Whitney Port’s ass cheeks

June 9th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. ma

    first!!

  2. John

    Ew how is this sexy?

  3. p911gt10c

    What the fuck is she wearing??

  4. Valerie

    I wonder if the assman likes this?

  5. Tucker Jay

    What..what is happening here?

  6. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WAIT WAIT

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  7. the assman approves. thx for caring valerie

  8. Newdawn

    WTF? Bigfoots ass if better than this shit!!! FIRST!!!!!

  9. Zanna

    Why you gotta diss poptarts, Fish?

  10. Bigfoot

    Thanks. I’ve been working out.

    Bigfoot

  11. Mark

    What the flying fuck is that she is wearing?

    She works in fashion and she wears an outfit barely fit to sleep in? Knowing she will be photographed? So basically we have satin pajama shorts, a cut baggy t-shirt and to top it off, sneakers! Holy hell batman, this woman has lost her mind, somebody find it. You know, if she had great legs or a great ass mayyyyyyybe i’d let the outfit slide, but her body is lanky, shapeless and her ass looks like it’s melting. My god, i am amazed a woman would leave the house like this, yet alone a famous woman. I have now seen it all. No class at all.

  12. Tom K

    Just what I thought like two soggy pancakes.

  13. zorgon: ruler of lizards

    Katy Perry’s breasts > Whitney Port’s ass cheeks

  14. Ive never seen anything like this, how come an older, married, turtle neck sweater sporting Julie Chan can be sexier than both these boards…That outfit is uglier than those lounge chairs Bloomy placed in time square….

    -asscheek a little redeeming quality-
    a little

  15. dante's pique

    you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving out of that ass

  16. dante's pique

    you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving dinner out of that ass

  17. Looks like half risen bread dough.

  18. Suzy

    What the fuck is she wearing?

    Seriously this is disturbing.

    How can she not know she looks like shit?

  19. Fucking gross.

    Fat skinny.

  20. Rasputins Liver

    Um….

    ….so….

    ……..who is she?

    …..

    And…..

    ….why should we care?

    Jus’ askin’.

    .

  21. chef

    “you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving out of that ass”

    Dumplings with dingleberries. Yum.

  22. Allison

    Oh, but she’s made the transition from LA hipster to NY hipster so well…

  23. Erik

    Pretty sure she walks around like this all the time. My friends and I walked behind an ass that looked just like her’s from about 14th street to 11th street on 3rd avenue two Sundays ago

  24. Rasputins Liver

    .

    Hmm…….

    ………………….well………..

    ………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….

    ………AND! ……………

    ……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.

    .

  25. Rasputins Liver

    .

    Hmm…….

    ………………….well………..

    ………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….

    ………AND! ……………

    ……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.

    .

  26. Rasputins Liver

    .

    Hmm…….

    ………………….well………..

    ………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….

    ………AND! ……………

    ……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.

    .

  27. Mr. Jones

    Meeeeeelting!! It’s meeeeeeeeellllting!!

    Oh what a world!

  28. skinny_breaks

    why?

    skinny is not hot…. skinny breaks…. then you need to return them for a stronger model. Please stop posting skinny beatches.

  29. Danklin24

    She definitely looks like she has downs syndrome. Corky’s sister.

  30. Batting for Richport's Ghost

    Just to carry the hatred over from a previous thread I am going to assume that Rich would love to place his cock up her ass?

  31. G-PewNit

    Awful dress sense and mediocre looks. Wouldn’t get a second glance.

    So, who actually watches The Hills..?

  32. Jeezy

    This is not newsworthy.

  33. DocGrrrl

    Really blows the mind that a mediocre girl like that can get the gorgeousness that is Robert Buckley (The fine ass guy who always took his shirt off on lipstick jungle)….

  34. me

    she is completely aware of the fact that her short is way too short……i thought whitney had a little more class

  35. mandy

    AAWW, look everyone, a hooker! She must be new!

  36. NV

    EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

  37. NV

    EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

  38. NV

    EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

  39. Ananana

    her thighs were also attacked by a dinossaur.

  40. Funeral Guy

    This little skank needs to get her sorry self to the gym and do some serious ass and leg work before her bottom half turns into a bag of cottage cheese. And by the way, who in the fuck is this?

  41. Bigo

    Look at those two retards!!

    Fish, I hope you don’t make it a habbit to post ‘news’ of these retards!

  42. Parker

    I always suspected she was one of those anal-only girls now I know for sure. Thank you god. I promise to love, honor, and cherish her for days.

  43. Valerie

    assman: no prob, buddy! My boyfriend is One Of You, too : )

  44. Derek

    Most of you people are insane. She looks good.

    Maybe the outfit isn’t the best choice ever, but she actually looks like *gasp* a REAL PERSON!!! What a concept…

    Not perfect, but still stunning.

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  46. Darth

    Maybe she ran outside and forgot to put her dress on? I had that once too,i ran outside and i forgot to put on my pants and underpants.

  47. Mungbean

    Yeah, so…what the fuck is she wearing?

  48. Mama Pinkus

    not good when you’re in your 20′s and could hold a potato under a buttcheek – do some toning exercises, girl!

  49. I’m sure alot of americans can’t controle themselves now.
    RAPE & MURDER?

  50. friendlyfires

    Christ, did she forget to wipe, oh there goes breakfast

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