A rep for Whitney Houston has confirmed that she filed for divorce from Bobby Brown last Friday. I’d congratulate her on the smart move, but the decision took her 14 years longer than it should have. Taking your hand out of a toaster is smart. Waiting three days to do it not so much. Although considering this I guess we should just be thankful she doesn’t spend her nights crawling down the street offering to sell her house for crack money.
NOTE: If ever in your life you wake up and see this in the mirror, it might be time to make some changes.
So what’s going on here? Brown’s mouthpiece says it’s a separation, but Houston’s spokes-jew says that it’s a divorce.
Meanwhile, this will change … what exactly? … for Whitney Houston? She’s ratcheted so tightly on the pipe that it’ll take a fifty pound monkey wrench to unfasten her. Apparently, once upon a time someone fooled Whitney into thinking that a crack pipe was a vagina, and it’s all been downhill from there.
Well everyone out there in a really CRAPPY marriage, we finally have a cure all for those of you that don’t have the balls to go through with the divorce. Get on your own reality show and you too can join the masses that end up in divorce.. “Whitney & Bobby”, “Jess & Nick”, “Travis & Shanna”. Maybe Carmen is next?
I’m convinced that Whitney Houston looks like and IS, a Wookie.
remind me…
is she worth saving?
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! No way you could have seen this coming. For 14 years.
well, good for her…i guess….i expect them to be back together by the end of the week