A rep for Whitney Houston has confirmed that she filed for divorce from Bobby Brown last Friday. I’d congratulate her on the smart move, but the decision took her 14 years longer than it should have. Taking your hand out of a toaster is smart. Waiting three days to do it not so much. Although considering this I guess we should just be thankful she doesn’t spend her nights crawling down the street offering to sell her house for crack money.
NOTE: If ever in your life you wake up and see this in the mirror, it might be time to make some changes.
crazy!
IT’S ABOUT TIME! Maybe we’ll see Whitney return to her true diva days once off the junk. Britney will have to take notice of how it’s done.
i was first!
Sweet… now Osama has his chance!
If eternal love like this is shattered, what hope lies for us common folk?
I am stunned it lasted this long. Their marriage was like a broken clock that kept travelling west…it was right more than twice a day.
Another storybook romance over….
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Some people just should not be allowed to make scandalous amounts of money, then be turned loose to spend it on whatever they choose–which, in this case, was a ‘high’ that ruined more than one life.
Whitney woman, get your shit together hon, you used to be wonderful.
Who’s going to dig the dootie bubbles out of her butt?
14 years – shit that’s for ever in hollywood!
I agree this was well overdue.
whitney, one of the biggest falls from grace of all time… :-/
Can I get an Amen from the bobble-heads?
she will have something to sing about. of course, that means more whitney houston music. that can’t be good.
well about motha effin time!
drugs are funny and fun!
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it’s about time…
Hmm. This is perplexing. I really don’t know who to side with. This is like a war between France and Germany. Both sides deserve to lose.
I’m going to go with Bobby as my winner. At least he still looks sort of human.
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Now america’s favorite friend has a shooting chance at Whitney…
http://www.exposay.com/new-book-talks-about-osama-bin-ladens-reported-obsession-with-whitney-houston/v/3797/
Lifetime movie to follow: Whitney & Bobby feign break-up so Whitney can go under cover for the CIA in her desperate bid to be the next greatest American hero by single handedly luring Osama out of hiding….or not. Crack is Whack!!
@ #8…when the Host is bankrupt-the parasite must find NEW DIGS!!
I wonder if Osama had anything to do with this.
Whitney…
It’s too late, honey. Your life and career have been forever ruined, by coming out as the gutter rat,project bitch that you were in the get go.
You and Bobby should have never been allowed to meet, let alone breed.
I feel sorry for your damaged daughter.
isn
Damn did Bobby stop beating her ? I guess she thought he was getting soft with old age , good for you girl.
the question is why did they get married?
and, that answered, why are they getting divorced?
i need an expert’s insight. like lisa marie presley’s, for example.
her daughter is chubzilla
her chub is daughterzilla
her zilla is chubdaughter
@ #19 – couldn’t have said it better.
Echoing everyone’s sentiment…it’s about time!
Hopefully she gets clean.
…yeah right.
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I smell a custody battle over crack pipes!
OMG .. I hope he didn’t cheat on her, the poor thing..
@30 hilarious. It about time. I can’t help hoping she makes a huge comback and a gracefull exit after the dust has settled. She is timeless.
“Crack is whack…and so is Bobby.” –Whitney Houston
When reality shows fail, couples breakup. A sad testimony to the age we live in. Rising fuel costs due to constant strife in the Middle East have subsequently raised the price of your average kilo, as jet fuel prices skyrocket and drug mules demand higher fees, thereby leaving her ever dwindling wealth able to support only one addict at a time. Oh the days we could all get high on the cheap! I for one now threaten anyone who comes next to my weed. Excuse me as I wipe my eyes and reminisce…
#16 – Excellent observation. I’d always side against France.
TCLTC
I see RichPort is here in full voice. Now all we need is jrzmommy and we can start the two step.
She might as well just stay with him …what value does she have now? trash belongs with trash… ever since she got with Bobby, she lost all class, respect and looks….and now she wants to leave? lol
Step 1 – dump the loser.
Step 2 – Detox….Rehab… whatever it takes to get clean.
Step 3 – Hook up with Anna Nicole and get yourself on Trimspa. You look like hell girl!
no more crack is whack? aw man. I was waiting for her to go completely Margot Kidder for us.
In related news, a team of lawyers and accountants has been retained to determine how the community crack will be divided.
A higher-than-Paris-Hilton-after-working-all-day-on-an-empty-stomach Whitney commented, “Kiss mah ASS!!”
Hopefully the family dog or the maid will get custody of their daughter.
Is she still alive? She’s not on drugs, she’s just full of embalming fluid.
I DON’T BUY IT! Not one bit of it. They’ve done this a million times…
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Aw, hell to the no!!
whitney called with a comment for the superficial…
“KISS MY AAAAASS!!!”
Talk about shutting the barn door after the horse is out.
Whitney, would have been nice if you’d dumped the guy before you became a crackhead and he blew most of your money, but better late than never. Now take a page out of Christey Brinkley’s book. Looking good and handling yourself well is the best revenge. Get off the drugs, take some time and release a kick ass CD because you know Bobby will be singing at Bar Mitzva’s to pay the rent.
I disagree with all of you..I think Whitney was the crazy one in this relationship. I did a complete turn about once I saw how fucked up she was on the tv show. I think Bobby has been the patient one and he was committed to her even though she was spiraling out of control…I mean, he even wiped her ass at her command..What a great guy.
He wiped her ass? Is he dating anyone yet?
There are some couples that seem to bring out the worst in one another. They seemed to be the perfect example of this. Perhaps they will make some positive changes for themselves because I just want to dance with somebody.
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She has filed for Separation, NOT divorce yet, but most likely will go later file for divorce. And they were married 12, not 14 years.
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