Whitney Port in a bikini

January 19th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Here’s Whitney Port celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Miami because apparently she thinks all black guys like white women in bikinis. That’s racist.

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Comments (59)

  1. stupidass | January 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    nice rump she has there

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  2. Paul, | January 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    So incredibly average.

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  3. dont get mad, get Rough | January 19, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Looks like an earthquake going in that dumper, likes its caving in…Lilo suffer from the same calamity…But shes not at a state where you would say Whitney is a Port though…

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  4. me | January 19, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    me like that

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  5. HackSaw | January 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  6. L | January 19, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Tragically hips…

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  7. Drundel | January 19, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    She really needs to workout more. Not fat by any means, but not toned either. And that swimsuit is not for her body style.

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  8. wrong | January 19, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    am i the only one who thinks she’s wearing the bikini the wrong way?

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  9. Robert | January 19, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Glad to see she wasnt one of the few hundred morons out at some stupid parade…

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  10. misterfister | January 19, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    This girl is so plain and gross. She’s skinny and has no curves. I would go to the wrist though.

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  11. Mahatma Cain-Jeeves | January 19, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Lovely hips. Lovely girl. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot…

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  12. Heather | January 19, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Shes gross

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  13. havoc | January 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Who the hell’s Whitney Port?

    .

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  14. Jesse Jackson | January 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    Nah, here’s how black guys prefer to celebrate MLK Day:

    “A 19-year-old man was fatally shot in the face and two men were arrested on drug charges after fleeing police in separate incidents that occurred near the route for Monday’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day parade, according to Baltimore police.”

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  15. forest | January 19, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    sure she doesn’t really deserve to be famous for anything – but I would make love to her for 12 hours straight.

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  16. Suzie | January 19, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    omg…she DID put the bathing suit on inside out!! I guess that is her only way of getting attention…so sad

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  17. Mister Mister | January 19, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    I don’t know about all black guys, but this black guy likes a lot more booty than this skinny young’un is offering. BTW, I’m only black in spirit.

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  18. pimp | January 19, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    who is this and why is that flabby ass causing swelling in my groin area?

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  19. Vinnie the Chin. | January 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    MTV finds a way of taking an average person and making them seem hot. If she weren’t on TV, people would barely notice she exists.

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  20. becca | January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    who ?

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  21. Pok | January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Ass looks good in pic #22. In the rest, she looks like the average teenager at the local pool (except for you that live in the South and midwest with all the fatties)

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  22. jlylec | January 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    @Pok – hahahaAHAHAHAH…fatties. it’s true. but newsflash…this country is chock full of them. they’re not just in the south and midwest.

    this broad is very typical and not really that hot. she’s cute and would get it for sure, but…eh.

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  23. Parker | January 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    I would douche her pooper with my weiner any day.

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  24. Jade | January 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    She has a drywall seam for an ass. There is nothing sexy about her, she wears ugly clothes and makes stupid faces when she talks. Don’t even know how she made it on tv except to be Lauren’s ugly coworker.

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  25. Savalas | January 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Thin? Check.
    Bikini? Check.
    Skin? Check.

    So why am I not in the least bit aroused by her? She needs to get some muscle tone. And she has a pretty face when made up.

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  26. Daryl G. | January 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    Anyone who says that her ass looks good has clearly not ever seen a nice ass. This is a “low ass.” It might not be terrible, but it’s definitely not anything close to good.

    You’re all idiots.

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  27. Sport | January 19, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    nothing special, yet doesnt hurt my eyes like Octomom or Lohan.

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  28. alisa | January 19, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    oh shut the fuck up daryl. her butt is cute and round. not every girl can have a huge fuckin bubble butt. you guys are so unrealistic its disgusting. i seriously want guys to start walking around in thongs so i can talk shit on every part of their body. the difference of expectations for a man and woman’s body is pathetic.

