Who ordered the freckle-leavage?

June 7th, 2010 // 64 Comments

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay to even show up at the MTV Movie Awards. While everyone looks their age and still has aspiring film careers, she’s wandering around with deflating breasts and a SCRAM bracelet. I can’t even imagine the awkward conversations.

LINDSAY: Hey, Kristen, congratu-
KRISTEN STEWART: Rape! Ohmygod. RAAAAPE! *runs away crying*

Photos: Getty, Splash News

  1. lola

    what’s wrong with her boobs?

  2. akarui

    om nom nom? maybe

  3. tommy

    she looks hot!!!!!! soo pretty!!

  4. Crack

    Lmao Fish. nice She actually looks pretty hot here though.

  5. lalala

    Why is she looking so fugly? And that outfit?? Might have been better as a dress. And that hair?? should have washed it. And that eyeliner?? should have cleaned it. And that face?? ok idk how that face can be fixed.

    And really, what was she doing there. Hahahaha. what a joke.

  6. icu

    I’d eat them titties like the Food of the Gods were being served there.

  7. FUGLE

    the ol’ howdy doody bozo look …HOT!

  8. GIRL

    Whoa whoa shes lookin good, like how she used to Mean Girls era but in a recovering train-wreck sort of way.

  9. JerkBags McGhee

    10 pounds of makeup on and she still looks like barf

  10. Badger Bob

    Linds looks younger in these pix than I have seen her in a long time. The lower half of her outfit is genuinely horrendous though — she would have got loads more attention showing off her scram anklet than hiding it. Since this is the MTV Movie Awards, not the Oscars, I’m guessing that the guest-list qualifications are approximately, “If you have ever been in front of, or behind, a camera, you are invited!”

  11. alisa

    those are the most realistic looking fake boobs ive ever seen. amazing.

  12. Bree

    Her breasts look fine to me.

  13. temp

    seriously, she looks surprisingly good. well, i mean, the outfit is atrocious, but other than that, she actually looks pretty hot.

  14. For a change her hair seems to be halfway decent. Anyrthing wrong with her ?

  15. xevrgrx

    I really couldn’t care, I’d still eat her vd ridden hole and paint her insides a nice shade of marble

  16. Oli

    I have to agree she is looking much better than she usually does.. I was THE biggest lindsay fan during the mean girl era.. She was one hot girl.. But then she became a mess.. Hopefully this is a sign that she’s on the road to recovery..

  17. charlene

    Woah, did she get cheek fillers?

  18. Ally

    She looks healthy and glowing – gorgeous

  19. captain america

    after bad there is “WORSE”!!

  20. Eric

    It was nice of Rue McClanahan to leave her one of her jump suits in her will.

  21. Lauren

    The jumpsuit is extremely unflattering. No shape- not even the boobs could save it/add a little sexiness.

    Her head is looking better, but she always seems to have this air of ‘that’s right YOU think I’M hot’ about her. Waaaaaaay to aware of herself all the time. As aware of herself as Kristen Stewart is awkward.

    Anyways.. why was she there? Oh right non-credible ‘award ceremony’. Makes sense.

  22. Howard Sterns

    Fuck, that blond hair looks haarrible.

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  24. Randal

    It’s great to see Lindsay radiate such a youthful and energenic glow after all people have put her through. Her fresh and flowery look captures light with those sparkles on her dress and camera flashes with her playful smiles.

    I’m loving the outfit Lindsay, bang up job beautiful!

    Randal

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  27. jt

    deflating boobs? are you high? those are beautiful. and real.

  28. Eric

    it’s amazing how someone who is only in her low 20′s can look 40

  29. JB

    She is so hot! With problems but still hot!

  30. Looks like a middle-aged mom

  31. Josemar Castor

    I like freckles. I find them sexy in a chic. Although she’s ugly and skinny, those freckles look good.

  32. ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry!

    Lol@convo.

  33. Dread not

    I would fornicate the living excrement out her.

  34. Jean

    What a mean thing to write……what kind of butt head would write such a mean article…..grow up. Let’s see your body on here so we can pick it apart…butt head.

  35. Crusty

    Amazingly enough, she looks better here than she has in a couple years..

  36. Emily

    To the person who asked if she got cheek fillers… she did just have her wisdom teeth removed, I would say that her face is probably just still swollen. Who knows, though.

  37. pimp

    i must admit, i would hit…

  38. Just once

    I would love to read Randal say something like “Damn Linds, I would love to bend you over and…”

  39. omg

    she’s hot!!

  40. Nick

    Anyone else think her face looks swollen? Something is off. She looks fatter in the face but her body is still really skinny. Maybe she’s on somekind of steroid…. something to curb the drink. She’s got chimpmunk face.

  41. Rican

    She’s storing my semen in those inflated chipmunk cheeks

  42. BEA

    i hate freckle cleavage…the only thing grosser is stretch mark cleavage!

  43. Sardonic

    Hide that ankle bracelet.

  44. joho777

    Now it’s official.

    Lindsay’s features have completely disappeared.

    The only things visible in the MTV photos are her troweled-on eye makeup and her implants. Otherwise, she has completely disappeared, leaving behind the smell of stale sweat and dirty hair.

  45. Kayla

    I think she’s attractive.. I just hate that hair!!!!!!!!! She has beautiful red hair, why dye it blonde?? it looks horrible!!

  46. Stephen Hawking

    Okay kids, you can look for a few minutes but go fap before you comment.
    Uncle Stephen’s been a bad scientist and hire Ms. Firecrotch to do some research in his study.
    Let me look at my list…
    1) $14,000 for Lindsay’s bank account
    2) “Pain medication” for her wisdom teeth; funny I don’t recall a dental
    professional ever selling pain medication in little stamp baggies.
    3) 8 packs of Supra Lube Ruff Rider condoms
    4) 6 cartons of Marlboro Lights
    5) 6 pack of Redbull
    6) Keg of Heineken
    Yeah..that about does it for my afternoon romp…er..ah…research project.

  47. soooosuperficial

    20 is the new 40.

  48. herbiefrog

    wow…

    they are really…

    …running out of insults : )))

    rock on babe )) xx

  49. Mr. Nice Guy

    Her Tits look Great!

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