A rep for Whitney Houston has confirmed that she filed for divorce from Bobby Brown last Friday. I’d congratulate her on the smart move, but the decision took her 14 years longer than it should have. Taking your hand out of a toaster is smart. Waiting three days to do it not so much. Although considering this I guess we should just be thankful she doesn’t spend her nights crawling down the street offering to sell her house for crack money.
NOTE: If ever in your life you wake up and see this in the mirror, it might be time to make some changes.
ot | September 13, 2006 at 3:15 pm
crazy!
Giggles | September 13, 2006 at 3:15 pm
IT’S ABOUT TIME! Maybe we’ll see Whitney return to her true diva days once off the junk. Britney will have to take notice of how it’s done.
ot | September 13, 2006 at 3:17 pm
i was first!
RTH | September 13, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Sweet… now Osama has his chance!
nwork | September 13, 2006 at 3:30 pm
If eternal love like this is shattered, what hope lies for us common folk?
I am stunned it lasted this long. Their marriage was like a broken clock that kept travelling west…it was right more than twice a day.
CelebSlam.com | September 13, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Another storybook romance over….
http://www.celebslam.com
InstantAsshat-AddFame | September 13, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Some people just should not be allowed to make scandalous amounts of money, then be turned loose to spend it on whatever they choose–which, in this case, was a ‘high’ that ruined more than one life.
Whitney woman, get your shit together hon, you used to be wonderful.
Foxbase Alpha | September 13, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Who’s going to dig the dootie bubbles out of her butt?
LilRach | September 13, 2006 at 3:46 pm
14 years – shit that’s for ever in hollywood!
I agree this was well overdue.
abatardi | September 13, 2006 at 3:49 pm
whitney, one of the biggest falls from grace of all time… :-/
ImSuicidal | September 13, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Can I get an Amen from the bobble-heads?
saradevil | September 13, 2006 at 3:55 pm
she will have something to sing about. of course, that means more whitney houston music. that can’t be good.
suzy | September 13, 2006 at 4:02 pm
well about motha effin time!
Adult Underoos | September 13, 2006 at 4:12 pm
drugs are funny and fun!
http://www.funderpants.com
cooler than you | September 13, 2006 at 4:27 pm
it’s about time…
Reid | September 13, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Hmm. This is perplexing. I really don’t know who to side with. This is like a war between France and Germany. Both sides deserve to lose.
I’m going to go with Bobby as my winner. At least he still looks sort of human.
http:www.reidaboutit.com
nc72 | September 13, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Now america’s favorite friend has a shooting chance at Whitney…
http://www.exposay.com/new-book-talks-about-osama-bin-ladens-reported-obsession-with-whitney-houston/v/3797/
ellaminnowpea | September 13, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Lifetime movie to follow: Whitney & Bobby feign break-up so Whitney can go under cover for the CIA in her desperate bid to be the next greatest American hero by single handedly luring Osama out of hiding….or not. Crack is Whack!!
ellaminnowpea | September 13, 2006 at 5:11 pm
@ #8…when the Host is bankrupt-the parasite must find NEW DIGS!!
diamondprynzez | September 13, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I wonder if Osama had anything to do with this.
dovescry1999 | September 13, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Whitney…
It’s too late, honey. Your life and career have been forever ruined, by coming out as the gutter rat,project bitch that you were in the get go.
You and Bobby should have never been allowed to meet, let alone breed.
I feel sorry for your damaged daughter.
anyone | September 13, 2006 at 6:06 pm
isn
Team OJ | September 13, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Damn did Bobby stop beating her ? I guess she thought he was getting soft with old age , good for you girl.
checkyourshorts | September 13, 2006 at 6:49 pm
the question is why did they get married?
and, that answered, why are they getting divorced?
i need an expert’s insight. like lisa marie presley’s, for example.
BustaJuss | September 13, 2006 at 7:01 pm
her daughter is chubzilla
BustaJuss | September 13, 2006 at 7:15 pm
her chub is daughterzilla
BustaJuss | September 13, 2006 at 7:15 pm
her zilla is chubdaughter
okiedoke | September 13, 2006 at 8:13 pm
@ #19 – couldn’t have said it better.
edb87 | September 13, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Echoing everyone’s sentiment…it’s about time!
