Whitney Houston has some issues

March 29th, 2006 // 157 Comments

whitney_houston_issues.jpgWhitney Houston’s sister-in-law Tina Brown says the singer has become a half-toothless crack addict who hangs out in dangerous drug dens and sees “demons” in fits of dope-induced paranoia. Among other things, Tina claims that: Whitney hallucinates and sees “demons” when she’s high * She bites and beats herself black-and-blue but blames the “Devil” for the injuries * Whitney smoked crack on the way to drug rehab meetings * Whitney loses her $6,000 set of false teeth when she’s high and once appeared toothless, scaring the kids at her niece’s school * Whitney smokes as much as an “eight-ball” (1/8 of an ounce) of crack at a time, mixing it with marijuana encased in a cigar wrapper * A drug dealer called Bobby Brown and ordered him to remove the paranoid and out-of-control Whitney from his crack house, saying “come get your wife. I’m sick of this bitch.”

Getting kicked out of a crack house probably isn’t a good sign. Neither is looking like the world’s homeliest raccoon. This girl needs some help. Help from a good friend. A good friend named crack.

UPDATE: The National Enquirer has some photos of Whitney Houston’s totally awesome drug dens and they’re as wonderfully charming as you thought they were.

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  1. Jacq

    Get her in rehab or get her to go away. I’d rather hear about Katie’s Big Fight with Tom Over the Baby!!! Blech. Ange needs to have that baby SOON.

  2. Somebody on the other site said this comment. Cracked me up.

    “Somebody needs to switch her to crystal meth… she’ll have that mess cleaned up in under two hours.”

    LOL!!!

  3. Jewbacca

    The spoon with cocaine residue actually is a good sign. She probably starts out with cocaine and gets drunk then wants something a little harder and decides to cook a little rock up in the spoon. At least she is trying to keep it to the powder side and not the hard.

  4. krisdylee

    I have to admit, this has really bothered me… She was not my favorite singer, but she had it all, and she fucked her life up so bad. Superficial fans, I, ahem, I.. feel for her.. I do. I am really fucking sad about this… Please… someone help me… these feelings… I can’t make them stop…

  5. msfroggrl73

    She needs to use less ammonia and more baking soda……

  6. bjpack

    #104, try crack.

  7. Julie_Smashing_baby

    #104 I feel the same way,but not only because it’s her.I would feel the same way for anyone else…It’s just sad.The thing is that for her to stop doing this,she would need to totally change her backgrounds(which is not always an easy task to accomplish…).

  8. Julie_Smashing_baby

    #106 Stop saying nonsense.Are you evil or stupid??

  9. Julie_Smashing_baby

    #106 Stop saying nonsense.Are you evil or stupid??

  10. Julie_Smashing_baby

    #106 Stop saying nonsense.Are you evil or stupid??

  11. Julie_Smashing_baby

    #106 Stop saying nonsense.Are you evil or stupid??

  12. Badgering_the_Witless

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuum, poor old Whitney….from Diva to disaster…well deserved after marrying that azz clown and fat boy Bobby Brown…..even her kid is way overweight and way too greedy.

  13. LOOKWHATICANDO

    This is totally sad, She is just completely lost. How could someone who had such talent, and beauty, end up like this. just horrible

  14. LOOKWHATICANDO

    This is totally sad, She is just completely lost. How could someone who had such talent, and beauty, end up like this. just horrible

  15. LOOKWHATICANDO

    This is totally sad, She is just completely lost. How could someone who had such talent, and beauty, end up like this. just horrible

  16. bjpack

    #108-111, I killed an old lady earlier today who made fun of me for not being able to spell “mom” so you tell me.

  17. LOOKWHATICANDO

    She looks God awlful, How could she throw her life away like thiat. She will be broke soon, and dead shortly after that. just horrible

  18. LOOKWHATICANDO

    She looks God awlful, How could she throw her life away like thiat. She will be broke soon, and dead shortly after that. just horrible

  19. Evangelia

    damn. why does everyone have tourette’s today? uncontrollably shaking hands are sign of crack addiction!

  20. Evangelia

    why the fuck does everyone have tourette’s today?
    oh, i forgot. uncontrollably shaking hands are a symptom of crack abuse.

