Whitney Port likes to be watched

December 27th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Awesome news, America; Whitney Port’s new reality show, The City, premieres tonight, and she invites you all to watch it! For anyone hasn’t heard yet (hey, it’s the holidays; you’re forgiven), The City follows Hills alum Whitney Port as she weaves through New York and makes her mark on the fashion world. Which should be pretty obvious, from the completely flattering dress she’s wearing in the above photo. (You can probably log onto OfficialWhitneyPort.com for all sorts of fashion tips from her, like how to make a really cool hat from a bird’s nest.) If I walk around in a Hefty bag cinched with police crime-scene tape, can I have my own reality series too? I suppose anything could happen. *Sniff*; America–it really is the land of opportunity!


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Comments (12)

  1. Scrodo | December 29, 2008 at 5:52 am

    These ads that try to look like stories are lame and lick balls.

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  2. Alice | December 29, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Im sorry, but I don’t watch TV, especially when Whitey Port is on.

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  3. norton | December 29, 2008 at 10:14 am

    Anyone else see a little down syndrome in this chick?

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  4. Oh man. | December 29, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Cmon dude, at least the kim paid stories are nice to the eyes. This is just too much.

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  5. cmon | December 29, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Cmon dude, at least the kim paid stories are nice to the eyes. This is just too much.

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  6. Mama Pinkus | December 29, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    who is she? she looks retarded

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  7. KK Loves the Urine | December 29, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    She looks like a child who grew too tall for her dresses but keeps wearing them. Of course, compared to that sleazy Kim Kardashian, most of the female population in Hollywood looks good. And appear intelligent. And seem to have talent.

    Come to think of it, KK makes everyone look good. Kind of like the poor performing employee who is always late or absent; makes everyone else look good.

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  8. max | December 29, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    So, she likes to be watched, you say. No problem. I’ll watch her as she sucks my cock.

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  9. gerard Vandenberg | December 30, 2008 at 12:27 am

    That”s why she wears the GOGGLES, folks.
    SHE SIMPLY ISN’T USED TO THAT KIND OF ATTENTION.
    (people don’t see her eyes now from this spying freek)

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  10. Alina | January 2, 2009 at 5:01 am

    Oh, you people are so cruel. What witty remarks we have here.

    Pfffft.

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  11. Alina | January 2, 2009 at 5:02 am

    Oh, you people are so cruel. What witty remarks we have here.

    Pfffft.

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  12. portable media player | May 20, 2010 at 5:53 am

    He is a kid who grew too tall for her dress looks like but is wearing them. Of course, the sleazy Kim Kardashian, Hollywood’s female population than the best feeling. And appear intelligent. Looks and talent.

    Come to think of it, all makes KK look good. Poor performing employee in a way which always late or absent; makes everyone look good.

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