine! hahaha what a fucking loser

  39. Admiral Nimitz

    When will this 15 min be over? Can we all start a class action suit against TLC The Loser Channel?

  40. asdf

    she has no hips.

    but i’d still fuck the shit out of her…… then throw her in the alley

  41. Nikki

    Her belly button is really high… major tumy tuck… after that litter of kids she would need one…
    Her dancing partner wanted to kick her out.. hahahaha. Don’t you just hate how she does her “deep thoughts by Jack Handy moments.” I think I learned this.. blah.. I think I learned that… blah blah.. I .. I …I… WE don’t care what you learned.. We are just hoping you go away and shut the hell up. Take you nasty douche ex with you… yuck!

  42. Nikki

    Her belly button is really high… major tumy tuck… after that litter of kids she would need one…
    Her dancing partner wanted to kick her out.. hahahaha. Don’t you just hate how she does her “deep thoughts by Jack Handy moments.” I think I learned this.. blah.. I think I learned that… blah blah.. I .. I …I… WE don’t care what you learned.. We are just hoping you go away and shut the hell up. Take your nasty douche ex with you… yuck!

  43. jon and kate plus haiti

    Hey,

    Give the Writer a break, we do need a total end to this DNA strand. Seriously people do you not think 20 years from now we will not be hearing about this putrid stain on humanities kids with their brand new TLC freakin reality shows?

    And all you people banging on George, that sounds like what I do to all my dates, get with the 10′s people, abuse is in cuddling is right out

    Jon and Kate plus Haiti

  44. J.H. Christ

    Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs?

    Nobody…..

    Please never post them again,

    Signed,

    Jebus

  45. being Rough, in a classless world

    Who wants to see Kate Gosselin’s abs?

    I DO! but i just want to see the surgeon’s john Hancock…

  46. Amanda-La

    Hey #39. Go fuck your dad. Sincerely, me.

  47. she look so athletic her abs is so strong.I am glad that todays ladies are intersted in abs.

  48. J.H. Christ

    #39 Looking for substance on Superficial.com….Hello McFly???????

    New on this planet?

  49. captain america

    when you’re pas fourty years of age the pants & trousers become “HIGHER”.
    this way your belly isn’t visible any longer.

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