“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn’t as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit — not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view…very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”
And it’s a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I’m so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I’ve got feelings too, you know? Just… Just… leave me alone, meanie.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!