  21. It’s a good thing she’s rich, because I doubt any drug dealer would give her a few rocks for a blow-job. Whew! Good for you Whitney! You made enough money to flush your life down the toilette even AFTER you’re too ugly to whore yourself. It’s that kind of planning that will help Tara Reid in the future. Save girls, Save Save Save. Oh, and #108-111. You sound kinda tense, try some crack.

  22. krisdylee

    bjpack, you made my fuckin’ day. Well done.

  23. imabeeatch

    “…using sex toys to satisfy herself…”

    Hmmm. Where is Bobby? Makes me wonder if the old saying about black men is just a bunch of hype.

  24. xmarcelax

    GIVE US TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES FIGHT OVER BABY!

  25. xmarcelax

    GIVE US TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES FIGHT OVER BABY!

  26. xmarcelax

    GIVE US TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES FIGHT OVER BABY!

  27. Jacq

    #102 I laughed out loud. That was really silly, I would never have NOT taken credit for making that up. Good, nonetheless.

    #76 – MeganHarris, I must say I am not shocked at your boyfriend revelation. I knew he was too good to be true. Look, that’s what he does to a bathroom… sonofabitch!
    LOLOLOLOL

  28. Jacq

    How did no one post this – or remember it?
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/week_2006_01_15.html

  29. QOTD

    The demon’s she is seeing is probably her scary face in the mirror when she’s cracked out. Boy do I feel sorry for Bobby & their dtr.

  30. QOTD

    Papa, U sure are the king… You are hilarious! Keep up the good work. LMFAO!

  31. JacksonWallace

    I just watched the Bodyguard last night. Not the most believable movie ever, but really showcased the huge talent of Whitney even back in 1992. Somebody on the movie review website said that Costner was too ugly for her. They must’ve been scraping her pipe. I have a friend who has fallen into the crack spiral and now do you get people out when they turn into these annoyed paranoid children who blame the world for their problems. Weed is not a whole lot different, just far less destructive to your looks. Anyway, whitney was a star in 92, watching her mouth control, if you know anything about singing, was astounding. The purity of her tone was incredible. She wasnt any Maria Carey dog whistler, or Celine Dion shieker, she was the real thing, not just an R&B singer, but an amazing vocalist for any style. You know by now she knos she’s lost her talent and she cant face life anymore. i guess she wasnt that smar if she married BB in the first place. I cant believe her managment and record co and family allowed it, and I cant believe they let her addiction get this bad. Someone was not watching out for her enough, and I’m talking 5-10 years back, not now.

    Now shes just another zombie in PE’s NIght of the LIving Baseheads.
    Weird. She seemed not only talented, but friendly, loveable, and savvy and proud. Amazing that black people are still falling to this drug after all the destruction it has caused. Why?

  32. rodda

    to #17 ms crackalackin whitney was a druggie before she ever hooked up with bobby brown. and just why is she having such a problem keeping up with her $6000 teeth?

  33. She has a daughter, I wonder if Child services will go in and put that kid in Foster care. I can just see it now. Her foster Parents yelling at her. “Shut yer yap! I don’t care if you’ve been to Paris, you ain’t getting dinner until that floor is SPARKLING!”

  34. LOOKWHATICANDO

    JacksonWallace

    You racist Creep, White people use harmful drugs as well, When will you learn. Kate Moss, that freak boy friend of hers. I could name 100′s more. Sorry ass creep.

  35. Bobby needs to get rid of this cockroach!

  36. imabeeatch

    That bitch’s twat is like a shotgun – five cocks and shes loaded.

  37. Conductor71

    aaaah its so sweet, she’s just Bobbys little nose candy girl

  38. Conductor71

    #131 “Amazing that black people are still falling to this drug after all the destruction it has caused. Why?”

    er…did you REALLY post that or am I just imagining it????

  39. krisdylee

    #131, yeah, that’s right, only black people do crack. Those baaaad black people… Keep on preaching those words at your next KKK meetings. Most of the addicts I’ve seen are sorry ass white folk…

    BTW, weed is soooo NOT like crack. It isn’t highly addictive, and after I smoke a joint, I generally don’t rob my neighbor for my next hit, or see demons in the mirror and I still have all my teeth.

  40. sid

    14: “The children are our future.”
    18: Priceless
    98: “Where’s the maid?”

    Hilarious posts, guys. I was gonna start off by saying how much this news satisifies me, as I always found Whitney to be full of herself in interviews, and one of the celebs who was FILTHY rich, yet always acted so religious.

