Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I’m showing you right now

January 13th, 2009 // 112 Comments

Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she’s on vacation in South Beach:

“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn’t as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit — not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view…very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”

And it’s a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I’m so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I’ve got feelings too, you know? Just… Just… leave me alone, meanie.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!

Photos: National Photo Group, Flynet
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  1. quark

    who is she?

  2. i m just sayin'

    exactly

  3. Woodie

    NSFW link doesn’t work properly.

  4. somebastardincolorado

    Is it just my machine here at work, or is her nipple shaped like a big pink star?

  5. meee

    you forgot to take the star off the nsfw one.

  6. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Madonna’s penis

  7. dude

    lol pervs

  8. Viepr

    I dont care who she is the Damn pink Star is in the way!!!!!

  9. Fati

    don’t know who she is, but like her tit :)

  10. Darken

    And that’s a minute of my life I’ll never get back.

  11. somebastardincolorado

    Damn…once the pink star is removed you can see how her titty provides near perfect radio reception even in heavy surf…this girl is magic, even if I don’t know or care who she is.

  12. Smee

    Does anyone else see the naked chick in the background of the 2nd pic??? Where is HER apology??!!

  13. somebastardincolorado

    Damn…once the pink star is removed you can see how her titty provides near perfect radio reception even in heavy surf…this girl is magic, even if I don’t know or care who she is.

  14. p0nk

    jesus tap-dancing christ #6, give it a fucking rest already. There’s nothing clever about getting your material from the bathroom walls of an elementary school.

  15. UnderRooJerry

    In pic#3, the girl on the left looks like she’s drinking a cup of jizz then trying to feel if she’s pregnant yet…must be a lezbomb.

  16. Mia

    I have no idea who this chick is but I wish more men would wear swim shorts like her boyfriend because they actually show more leg. I can even see his knee caps.

  17. Media Smut Enforcers

    Pic #2 needs a pink star

  18. Trick

    Her friend in the “PINK” shirt needs to see a dentist, quick. She will need that nice body to keep the attention away from her teeth!

  19. devilsrain

    That dude is built like adrien grenier. I feel like i want to kick sand in his face and then jizz on hers. Wtf is she wearing in the water anyway. Is that for the show or is it a radio. And if its a radio is music that fucking important?

  20. Puddin' Taine

    Nice tits

  21. c45

    why she apologizing? is it a bad thing to show nipple?

  22. ManiacFive

    Damn. what is the world coming to, hot woman (who i’ve never heard of but still) apologises for her perky, skyward pointing nipples hitting the interwebs… I’ve never heard any apologies from britney and her Antartica pointing nipples.

  23. Stiles

    If she thinks an ‘accidental nipple slip’ will make people care who she is, news to her: she’ll need more than that. Like an ‘accidentally released home video of her banged by 3 midgets while a donkey pees on her’.

  24. ManiacFive

    Oh, and sorry for the double posting but if nipple offends. Go on a beach holiday in Europe instead. We’re offended if you DONT show nip

  25. Danklin24

    Hold on, this girl apologizes for displaying a nipple accidentally but what about displaying her horseface? Jesus, if you’re going to apologize for something, prioritize your apologies.

  26. Sheva

    Was flipping the dial and she is apparently some new import to NYC for a counter to the Hills dopes.

    She didn’t even look that good when I was channel flipping but she looks much better closer to naked.

    This douchebag is some Brit hipster dude trying to score his 15 minutes.
    Adrian Grenier should beat his ass on a random NY street just for Queen’s sake.

    Queens rules. Not Brooklyn, nor Manhattan.
    Home of the 2009 World Champion (to be) Petz

  27. Ananana

    wtf is that? an external water-proof pacemaker? lol

  28. tromba

    She was practically naked – what’s the big deal about that particular square inch or so of her body? It’s been almost 400 years since the Puritans invaded North America and demontrated what pricks they were, yet we are still so goddamned puritanital.

  29. VtFarmboy

    Who is she and why do we care? Nice looking girl the only reason she needed to apoligize was to let her fans know to look for the pics. Once again a self important attention slut ala Britney Spears making news. Why do people even care? We dont even know who this babe is.

  30. Vince Lombardi

    @28 – damn, you stole my line. that’s exactly what i thought: “are you supposed to wear your pacemaker into the water?”

  31. Kathy

    Is it just me, or does she have electrodes attached to her boob? At first I thought the case attached to her bathing suit was an iPod holder, but you can see the surgical tape and electrode on her skin.

  32. Man, I can’t wait to see this nipple. I’m so amped about this nipple. What I love about nipples is that if you’ve seen one, you haven’t seen them all.

    [/sarcasm]

  33. dave

    Cute tit but pretty worthless pic, really.

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  39. snake

    I was noticing the same thing as Kathy. That thing on her side has a wire lead that appears to be attached to her chest. Could it be a Holter heart monitor ?

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  45. bootlips

    She’s beautiful. Great body and great hair. I feel bad for the simian negro women. They look like apes wearing wigs.

  46. Forgiving Person

    I accept this unfamous noncelebrity’s apology.

  47. Lio

    thats it? big deal. nice size though.

  48. bruce

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  49. Boah

    This is the girl from the hills you dumb fucks

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