Hopefully she gets clean.
…yeah right.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
Tits_McGhee | September 13, 2006 at 8:59 pm
I smell a custody battle over crack pipes!
marie-jo | September 14, 2006 at 12:36 am
OMG .. I hope he didn’t cheat on her, the poor thing..
jaysaj | September 14, 2006 at 12:45 am
@30 hilarious. It about time. I can’t help hoping she makes a huge comback and a gracefull exit after the dust has settled. She is timeless.
Tracie | September 14, 2006 at 4:05 am
“Crack is whack…and so is Bobby.” –Whitney Houston
RichPort | September 14, 2006 at 4:58 am
When reality shows fail, couples breakup. A sad testimony to the age we live in. Rising fuel costs due to constant strife in the Middle East have subsequently raised the price of your average kilo, as jet fuel prices skyrocket and drug mules demand higher fees, thereby leaving her ever dwindling wealth able to support only one addict at a time. Oh the days we could all get high on the cheap! I for one now threaten anyone who comes next to my weed. Excuse me as I wipe my eyes and reminisce…
#16 – Excellent observation. I’d always side against France.
TCLTC
danielle | September 14, 2006 at 5:03 am
I see RichPort is here in full voice. Now all we need is jrzmommy and we can start the two step.
llllllllll | September 14, 2006 at 5:04 am
She might as well just stay with him …what value does she have now? trash belongs with trash… ever since she got with Bobby, she lost all class, respect and looks….and now she wants to leave? lol
tiamat | September 14, 2006 at 5:15 am
Step 1 – dump the loser.
Step 2 – Detox….Rehab… whatever it takes to get clean.
Step 3 – Hook up with Anna Nicole and get yourself on Trimspa. You look like hell girl!
jrzmommy | September 14, 2006 at 5:27 am
no more crack is whack? aw man. I was waiting for her to go completely Margot Kidder for us.
LoneWolf | September 14, 2006 at 5:57 am
In related news, a team of lawyers and accountants has been retained to determine how the community crack will be divided.
A higher-than-Paris-Hilton-after-working-all-day-on-an-empty-stomach Whitney commented, “Kiss mah ASS!!”
jrzmommy | September 14, 2006 at 5:58 am
Hopefully the family dog or the maid will get custody of their daughter.
Praz | September 14, 2006 at 6:03 am
Is she still alive? She’s not on drugs, she’s just full of embalming fluid.
Triumph Insult Dog | September 14, 2006 at 6:31 am
I DON’T BUY IT! Not one bit of it. They’ve done this a million times…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Jacq | September 14, 2006 at 6:36 am
Aw, hell to the no!!
sometimesboy | September 14, 2006 at 6:51 am
whitney called with a comment for the superficial…
“KISS MY AAAAASS!!!”
Spindoc | September 14, 2006 at 7:20 am
Talk about shutting the barn door after the horse is out.
Whitney, would have been nice if you’d dumped the guy before you became a crackhead and he blew most of your money, but better late than never. Now take a page out of Christey Brinkley’s book. Looking good and handling yourself well is the best revenge. Get off the drugs, take some time and release a kick ass CD because you know Bobby will be singing at Bar Mitzva’s to pay the rent.
Trixie | September 14, 2006 at 7:37 am
I disagree with all of you..I think Whitney was the crazy one in this relationship. I did a complete turn about once I saw how fucked up she was on the tv show. I think Bobby has been the patient one and he was committed to her even though she was spiraling out of control…I mean, he even wiped her ass at her command..What a great guy.
commissioner | September 14, 2006 at 9:10 am
He wiped her ass? Is he dating anyone yet?
HolisticWisdomcom | September 14, 2006 at 11:22 am
There are some couples that seem to bring out the worst in one another. They seemed to be the perfect example of this. Perhaps they will make some positive changes for themselves because I just want to dance with somebody.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
loagun | September 14, 2006 at 2:20 pm
She has filed for Separation, NOT divorce yet, but most likely will go later file for divorce. And they were married 12, not 14 years.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 14, 2006 at 7:47 pm
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