Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown getting divorced?

January 18th, 2006 // 35 Comments

whitney_houston_thumb1.jpgAhhh, it’s always sad when the fairy-tale ends. This one was called “The crack-whore marriage.” Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown’s 14-year marriage is reportedly on the rocks, with the couple planning to divorce. Brown has been telling friends and acquaintances he is divorcing Houston, 42, after an infamously tumultuous marriage. Earlier this month, Brown was reportedly seen flirting with a group of beauties backstage at a concert at the Foxwoods Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut. A backstage source said, “While flirting with a bunch of women, they asked, ‘What’s up with your wife?’ Bobby said, ‘We ain’t together no more. We’re getting a divorce.’”

Well, this should free Whitney to find a man of more discriminating taste. Particularly a taste for mold and stale cheese, because I’m sure that’s what she smells like. Seriously, Kevin Federline has nothing on Bobby Brown when it comes to destroying women. Next to Whitney, Britney looks downright gorgeous. Of course, the only way they’d ever actually be next to each other was if Britney was covered in mescaline.

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  1. SuperSpence

    Damn, they seemed so perfect for each other. Bobby, a bitch-slapping pimp and Whitney, a crack-addicted ho with a taste for self-abuse. I’m sure that if the marriage had lasted, Bobby would have eventually put his stoned wife in a series of hardcore porno movies and used the profits to spend two weeks in Vegas with 150 moist young girls galloping up and down his crank. And while I would never have watched those movies, it would have given me a warm feeling just to know that Bobby Brown had taken that cute li’l church girl and spit her out the bottom of the porn industry.

  2. Larry

    There was a time, in my excitable youth, that I found Whitney to be actually fairly tuggable. Now, she looks like a scary Halloween mask. Tell me, what happened?

  3. Oh yeah, those Mashantucket girls are hot! (Where is that?)

  4. What?, one truly frightening reality television show and the man thinks he suddenly has enough of a career that he can afford to dump his cash cow? News flash, Bobby… your ass is still broke as the ten commandments. You dump her and you AND your family of tagalongs will be fighting over that shiny new refrigerator box out behind Sears.

    Now get back over there to Whitney and take one for the team.

  5. Realistic

    Finally!!! Whitney is free to pursue again!

  6. Mary45

    Ha! YOU SAID “ROCKS”!!

  7. andrewthezeppo

    It’s funny how you can wait 14 years for something to happen, but then it does and you still find it a little surprising.

  8. When you’ve gotten so skanky that even a broke loser like Bobby Brown won’t hang out with you for the money, honey you KNOW you’ve hit rock bottom. I’m betting even Leif Garrett wouldn’t jump on Whitney for the cash now.

  9. Populist

    Ahh, I can still remember seeing an excerpt from their reality show where Bobby reminds Whitney of the time he had to use his finger to dig impacted feces out of her rectum. You can’t buy class like that. Oh, and sorry for the graphic post. It really is possible to clean vomit out of a computer keyboard.

  10. ScottyBitch

    Bobby says “We aint together. We’re getting a divorce” WHILE FLIRTING WITH A GROUP OF BEAUTIES. Come on people….you’re not buying that old lie are you? That’s what they all say as soon as their wife’s back is turned and they are in the company of single women. It’s a classic line. “We’re separated but we’re still good friends….I just haven’t got around to telling her that we’re separated yet. Here baby….lick this”.

  11. SMF121490

    I would love to read the transcripts from this divorce proceeding.

  12. She looks like some of the engines that work the streets here in my city. I can’t even comment further.

  13. robincog

    Don’t read too much into a statement like that. What else is Bobby going to say while trolling for skanks who ask about his wife … “oh my wife, well of course we’re still together and I’ll love and honor her forever – now as I was saying my room number is 1210 …” Of course he’s going to say they are split up

  14. MortyFishbein

    All I wanna say is that I was against this marriage 14 years ago. Goddamn, was I against it . . .

  15. pamalamadingdong

    Populist: Whaaaaa-??? I’ve never seen their show. Why, on god’s green earth, was he doing that?

  16. HeeHaw

    “Populist: Whaaaaa-??? I’ve never seen their show. Why, on god’s green earth, was he doing that?”

    Bobby said something about her being constipated, and a big dry turd that he had to help her pull out. Swear to god.

    You know a relationship is over when you call your honey into the bathroom to have him pull a turd out of your butt.