    22- typical? no shit she’s typical. she’s just a normal person. once you get on tv you’re supposed to have the body of a goddess?

    this whole thing about staring at someone’s body for 5 minutes picking out the good and bad is just pathetic. i look at someone for 2 seconds and think hey they look good. THE END. get a life

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  29. coljack | January 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    She is a specimen. She’s hot in that “seems too plain to notice, but upon closer inspection – yowza” sort of way. The only thing I don’t like about her is that she gives me a reason NOT to hate The Hills. The only thing worse than a reality show is a fake reality show. Ugh.

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  30. Birdman | January 19, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    SOOWWOO. I WOULD HIT DAT BITCH.

    YMCMB. CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRES. BILLIONAIRS STUNTIN.

    BELIEVE DAT. YMCMB

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  31. Stupid moron publicists | January 19, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Apparently, all publicists in hollywood now subscribe to the pearASS hilton school of how to get publicity. Don’t do good charity work, or do a good job on your current project; strip off your clothes! That’s right, the only way for actresses or female singers to get publicity in hollywood nowadays is to put on a bikini & strut around like a side of meat. Or, “accidently” have your sex tape released (“gee, oops, I don’t know how that happened: pay me”). I feel sorry for women in Hollywood these days; it’s like all publicists are 18 year old boys who want to get their first hardon…

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  32. Richport's Ghost | January 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    How the fuck does a 20-year old develop a “mom ass”?

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  33. Val | January 19, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    She actually looks ok. I dont like the way her bottom fits on that bikini tho…its grossly saggy up front at her crotch. And weirdly not fitting in teh ass section. Makes her look….just. Yah just ew.

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  34. Mr. Lahey | January 19, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    uh who?

    Gross.

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  37. lol@herAss | January 19, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Her ass looks retarded! ROFL!

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  38. I LOVE HEIDI MONTAG SO MUCH | January 19, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Whitney is not really ugly, but very slavic looking and everyone prefers the western european look so yeah. Umm another thing is she is really desperate to find a guy even the supposed boyfriend on “the city” had a skinnier blond gf on the side. It’s like weird, but I think she’s definately going to be with a black guy. Something about her is not appealing to white dudes.

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  39. I LOVE HEIDI MONTAG SO MUCH | January 19, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Whitney is not really ugly, but very slavic looking and everyone prefers the western european look so yeah. Umm another thing is she is really desperate to find a guy even the supposed boyfriend on “the city” had a skinnier blond gf on the side. It’s like weird, but I think she’s definately going to be with a black guy. Something about her is not appealing to white dudes.

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  40. bevo | January 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    Who the hell is Whiteny Port? Because some chick shows up pool side in a bikini, then we have to suffer the consequences? Really?

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  41. Truths | January 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    This is typical of a non- butt implant, breast lift, lip injections lack of bronze toner white woman. But I love my white women…

    Hell I love women!

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  42. Krys | January 19, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    She looks like a normal woman.
    Which she is. Considering she wasn’t trying to be famous.
    The producers from the Hills approached her and offered her $$ to be friends with some vapid attention whores and she said yes.
    She doesn’t look like she works out much. I doubt she cares more than enough to collect her paycheck. She’s the only one of those delusional whores from that show who hasn’t fooled herself into thinking she’s a celebrity.
    Her funny shaped little booty just makes her endearing for that reason.

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  43. memory cards | January 19, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    I just don’t like her body shape. It seems to me like her torso is just too short to match her long lean legs. I guess I prefer that if you have long and lean legs, you have a long and lean torso also.

    This is just my opinion though. There’s nothing wrong with her body and I think she’s gorgeous even if I don’t like her body type much.

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  44. Xxx Tubes | January 19, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

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  46. MeigJ | January 20, 2010 at 1:42 am

    It’s called a reversible bikini, idiots.

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  47. Superbiggerevil | January 20, 2010 at 1:49 am

    Who is this flabby-assed bitch? DE FECK?

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  49. T Woods | January 20, 2010 at 7:04 am

    She has a square butt! WTF? Thats not nice.

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