    Now, however, I’d feel a little guilty saying this satisified me. Sure, I hate all these overpaid egomaniacs, and I’d love to push Paris Hilton down a flight of stairs, but the heartfelt posts here have gotten to me. I’d like Whitney to lose most of her money, or be caught on video barfing in an alley, but this does seem a little too cruel for anyone.

  41. Bean

    Oh hell to the STDs!!

    If she is hanging out in crack dens for weeks at a time, I’m sure that several types of “cracks” are being utilized. EWW!

    I SOOO can’t wait for season 2! It’s coming! My friend witnessed Bobby freaking out in a comedy club…and they caught the whole thing on camera! Sweet.

  42. sid

    Bobby freaking out in a comedy club on camera?

    Well…it’s not Whitney barfing in an alley on video, but we’re getting closer.

    Dare to dream, America!

  43. krisdylee

    gee, too bad she’s not a heroin junkie, and shits her drawers whenever she feels like… now that’s good tv.

  44. MizScarlett

    Seriously, I thought Moms Mabley was dead..?

    Bobby’s newest single: “Papa’s Got A Brand New Hag.”

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    #131, I know more white people that have or currently do smoke crack than black people who would even think about touching it. Kind of like how you’re more likely to be killed or raped by a white man than a black man, despite what all the TV and movies might tell you. That’s right, the TV doesn’t always tell the truth. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go pick up some watermelon, spinning rims, fried chicken and a carton of Newports. What? I’m just getting groceries for my grandma…

  46. MsBiz

    Is there anybody there with something called SYMPATHY? The issue here is not the colour of our skin or our appreciations towards the latest cheapest and trashy gossip. The thing here is DRUGS and their effects, isn’t it? (We think this will never attack us or our beloved… Well, it does. ALL THE TIME) Read the following and get informed!
    “DIOGENES

  47. Elena

    Whitney Huston
    is a very week spirit woman,that sees more than there is in the man she married. She is now certanly confused about evrything in her life, and fun is not as it used to be anymore because from the very biggining of this “show business” game she refused to see reality as it really is!she belived the game was for ever and time would stay still keepping her a diva that never quit playing, having fun remaining young forever!…she’s lost and depressed now!!!and what’s really sad is that she doesn’t want to see, and accept life for what is is in this days with joy and serenity.
    Her fight with herself will bring her to death very soon, and she knows it !infact I think she wants to die! we all know what is happening to her and I would like if someone with more power then us could arrest her and put her in the hospital before its too late thank you!

  48. Elena

    HOWCOME A SMART WOMAN LIKE WHITNEY HAD TO GO CREAZY OVER A LOSER LIKE BOBBY BROWN?
    HOW CAN SHE BE SO JELOUSE OF A LOSER, A MAN THAT CHOICE IS TO STAY LOSER?!!!
    EVIDENTUALLY WHITNEY HUSTON DOESN’T HAVE ANY SELF-ESTEEM OR CONFIDENCE IN HER OWN SELF.BOBBY (PLAYED HIS GAME …)AND NOW SHE IS A LOSER WHITH HIM WHILE HE IS IN TOUR!WOW!!!HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO GET UP !AND THE LOYAL BOBBY NOW IS THINKING OF HIS SWEET WIFE, GREATE WHAT A WONDERFUL PAIR ONE SMARTER THAN THE OTHER!CONGRATULATIONS WHITNEY.GOOD JOB

  49. Elena

    ON WHITNEY HUSTON

    HOWCOME A SMART WOMAN LIKE WHITNEY HAD TO GO CREAZY OVER A LOSER LIKE BOBBY BROWN?
    HOW CAN SHE BE SO JELOUSE OF A LOSER, A MAN THAT CHOICE IS TO STAY LOSER?!!!
    EVIDENTUALLY WHITNEY HUSTON DOESN’T HAVE ANY SELF-ESTEEM OR CONFIDENCE IN HER OWN SELF.BOBBY (PLAYED HIS GAME …)AND NOW SHE IS A LOSER WHITH HIM WHILE HE IS IN TOUR ! WOW !!! HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO GET UP ! AND THE LOYAL BOBBY NOW IS THINKING OF HIS SWEET WIFE, GREATE WHAT A WONDERFUL PAIR. ONE SMARTER THAN THE OTHER ! I

  50. LaydeeBug

    Holy Shit! That’s MY bathroom…..!

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