I’ve always said that there’s nothing sexier than Whitney Houston looking like a crazy old woman who kidnaps children and eats them in the woods. Because there isn’t.
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Im sure this is Martin Lawrence researching a new role to dress up as a fat old black woman… or Bobby in drag… well they do live together.
Holy jesus.
no wait, that’s not jesus…
Count Crackula
“…..and IIIIIIIII will always….love you…..”
I believe it
that isn’t even funny. it’s just sad…
that’s how britney is gonna look if she stays with “k-fed” but it’s getting that way as we speak…
what is it with these ladies picking stupid, stupid men… scratch that… things!
the claw! the claw!!!!
oh my god! that should be the PETA’s new add campaign!! no words necessary!
Onlookers are quoted as saying: “Bride of Sasquatch, we beseech thee to spare our humble fishing village.”
O. M. G. That is scary. Definitely should be in the next Just Say No campaign.
It’s payback time. Her ass is mine now.
definitely scary. I work in a pharmacy where she picks up her prescriptions (aka crazy pills) & it’s worse in person. Makes me wanna quit my job.
i can just read her mind now…”Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?”
in the words of Tyrone Biggums:
…and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a (bleep) for crack.
Honey – there are homeless women downtown that look WAY BETTER than she does…
damn. chewbacca.
She looks like that cartoon character Arthur.
It’s funny you should mention that b/c once Whitney Houston babysat for me, and when I came home she said that my kids had run away. She was belching a lot and her breath reeked of dirty diapers. And I’m virtually certain that the coat she’s wearing is made from their tiny little fragile scalps. What a barbarian!
I just threw up in my mouth.
a little powder
a little paint
make you look like
what you ain’t
RUN AWAY!
“Who, me? Aw, babies, don’t hate because I’m a past-her-prime diva who has nothing better to do except pop oxycontin, drink scotch, and scream at my husband. He dumb. And he crrrrrazy. Sometimes he come home late at night and hop into my bed and scream (between guzzles of Grey Goose vodka) ‘Who this skanky ho in my bed? Where is the beautiful wife i married 7 years ago’ and then I roll over and smoke a joint and let him go at it. Yeeeeeah. That’s So Emotional, Baby.”
Whitney should be added to the dead pool right about now…….her expiration date MUST be coming shortly.
looks like she feel out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Aw hell to the naw…Crack is wack!
I don’t know what you guys are talking about, thats the best Billie Holiday has looked since before she died of thta overdose.
“I’m not saying she’s a crackhead, I’m just saying she’s a little bit crack-ish.”
Crack really does kill…
They say “You Are What You Wear.”
Well in this case, I guess that means that she is a raccoon with rabies that got caught under a Hummer’s tires and then ended up on Kirstie Alley’s plate.
You know that jacket just added the right touch of class to her look, although I will say that sloppy wig does add a bit of pizzazz…
that’s so repulsive my g-hole just instantaeously and automatically shut itself like a purse-string had been pulled
my husband’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Whitney scared my privates into seclusion
Well you can say one thing good about Whitney, she has obviously never had any plastic surgery!
Will she be hosting Crack Whore View on Howard 100 tonight?
fukaduk, it is my professional opinion as a person who pretends hes a doctor that she is not alive.
Come on guys. She’s “just” gettin’ old. You know, like her music did ten years ago.
*lol @ count crackula btw*
I’ve always wondered what Chewbacca’s mother looked like
AND IIIIEIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE CRAAAAAAEEEAAAAEEAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!
What is sad is that she thinks she looks good.
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – Rick James
I need to know, just wondering: is it possible for a wig to come with a built in receding hairline?
Gawd! She looks like the Salt Vampire from the original Star Trek series.
She STILL looks too good for that funky loser Bobbi Brown.
Honestly, Whitney’s never been naturally beautiful. Pile on heavy makeup and wigs and she’ll look gorgeous again.
I feel for her daughter, that child has the worse luck, both parents are sad & pathetic. Why are these type of people allowed to procreate? It hurts society in the long run.
Active addiction is a monster. I wish I could meet with Whitney face to face and give her my experience, strength and hope out of active addiction.
I hope that she is able to put aside all of the shame, guilt and remorse of active addiction and not pay attention to the tabloids so that she can save her life. Active addiction kills.
There is hope, there is a way out.
Sometimes he comes home late at night and hip in my bed and mourn (swallows between Grey Goose vodka): "Who is skanky ho in my bed?" Where is the beautiful woman who married for seven years and then turn around and smoke a joint and let it go.
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