Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well

When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is something I like to believe was said through a hail of crack rocks. Anyway, jump to last night, where she stumbled out of Tru nightclub and attempted to punch no less than 25 of her assistants in the mouth for not having chicken and waffles ready which seems like a healthy path to recovery. “I didn’t drink all them drinks to come out here and starve in no car. Kevin Costner bodyguards me!”

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