Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown separate


A rep for Whitney Houston has confirmed that she filed for divorce from Bobby Brown last Friday. I’d congratulate her on the smart move, but the decision took her 14 years longer than it should have. Taking your hand out of a toaster is smart. Waiting three days to do it not so much. Although considering this I guess we should just be thankful she doesn’t spend her nights crawling down the street offering to sell her house for crack money.

NOTE: If ever in your life you wake up and see this in the mirror, it might be time to make some changes.