Whitney Port still wearing bikinis

July 21st, 2009 // 51 Comments

Here’s Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel’s pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you’re the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape your hands to a chair. Whatever works.

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  1. Que

    Que dang.

  2. alskdfj

    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. jen

    first!

  4. jen

    first! llolzzzzzzzz

  5. DP Trainer

    Tight quim.

  6. Joe Fonebone

    Gotta love the way women wear the skimpiest of bikinis then spend all their time making sure all their bits are contained within. Hi – larious.

  7. shes not bad, is she allergic to oblique crunches? thats all she needs…

  8. Joe Fonebone

    By the way, who is she?

  9. and thats one Port of a toe whitney…

  10. LawnGnome

    No clue who this chick is

  11. The Jerk

    THIS IS MADNESS!!!!! I’ve already put my vote into stop posting articles to anything regarding any whores or fucking Z-List rejects from The Hills and I’d like to see this happen asap.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Look, it’s a Jewsih Michael Phelps in pic 19

  13. Duuude

    She looks like that kid from Dazed and Confused. That said, I’d do her.

  14. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ***********************************************************************************
    BLAH BLAH BLHA WHITE PEOPLE BLAH BLAH IM A HUMAN SEPTIC TANK
    BLAH BLAH MORE POINTLESS MORON TALK BLAH BLAH I SHOULD DIAF
    ***********************************************************************************

  15. Beetlejuice

    Who’s this twat?

  16. DrThrasher

    So they photoshopped her ass crack out fyi.

  17. Wow!

    @ #14…You can stop now. Just because we can’t see you and just because you think “hehehe….these people don’t know me, I can type whatever I want”, it doesn’t make you any LESS of a fool. And you are…..a complete fool.

    Now learn from your mistake.

  18. Anonymous

    WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?

  19. Would someone here tell me who the hell she is………………..

  20. Anonymous

    WHY IS SHE WEARING SO MUCH NICE, GAUDY JEWELRY TO THE FREAKING POOL?? If I was going swimming I wouldnt wear a bunch of rings that could come off in the water & I sure hope that huge Rolex looking watch is waterproof. Thats the second day in a row she has too much crap on just to go swimming. She must feel very insecure w/o her nice things. Materialistic & insecure much?

  21. Hit it like a redheaded stepchild

    she’s got that thing lasered completely smooth. thatsa niiiicce!

    I would hit that like a retarded kid with a whack-a-mole game.

    When I got through with her she would have more than bruises on her legs. She would have a couple of bruised ribs, a pulled hamstring, rope burn, a strained larynx and an asshole with an echo.

    I’m just saying…I would like to poke that please

  22. Swollen Colon

    I would stretch her anal lips over her shoulders and ram my moldy salami into her appendix hole.

  23. Posts at this site should sometimes give us, you know, a little info on who the hell certain people are. I had no idea who Whitney Port is, largely because she’s a G-list “celebrity.”

  24. sam

    She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday’s hairy-bush thingie.

  25. sam

    She gets bonus points for not wearing a face full of makeup like reality-whores Heidi and Paris. And the bikini is much better than yesterday’s hairy-bush thingie.

  26. Just like her ass says to skin tight jeans, I got nothing…

  27. Tom K

    If its a slow news week don’t put anything up. Nothing is better then looking at this goofy bitch.

  28. HARRY JOHN

    MOOSE KNUCKLE!

  29. Fegirst

    EVERY young woman should have such a pattern of bruises on her thighs, bruises caused by the firm grasp of a man’s hand.

  30. puhleez

    at least it looks like she has a halfway decent vadge…

  31. Mr. Class

    NICE SHAVED CUNT!

  32. you silly crackers

    White bitches got flat ass

  33. Barge

    I don’t get it. Boring looking woman.

  34. She’s not hot but love the cameltoe in pic #7.

  35. bebe75

    this is what hollywood is lately! these dumb ass chicks want to be so frickin skinny….this is what they look like …..so skinny n flabby from starving….
    she needs to stop starving and start toning it up!

  36. frankie steel

    Is that white cunt supposed to be famous?

  37. nice

    lol @ 38

    I very much like your use of the English language.

    Whitney has a very nice looking vagina hidden behind that bathing suit.

    I would enjoy nothing more than a chance to fill her up with a solid beef injection.

    ………………..\m/ \m/ ……………………………….

  38. fred

    hey, I hate The Hills and The City more than anyone… but that is one tall, sexy drink of water.

  39. veronica

    LOL LOL>>>>>
    Hot cougars? Sensual milfs?
    “Cougar Central”? “San Carlos” ? or “San Francisco”?
    *** kisscougar. c o m *** is the real place that is packed with them

  40. Pilatunes

    Who the hell is this?

  41. Darth

    I wouldn’t give her that much credit for being posted twice here.

  42. tdcotter

    Morons. The bathingsuit is too big for her and is bunching up awkwardly because it is wet.

  43. she is not so bad, who is she?

  44. Joe Mason

    Nice body but bad swim suit. Needs to spend more time in my bedroom

  45. Jimboooooooooooo

    You know how your farts smell different when you fart in a pool? I wanna smell her pool farts. I don’t know why, I just do. I imagine they smell of honey roasted peanuts and 4 leaf clovers on a sunny day.

  46. IDontCare

    Did this bitch have a nose job? she looks slightly better than she did

  47. Ribald

    At least she isn’t covered in disgusting tatoos.

  48. Bootlegger69

    Don’t know who she is don’t care I’d love to lick that nice toe and I bet it’s a bald one too. Hairy does not a good toe make.

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