Whitney Houston has some issues

Superficial | March 29, 2006 - 9:00 am

whitney_houston_issues.jpgWhitney Houston’s sister-in-law Tina Brown says the singer has become a half-toothless crack addict who hangs out in dangerous drug dens and sees “demons” in fits of dope-induced paranoia. Among other things, Tina claims that: Whitney hallucinates and sees “demons” when she’s high * She bites and beats herself black-and-blue but blames the “Devil” for the injuries * Whitney smoked crack on the way to drug rehab meetings * Whitney loses her $6,000 set of false teeth when she’s high and once appeared toothless, scaring the kids at her niece’s school * Whitney smokes as much as an “eight-ball” (1/8 of an ounce) of crack at a time, mixing it with marijuana encased in a cigar wrapper * A drug dealer called Bobby Brown and ordered him to remove the paranoid and out-of-control Whitney from his crack house, saying “come get your wife. I’m sick of this bitch.”

Getting kicked out of a crack house probably isn’t a good sign. Neither is looking like the world’s homeliest raccoon. This girl needs some help. Help from a good friend. A good friend named crack.

UPDATE: The National Enquirer has some photos of Whitney Houston’s totally awesome drug dens and they’re as wonderfully charming as you thought they were.