  17. HeeHaw

    Turd burgler.

  18. HughJorganthethird

    The only problem I can forsee is if Bobby is the “cook”. If he leaves were is Whitney going to get her crack? I mean i guess she could buy pre-made but we all know true coke fiends freebase thier own. Oh well at least she looks hot and should have no problem finding another man.

  19. annjenleigh

    This story is obviously fake. A group of beauties? flirting with Bobby Brown? doubtful. You’ve seen his face right?

  20. Most people always thought Bobby was the crazy, lost one (not that he’s so sane.) But it has become very apparent that Whitney is at least complicit in her downfall. She is one hell of a fallen angel.

  21. hafaball

    i used to like her, than she went crazy and started looking like the thing from the black lagoon…hopefully now she’ll put some damn make up on from time to time.

  22. vida

    (while flirting)…Bobby said, ‘We ain’t together no more. We’re getting a divorce.’

    To which the girls responded…”no, u bum! we meant what’s up with her new look?”

  23. Just Nikki

    just have to shake your head at the fall of someone so talented. I bet her mom’s regretting the day she told whitney that deniro was too old for her

  24. Just Nikki

    DeNiro = Robert DeNiro

  25. ESQ

    It looks like one too many drugs for Whitney. My grandmother looks better than she does and she has been dead since 1992 which is ironically the same length of time Whitney and Bobbie have been together.

  26. It’s really simple why they’re divorcing. I don’t think she’d get jealous over him sleeping with another woman. She probably walked in on him beating the shit out of another woman. I mean, how dare he? Pig.

  27. Somebody, please, put the coffin lid down on her so she can RIP! She looks like something down at the morgue late at night.

  28. Tonia

    Why is everybody getting on Bobby Brown? Whitney is a big girl and can make her own decisions. After watching his reality show it’s clear whose the crazy one in that relationship. My question is why did he put up with her abuse for so long? I guess love will make you think you can do anything. Maybe now she can get her act together and try to become the Whitney that we all know and loved. Bobby can’t stay with her for her money because, it seems that she’s running out. No movies + no songs = no money, in any language.

  29. LaydeeBug

    Look I’m a modern woman; I can cook my own coke and I can pull out my own hershey bars. Ah don need no maaahn to help me wit dat! And Tonia, please. Love don’t live there no more. Love got a studio apartment in Hollywood as soon as they left the church. Love is now married and living happily in bliss with Honor and their baby, Obey.

  30. Ms. Diva

    Does anybody actually care about Whitney condition, seriously? She

  31. N2

    It is true to form that Freedom of Speech is gaining momentum. As Americans we do not criticize discriminately and yes, we MUST criticize. If there is one among us with degrading and negative comments who has not erred or made the wrong choice in any situation in life, then I personally salute you; cast ahead your stone. Though I have no personal attachment to either of the Houston/Browns,

  32. WTF?

    osma bin laden just got a hard-on.

  33. chelle

    Has anyone noticed that the daily news says that WHITNEY is filing for divorce and the RUMORS say that Bobby “told” people they were divorcing. Has it occured to anyone that maybe , MAYBE, she put down the crack pipe and is leaving his ass? Maybe he is well aware of it and is telling people that they are splitting. All I know is, there is no credible source for the Bobby sersion. So, I will put my money on the Daily News and take it as Whitney’s awakening. Lord knows it is overdue. I remember when hot 97 April Fooled everyone and said she died rom an overdose(harsh…but believable) Anyway, she looks like a typical crackhead now but hopefully she will get it back together. A shambles. I was8 when they got married and I still remember saying “Pity”.

  34. chelle

    Has anyone noticed that the daily news says that WHITNEY is filing for divorce and the RUMORS say that Bobby “told” people they were divorcing. Has it occured to anyone that maybe , MAYBE, she put down the crack pipe and is leaving his ass? Maybe he is well aware of it and is telling people that they are splitting. All I know is, there is no credible source for the Bobby sersion. So, I will put my money on the Daily News and take it as Whitney’s awakening. Lord knows it is overdue. I remember when hot 97 April Fooled everyone and said she died rom an overdose(harsh…but believable) Anyway, she looks like a typical crackhead now but hopefully she will get it back together. A shambles. I was8 when they got married and I still remember saying “Pity”.

  35. yeah, sure…we’ve heard this a million times before – http://hollywoodsnark.com

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