So remember when word got out that Kanye West was sending female fans photos of his penis ala Brett Favre? MediaTakeout.com got a hold of them. I’ve posted one for your viewing pleasure because if there’s one thing this site has been missing, it’s African-American men exposing themselves. I honestly never believed I had the journalistic integrity to breach that wall, but I searched deep inside myself and pulled it out. Which, conveniently, is pretty much the theme here. Anyway, I’m almost positive this doesn’t work the same way on women as it does for dudes, so it really takes a special brand of ego to believe that it does. “Yes, there’s quantifiable evidence that women aren’t visually stimulated like we are, but dammit, I wrote ‘Stronger!’ Lemme be great! *zipppppp*” Of course, that’s coming from a place of pure jealousy because anytime I pull this maneuver, I get kicked out of Starbucks. Probably ’cause I’m white. Bigots, the whole lot of you!
Photos: MediaTakeout.com, Splash News, WENN
Um.
Erica, you know you want it!
Why do I have to slip through so many photos to get to the peen?
PUT THE COCK RIGHT ON TOP!!!!
(well at least there is a cock in here…it is a start)
thats not him probly taken of a gay porn site gotta be shitting me
It’s him.Just compare the tatoo with oter photos.”I send this girl a picture of my HEY”
::cries::
#kanyedong better not become a trending topic.
:|
my face exactly .. people made it seem like it was HUGE w/ the other comments ..
Underwhelming. Way to crop out the tip to make it look bigger, Kanye; you aren’t fooling anyone.
My thoughts exactly.
someone needs to tell him to shave. gross.
someone needs to tell him to shave. gross.
It is alllllll beautiful!!! the whole thing!!!!
That’s right: real men TRIM.
Um, no. Few things in the universe turn me on more than the little trail of hair from the belly button down. He doesn’t have that, but I’m just trying to make a point. I love real men. And real men don’t shave.
100000% agree. disgusting
See, I thought this way until I had a guy who DID shave. Holy fuck. It didn’t last long, but that was one week of not having to choke on stray pubes (and amazing AMAZING sex) I will never forget. Too bad he had ties to the mob… and multiple girlfriends….
real men don’t shave their crotch, that’s feminine, he could trim it down.. but shave? on a man, that’s GROSS…….
Real men shave their balls right? I always liked that if they were shaved I don’t get a mouthful of hair
he needs to take a weed whacker to it first lol.
Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerestinggggg!!!!! who said women dont like to watch??? I love to :D
*sad face* Not impressed and I figured he would have better upkeep or something. A lightening bolt or “Kanye was here” trimmed in the pubes.
LMFAO Taylor swift must be laughing somewhere…
I’m sure she has choked on it before :0
I’m sure you have…
It looks so lazy.
if #kanyejunk becomes a trending topic, I’m giving up on humanity.
Excuse me follks, I’m a Canuck, but is that “Dick” Tracy, the late “Dick” Nixon,
or ther current Andy “Dick”?
“Frenchie” McFarlane
It’s so Veiny!!!!!!
The pink star was enough for me.
he can put it in my pink star anytime.
No thanks, I think I’ll pass. Curiousity will not kill THIS cat.
Seeing ANY picture of KanGAY is too much of KanGAY
Can we get a whip-round going to see if maybe we can collect enough dosh to pay Charlie Sheen to kick his Kanye’s ass back to gay-ville? Who knows, maybe we can convince him to to it just for the hell of it.
Barf. There isn’t enough money in the world to make me look.
You do realize these comments only show up on the NSFW picture, right?
apparently not. hahaha
No they don’t, dipshit. Click “Comments” and you can see everything. Herp derp.
Well excuse me if I didn’t look through all the comment arrangements, these comments don’t show up under the SFW version of the pic. Anyway I was just trying to make a point: if you need to say you didn’t look, then you probably looked. In fact if you need to say you didn’t look then you probably saved the pic, photo shopped your face in next to it, printed it out and taped it up on the ceiling above your bed…
Siiiigh… God damn my morbid curiosity….
0_o that wang is ripped.
thing looks like it is on ‘roids
Probably trying to be as horny as possible for maximum size. That, and not having much fat on your body can do that too.
See too much of Kanye?
Dude, every time I see Kanye, I’ve seen too much of Kanye…
So, Wow, that is very nasty, i didnt know a guy could have so much pubic hair, looks like a worm is coming out of a black hole, good for him i guess,
it looks average-big, looks kinda thick,
I kinda wish i was as big as him, I dont know it depends, What does the ladies here like? Big cock, mine is 5 and a half inches but i Think it’s still too small, anyone care to comment?
