Who ordered the freckle-leavage?

June 7th, 2010 // 63 Comments

You really have to admire the balls on Lindsay to even show up at the MTV Movie Awards. While everyone looks their age and still has aspiring film careers, she’s wandering around with deflating breasts and a SCRAM bracelet. I can’t even imagine the awkward conversations.

LINDSAY: Hey, Kristen, congratu-
KRISTEN STEWART: Rape! Ohmygod. RAAAAPE! *runs away crying*

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Comments (63)

  1. lola | June 7, 2010 at 1:51 am

    what’s wrong with her boobs?

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  2. akarui | June 7, 2010 at 1:51 am

    om nom nom? maybe

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  3. tommy | June 7, 2010 at 1:53 am

    she looks hot!!!!!! soo pretty!!

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  4. Crack | June 7, 2010 at 1:59 am

    Lmao Fish. nice She actually looks pretty hot here though.

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  5. lalala | June 7, 2010 at 2:04 am

    Why is she looking so fugly? And that outfit?? Might have been better as a dress. And that hair?? should have washed it. And that eyeliner?? should have cleaned it. And that face?? ok idk how that face can be fixed.

    And really, what was she doing there. Hahahaha. what a joke.

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  6. icu | June 7, 2010 at 2:05 am

    I’d eat them titties like the Food of the Gods were being served there.

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  7. FUGLE | June 7, 2010 at 2:20 am

    the ol’ howdy doody bozo look …HOT!

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  8. GIRL | June 7, 2010 at 2:23 am

    Whoa whoa shes lookin good, like how she used to Mean Girls era but in a recovering train-wreck sort of way.

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  9. JerkBags McGhee | June 7, 2010 at 2:26 am

    10 pounds of makeup on and she still looks like barf

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  10. Badger Bob | June 7, 2010 at 2:28 am

    Linds looks younger in these pix than I have seen her in a long time. The lower half of her outfit is genuinely horrendous though — she would have got loads more attention showing off her scram anklet than hiding it. Since this is the MTV Movie Awards, not the Oscars, I’m guessing that the guest-list qualifications are approximately, “If you have ever been in front of, or behind, a camera, you are invited!”

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  11. alisa | June 7, 2010 at 2:35 am

    those are the most realistic looking fake boobs ive ever seen. amazing.

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  12. Bree | June 7, 2010 at 2:36 am

    Her breasts look fine to me.

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  13. temp | June 7, 2010 at 2:38 am

    seriously, she looks surprisingly good. well, i mean, the outfit is atrocious, but other than that, she actually looks pretty hot.

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  14. Ellen | June 7, 2010 at 2:50 am

    For a change her hair seems to be halfway decent. Anyrthing wrong with her ?

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  15. xevrgrx | June 7, 2010 at 3:53 am

    I really couldn’t care, I’d still eat her vd ridden hole and paint her insides a nice shade of marble

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  16. Oli | June 7, 2010 at 4:20 am

    I have to agree she is looking much better than she usually does.. I was THE biggest lindsay fan during the mean girl era.. She was one hot girl.. But then she became a mess.. Hopefully this is a sign that she’s on the road to recovery..

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  17. charlene | June 7, 2010 at 4:26 am

    Woah, did she get cheek fillers?

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  18. Ally | June 7, 2010 at 5:07 am

    She looks healthy and glowing – gorgeous

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  19. captain america | June 7, 2010 at 6:24 am

    after bad there is “WORSE”!!

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  20. Eric | June 7, 2010 at 6:38 am

    It was nice of Rue McClanahan to leave her one of her jump suits in her will.

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  21. Lauren | June 7, 2010 at 6:53 am

    The jumpsuit is extremely unflattering. No shape- not even the boobs could save it/add a little sexiness.

    Her head is looking better, but she always seems to have this air of ‘that’s right YOU think I’M hot’ about her. Waaaaaaay to aware of herself all the time. As aware of herself as Kristen Stewart is awkward.

    Anyways.. why was she there? Oh right non-credible ‘award ceremony’. Makes sense.

