Whitney Port has something City to say
Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that’s perched on her head, she’ll probably fight crime. At least that’s what I would do. You can bet I’d strike fear into the hearts of New York’s hardened criminals, too, in my Rainbow Brite underoos as I patrolled the streets with my Plunger of Justice. Whitney probably has something similarly cool up her sleeve. At any rate, she promises that people will get to see “the real me.” *Sniff*; someday people will see the real me, too. If they know what’s good for them.