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-06-16-0chart.jpg
At least I made it into “Enjoyable.”
Thanks for the link. I like to know this stuff. ;}
5 1/2 inches ? You may as well cut it off and get a sex change.
yup.
Christ, you must hear “is it in yet” alot!
Yeah, but he probably doesn’t start measuring way back at his taint the way you do :)
Why are you guys so mean? I needed a real answer, I dont get it, only dudes answered to this, what about the ladies? is 5 and a half ok? I dont really want to get a sex change, but i guess im going to have to turn gay, and stick to guys, Im straight now, but, if what you guys say is true, im fucked, I don’t think guys are into big dicks, I don’t know, I didn’t know i was so tiny
:’(
I also realized, My ex used to call me Superman, but i recently realized is because i Come faster than a bullet
I am gay, and I AM INTO BIG DICKS ONLY! gotta have eight to reach my prostrate!
actually 5.5 inches is the average size of an erect human penis
Actaully its 5.5 for whit men 6.5 for black men-Check your facts next time
I will answer as a girl because no one else has said a lot. I think that size length is fine for most women. Girth is much more important than length, nobody likes a pencil dick! But if you have decent girth, then most women would be happy. It is actually uncomfortable if it is too big because it can hurt, especially in doggy style. What is more important is are you good at oral? Do you give the women lots of foreplay so that she is ready for intercourse, etc… Do you move the way that she wants you to? What is more important than your size is that you are caring and responsive to your partners needs.
Ummm…Stop lying to him! 5.5 is too small no matter the girth! I don’t need you to tickle the outside, I need to FEEL you! 7.5″ or better, 1.75″ plus girth (around), then we talking! You would royally piss me off! SN: Size matters to gays too, at least the ones I know. Sorry but honestly speaking, buy a penis pump, pull on it, something… :((((
little penises make me cry.
ewww oral on women is gross-been there done that! giving a man head-now that is awesome!
I wonder how much of that i could fit in my mouth, probably just half,
Then you must have a small mouth.
It’s a decent looking cock, too bad it has to be attached to him.
I’d let him shoot his baby batter all over my face! Yum!
kanye west is much more appealing all of a sudden
It’s average.
If people are calling this guy big, or big side of average…Then I guess I have been blessed with the men I’ve been with (and now I have a skewed sense of ‘average’).
yeah, girl. u blessed.
I was expecting it to be really big or really small because he is so egotistical and obnoxious….but it is just normal for a black dude his size
And the pubes are normal but could use a bit of manscaping
Thanks for the kind offer. I’m always grateful when the SW posts full frontal male nudity but I will pass on today’s chocolate special.
Holy Sh*t. That dude has more metal on his person than fucking Iron Man.
And how can he sing through his newly aquired diamond teeth?
What a terrible photographer. Is his dick even hard?
He’s got one of those fake dicks on…you know, the one he bought from lovers lane and usually keeps shoved up his ass.
Certainly not a fan of Kanye, but that’s ok since he likes himself enough for the whole world.
That said, he has a nice looking cock. To all the people saying he’s “small,” he’s flaccid here. That’s a remarkably thick and long flaccid cock.
For the people who are shocked that men have pubic hair, here’s a life lesson: real men have hair. Ken dolls do not. If your man is shaving his bush, he’s trying to make his cock look larger. Kanye doesn’t have to work about that.
tip for you Robert – the ladies like a little bit of male grooming – not shaved, but not the Amazon jungle either – you know, the same way most men like pussies
Bahahaha!!! baby carrots anyone?
not bad. he could trim a little.
Kanye makes enough money to buy a razor.
hahhahhahaahahahahhahaahhh
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Damn my eyes (and curiousity).
Non merci…
A standard vibrator is 6 inches, so don’t worry about it. There’s also girth to consider and women come in different sizes too. Not every woman wants a huge cock. It can be kind of uncomfortable.
Is it snipped at the tip ??
If brett favre were black
Isn’t his tattoo suppose to be on the left arm? This picture has it on the right….
5 1/2 is totally normal/average. The other dudes are all completely lying and probably have micropenises.
He is a closeted homosexual for sure
Can someone please arrange an MMA style cage match between him and I? I’d love to lay a beat down on him
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……….
You sure this guy is Black???
“Taylor, imma gonna let you finish, but first check out my dick…”
Gahahahahah, Mr. Wonka, I love your fudge bars.
they could have easily used a smaller star…