Whitney Port likes to be watched

Awesome news, America; Whitney Port’s new reality show, The City, premieres tonight, and she invites you all to watch it! For anyone hasn’t heard yet (hey, it’s the holidays; you’re forgiven), The City follows Hills alum Whitney Port as she weaves through New York and makes her mark on the fashion world. Which should be pretty obvious, from the completely flattering dress she’s wearing in the above photo. (You can probably log onto OfficialWhitneyPort.com for all sorts of fashion tips from her, like how to make a really cool hat from a bird’s nest.) If I walk around in a Hefty bag cinched with police crime-scene tape, can I have my own reality series too? I suppose anything could happen. *Sniff*; America–it really is the land of opportunity!

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