Here’s Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel’s pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you’re the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape your hands to a chair. Whatever works.
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Que | July 21, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Que dang.
alskdfj | July 21, 2009 at 2:01 pm
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jen | July 21, 2009 at 2:01 pm
first!
jen | July 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm
first! llolzzzzzzzz
DP Trainer | July 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Tight quim.
Joe Fonebone | July 21, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Gotta love the way women wear the skimpiest of bikinis then spend all their time making sure all their bits are contained within. Hi – larious.
ROUGH daddy | July 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm
shes not bad, is she allergic to oblique crunches? thats all she needs…
Joe Fonebone | July 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm
By the way, who is she?
ROUGH daddy | July 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm
and thats one Port of a toe whitney…
LawnGnome | July 21, 2009 at 2:09 pm
No clue who this chick is
The Jerk | July 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!! I’ve already put my vote into stop posting articles to anything regarding any whores or fucking Z-List rejects from The Hills and I’d like to see this happen asap.
Deacon Jones | July 21, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Look, it’s a Jewsih Michael Phelps in pic 19
Duuude | July 21, 2009 at 2:21 pm
She looks like that kid from Dazed and Confused. That said, I’d do her.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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BLAH BLAH BLHA WHITE PEOPLE BLAH BLAH IM A HUMAN SEPTIC TANK
BLAH BLAH MORE POINTLESS MORON TALK BLAH BLAH I SHOULD DIAF
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Beetlejuice | July 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Who’s this twat?
DrThrasher | July 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm
So they photoshopped her ass crack out fyi.
Wow! | July 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@ #14…You can stop now. Just because we can’t see you and just because you think “hehehe….these people don’t know me, I can type whatever I want”, it doesn’t make you any LESS of a fool. And you are…..a complete fool.
Now learn from your mistake.
TexasTranny | July 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm
pretty bikini
Anonymous | July 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm
WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?
isitin | July 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Would someone here tell me who the hell she is………………..
Anonymous | July 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm
WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?
Hit it like a redheaded stepchild | July 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm
she’s got that thing lasered completely smooth. thatsa niiiicce!
I would hit that like a retarded kid with a whack-a-mole game.
When I got through with her she would have more than bruises on her legs. She would have a couple of bruised ribs, a pulled hamstring, rope burn, a strained larynx and an asshole with an echo.
I’m just saying…I would like to poke that please
Swollen Colon | July 21, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I would stretch her anal lips over her shoulders and ram my moldy salami into her appendix hole.
Stimp | July 21, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Posts at this site should sometimes give us, you know, a little info on who the hell certain people are. I had no idea who Whitney Port is, largely because she’s a G-list “celebrity.”
sam | July 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday’s hairy-bush thingie.
sam | July 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm
She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday’s hairy-bush thingie.
RichPort's Ghost | July 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Just like her ass says to skin tight jeans, I got nothing…
Tom K | July 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
If its a slow news week don’t put anything up. Nothing is better then looking at this goofy bitch.
HARRY JOHN | July 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
MOOSE KNUCKLE!
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm
MOAR!!!
Fegirst | July 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
EVERY young woman should have such a pattern of bruises on her thighs, bruises caused by the firm grasp of a man’s hand.
puhleez | July 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
at least it looks like she has a halfway decent vadge…
Mr. Class | July 21, 2009 at 5:24 pm
NICE SHAVED CUNT!
you silly crackers | July 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm
White bitches got flat ass
Barge | July 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I don’t get it. Boring looking woman.
Funeral Guy | July 21, 2009 at 6:36 pm
She’s not hot but love the cameltoe in pic #7.
bebe75 | July 21, 2009 at 7:37 pm
this is what hollywood is lately! these dumb ass chicks want to be so frickin skinny….this is what they look like …..so skinny n flabby from starving….
she needs to stop starving and start toning it up!
frankie steel | July 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Is that white cunt supposed to be famous?
nice | July 22, 2009 at 12:16 am
lol @ 38
I very much like your use of the English language.
Whitney has a very nice looking vagina hidden behind that bathing suit.
I would enjoy nothing more than a chance to fill her up with a solid beef injection.
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fred | July 22, 2009 at 6:24 am
hey, I hate The Hills and The City more than anyone… but that is one tall, sexy drink of water.
veronica | July 22, 2009 at 6:32 am
LOL LOL>>>>>
Hot cougars? Sensual milfs?
“Cougar Central”? “San Carlos” ? or “San Francisco”?
*** kisscougar. c o m *** is the real place that is packed with them
Pilatunes | July 22, 2009 at 8:02 am
Who the hell is this?
Darth | July 22, 2009 at 8:51 am
I wouldn’t give her that much credit for being posted twice here.
tdcotter | July 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
Morons. The bathingsuit is too big for her and is bunching up awkwardly because it is wet.
goldfish | July 22, 2009 at 10:14 am
she is not so bad, who is she?
Joe Mason | July 22, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Nice body but bad swim suit. Needs to spend more time in my bedroom
Jimboooooooooooo | July 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm
You know how your farts smell different when you fart in a pool? I wanna smell her pool farts. I don’t know why, I just do. I imagine they smell of honey roasted peanuts and 4 leaf clovers on a sunny day.
IDontCare | July 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Did this bitch have a nose job? she looks slightly better than she did
Ribald | July 24, 2009 at 2:57 am
At least she isn’t covered in disgusting tatoos.
Bootlegger69 | September 24, 2009 at 7:48 am
Don’t know who she is don’t care I’d love to lick that nice toe and I bet it’s a bald one too. Hairy does not a good toe make.