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  22. Howard Sterns | June 7, 2010 at 6:58 am

    Fuck, that blond hair looks haarrible.

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  24. Randal | June 7, 2010 at 7:28 am

    It’s great to see Lindsay radiate such a youthful and energenic glow after all people have put her through. Her fresh and flowery look captures light with those sparkles on her dress and camera flashes with her playful smiles.

    I’m loving the outfit Lindsay, bang up job beautiful!

    Randal

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  25. Chenush | June 7, 2010 at 7:28 am

    This is the most unflatering thing I’ve ever seen.

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  27. jt | June 7, 2010 at 7:36 am

    deflating boobs? are you high? those are beautiful. and real.

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  28. Eric | June 7, 2010 at 8:05 am

    it’s amazing how someone who is only in her low 20′s can look 40

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  29. JB | June 7, 2010 at 8:39 am

    She is so hot! With problems but still hot!

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  30. Richport's Ghost | June 7, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Looks like a middle-aged mom

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  31. Josemar Castor | June 7, 2010 at 9:22 am

    I like freckles. I find them sexy in a chic. Although she’s ugly and skinny, those freckles look good.

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  32. ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry! | June 7, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Lol@convo.

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  33. Dread not | June 7, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I would fornicate the living excrement out her.

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  34. Jean | June 7, 2010 at 9:32 am

    What a mean thing to write……what kind of butt head would write such a mean article…..grow up. Let’s see your body on here so we can pick it apart…butt head.

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  35. Crusty | June 7, 2010 at 9:58 am

    Amazingly enough, she looks better here than she has in a couple years..

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  36. Emily | June 7, 2010 at 10:11 am

    To the person who asked if she got cheek fillers… she did just have her wisdom teeth removed, I would say that her face is probably just still swollen. Who knows, though.

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  37. pimp | June 7, 2010 at 10:14 am

    i must admit, i would hit…

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  38. Just once | June 7, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I would love to read Randal say something like “Damn Linds, I would love to bend you over and…”

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  39. omg | June 7, 2010 at 10:44 am

    she’s hot!!

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  40. Nick | June 7, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Anyone else think her face looks swollen? Something is off. She looks fatter in the face but her body is still really skinny. Maybe she’s on somekind of steroid…. something to curb the drink. She’s got chimpmunk face.

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  41. Rican | June 7, 2010 at 11:36 am

    She’s storing my semen in those inflated chipmunk cheeks

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  42. BEA | June 7, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    i hate freckle cleavage…the only thing grosser is stretch mark cleavage!

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  43. Sardonic | June 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Hide that ankle bracelet.

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  44. joho777 | June 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Now it’s official.

    Lindsay’s features have completely disappeared.

    The only things visible in the MTV photos are her troweled-on eye makeup and her implants. Otherwise, she has completely disappeared, leaving behind the smell of stale sweat and dirty hair.

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  45. Kayla | June 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    I think she’s attractive.. I just hate that hair!!!!!!!!! She has beautiful red hair, why dye it blonde?? it looks horrible!!

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  46. Stephen Hawking | June 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Okay kids, you can look for a few minutes but go fap before you comment.
    Uncle Stephen’s been a bad scientist and hire Ms. Firecrotch to do some research in his study.
    Let me look at my list…
    1) $14,000 for Lindsay’s bank account
    2) “Pain medication” for her wisdom teeth; funny I don’t recall a dental
    professional ever selling pain medication in little stamp baggies.
    3) 8 packs of Supra Lube Ruff Rider condoms
    4) 6 cartons of Marlboro Lights
    5) 6 pack of Redbull
    6) Keg of Heineken
    Yeah..that about does it for my afternoon romp…er..ah…research project.

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  47. soooosuperficial | June 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    20 is the new 40.

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  48. herbiefrog | June 7, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    wow…

    they are really…

    …running out of insults : )))

    rock on babe )) xx

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  49. Mr. Nice Guy | June 7, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Her Tits look Great!

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