Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting.
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ma | June 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm
first!!
John | June 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Ew how is this sexy?
p911gt10c | June 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
What the fuck is she wearing??
Valerie | June 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I wonder if the assman likes this?
Tucker Jay | June 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm
What..what is happening here?
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME? | June 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAIT WAIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
assman | June 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
the assman approves. thx for caring valerie
Newdawn | June 9, 2009 at 12:13 pm
WTF? Bigfoots ass if better than this shit!!! FIRST!!!!!
Zanna | June 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Why you gotta diss poptarts, Fish?
Bigfoot | June 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Thanks. I’ve been working out.
Bigfoot
Mark | June 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm
What the flying fuck is that she is wearing?
She works in fashion and she wears an outfit barely fit to sleep in? Knowing she will be photographed? So basically we have satin pajama shorts, a cut baggy t-shirt and to top it off, sneakers! Holy hell batman, this woman has lost her mind, somebody find it. You know, if she had great legs or a great ass mayyyyyyybe i’d let the outfit slide, but her body is lanky, shapeless and her ass looks like it’s melting. My god, i am amazed a woman would leave the house like this, yet alone a famous woman. I have now seen it all. No class at all.
Tom K | June 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Just what I thought like two soggy pancakes.
zorgon: ruler of lizards | June 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Katy Perry’s breasts > Whitney Port’s ass cheeks
ROUGH daddy for adult only | June 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Ive never seen anything like this, how come an older, married, turtle neck sweater sporting Julie Chan can be sexier than both these boards…That outfit is uglier than those lounge chairs Bloomy placed in time square….
-asscheek a little redeeming quality-
a little
dante's pique | June 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving out of that ass
dante's pique | June 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving dinner out of that ass
Janey | June 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Looks like half risen bread dough.
Suzy | June 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm
What the fuck is she wearing?
Seriously this is disturbing.
How can she not know she looks like shit?
ChunkyMonkey | June 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Fucking gross.
Fat skinny.
Rasputins Liver | June 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Um….
….so….
……..who is she?
…..
And…..
….why should we care?
Jus’ askin’.
.
chef | June 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
“you fucks complain about it all you want, i’d eat thanksgiving out of that ass”
Dumplings with dingleberries. Yum.
Allison | June 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Oh, but she’s made the transition from LA hipster to NY hipster so well…
Erik | June 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Pretty sure she walks around like this all the time. My friends and I walked behind an ass that looked just like her’s from about 14th street to 11th street on 3rd avenue two Sundays ago
Rasputins Liver | June 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
.
Hmm…….
………………….well………..
………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….
………AND! ……………
……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.
.
Rasputins Liver | June 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
.
Hmm…….
………………….well………..
………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….
………AND! ……………
……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.
.
Rasputins Liver | June 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
.
Hmm…….
………………….well………..
………………………………….she’s female and OK lookin’………….
………AND! ……………
……………………………she’s NOT…..Twatney Sperms.
.
Mr. Jones | June 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Meeeeeelting!! It’s meeeeeeeeellllting!!
Oh what a world!
skinny_breaks | June 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
why?
skinny is not hot…. skinny breaks…. then you need to return them for a stronger model. Please stop posting skinny beatches.
Danklin24 | June 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
She definitely looks like she has downs syndrome. Corky’s sister.
Batting for Richport's Ghost | June 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Just to carry the hatred over from a previous thread I am going to assume that Rich would love to place his cock up her ass?
G-PewNit | June 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Awful dress sense and mediocre looks. Wouldn’t get a second glance.
So, who actually watches The Hills..?
Jeezy | June 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
This is not newsworthy.
DocGrrrl | June 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Really blows the mind that a mediocre girl like that can get the gorgeousness that is Robert Buckley (The fine ass guy who always took his shirt off on lipstick jungle)….
me | June 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm
she is completely aware of the fact that her short is way too short……i thought whitney had a little more class
mandy | June 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm
AAWW, look everyone, a hooker! She must be new!
NV | June 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL
NV | June 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL
NV | June 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
EVEN IF HER ASS WASN’T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER “FRIEND” LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL
Ananana | June 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
her thighs were also attacked by a dinossaur.
Funeral Guy | June 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This little skank needs to get her sorry self to the gym and do some serious ass and leg work before her bottom half turns into a bag of cottage cheese. And by the way, who in the fuck is this?
Bigo | June 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Look at those two retards!!
Fish, I hope you don’t make it a habbit to post ‘news’ of these retards!
Parker | June 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I always suspected she was one of those anal-only girls now I know for sure. Thank you god. I promise to love, honor, and cherish her for days.
Valerie | June 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm
assman: no prob, buddy! My boyfriend is One Of You, too : )
Derek | June 9, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Most of you people are insane. She looks good.
Maybe the outfit isn’t the best choice ever, but she actually looks like *gasp* a REAL PERSON!!! What a concept…
Not perfect, but still stunning.
hero hhh | June 9, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Hahaha,,,Look at those two retards!!
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Darth | June 9, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Maybe she ran outside and forgot to put her dress on? I had that once too,i ran outside and i forgot to put on my pants and underpants.
Mungbean | June 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Yeah, so…what the fuck is she wearing?
Mama Pinkus | June 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm
not good when you’re in your 20′s and could hold a potato under a buttcheek – do some toning exercises, girl!
gerard vandenberg | June 10, 2009 at 6:42 am
I’m sure alot of americans can’t controle themselves now.
RAPE & MURDER?
friendlyfires | June 10, 2009 at 10:38 am
Christ, did she forget to wipe, oh there goes breakfast