Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well

February 10th, 2012 // 102 Comments

When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is something I like to believe was said through a hail of crack rocks. Anyway, jump to last night, where she stumbled out of Tru nightclub and attempted to punch no less than 25 of her assistants in the mouth for not having chicken and waffles ready which seems like a healthy path to recovery. “I didn’t drink all them drinks to come out here and starve in no car. Kevin Costner bodyguards me!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. At the risk of sounding like Dana Carvey’s Ross Perot impression, “Now, see… that’s just sad.”

  2. it had to be said

    Doody bubble.

  3. Cock Dr

    I blame any trouble this woman causes on Bobbie Brown.

    • King Diamond

      I blame the Illuminati and O.J. Simpson

      • Johnny P!

        I blame the Knights Templar, The Masons and The Superficial (the Holy Trinity of Cabals, if you will).

    • Cock Dr

      Apparently Whitney here has just died. I blame Bobbie Brown for that as well.
      RIP

      • ReaderLeafer

        Yes, Cock Dr, she’s gone. One can only hope TMZ doesn’t keep up the hourly “an insider says”, “we caught up with Bobby Brown and asked him…”, “we shoved a microphone in her daughter’s face at LAX and asked her…”, “here are the results of the toxicology tests”, “a maid at the hotel said she was found nude and had acted erratically earlier”, etc. etc. etc.
        Let the lady rest in peace now.

  4. God is Black

    Damn! Picture#4 Sheeeeeet , that’s one wasted motherfucker Bitch! Meth or what ever she’s smoking can make one fugly in a nano second!

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    God is Black
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    The Bro on the left speaks volumes simply via his eyes!

  6. Johnny P!

    News agencies around the world have had her obit written and on file for months, ready to hit ‘publish’ when the moment arrives. Jay Z and the Rev. Jesse Jackson carry their eulogies around with them, and are on Whitney’s agent’s speed-dial. Christina Aguilera’s vagina weeps ‘self-tanner’ every time she rehearses her overly-soaring rendition of ‘I Will Always Love You’.
    Any time now. Any time.

    • Confusus

      And they just hit “Send”.

      • Johnny P!

        Yeah, I know.
        Weird, eh?
        Already the headlines are all over, proving that the new outlets kinda knew it was only a matter of time.
        I just hope her funeral doesn’t become a “Black Women and The Addictions They Face” circus, or a platform for the Aguileras, Byonces, Rhiannas, etc. to say “what a big influence she was on them” followed by “their version” of one of her songs.
        It’s a funeral, bitches, not a place to sell your latest singles and get press/YouTube hits.

  7. Donald Trump

    Crack is Wack!

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    Nattypants
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    How far along is she in her pregnancy? I’m guessing 6 months by the look of that belly.

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    King Diamond
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    Awesome!

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    King Diamond
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    Joe Jackson with Whitney?

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    Dr. Nappy
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    Am I seeing things? Is her hand webbed there?

  12. OJ

    I blame all this on Bobby Brown. If you’re going to smack some sense into a bitch, you gotta smack ‘em hard enough for it to stick. Spare the pimp hand, spoil the crack whore, is what the Bible says.

  13. Dude of Dudes

    I predict death photos sometime this year. Preferably they’ll pose the body with a 12 piece and a waffle iron.

    • Kimberly

      Wow.

    • Dude of Dudes

      See. Im like Nostradamus and shit. Also fuck u. The 12 piece and waffle iron comment was in reference to the original story. Stop with the “Wow” shit making it look racist or something.

      Again, fuck u.

      • Jimdog

        I think the Wow was at your awesome timing. If not, let me add my own WOW at your awesomeness, Mr. Dude.

  14. Dude of Dudes

    They other question I have is why is Marco Rubio in the background? The GOP cant be that desperate for voters and if they are that dog wont hunt that’s for sure.

  15. Name

    I’m not sure you used enough racial stereotypes in there

    • Artofwar

      …When will people learn that the word “stereotype” is a synonym of the word “fact”
      Merriam Webster says so damnit….Artofwar

  16. dooood

    sure pop music is terrible nowadays but back when people had talent, all your favorite artists and sports heroes were on coke, smack or steroids. i hear space man lee pitched a shutout while tripping on acid.

  17. E.E. Cummings

    mess, hot.

  18. Steelerchick

    She used to be so pretty. What a mess she is now.

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    Nettie
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    Oh No You Di-ent!!

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    RHawk
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    For those of you who do not know sign language, she is saying, “Will blow you for crack.”

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    cp3
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    …UCK YOU!

  22. dan

    chicken and waffles, huh…… where have I heard that…..

  23. Whitney Houston Drunk High
    Commented on this photo:

    She WAS NOT. This is a creation by the media. SHE always sweats on stage, this makes no difference. Her hair is always screwed up when dancing. LooK AT THE PICTURES BEFORE Kelly Price’s PreGrammy Party. (This is where she was) She looks great, and nothing is wrong with her.

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    O'chunt
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    It’s Admiral Ackbar!

  25. forrest gump

    she still thought his C*CK was in her mouth.

  26. Bummer

    This was sad timing.

  27. Whoops.

    Boy, you’re not kidding.

  28. JD

    Sad? This was fucking AMAZING timing.

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    V
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    RIP Whitney :(

    so many leeches and enablers.

  30. Kimberly

    How… timely(?). She just died.

    • Dude of Dudes

      This was inevitable. You dont chain smoke crack for 20 years without it fucking up your body something fierce. She surrounded herself with shitheads and evidently people who either wouldnt help her or couldnt help her. Either way it was inevitable.

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    coldsteel
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    well she’s dead now, so sobriety is irrelevant

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    bodhaiii
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    Looking for a…..microphone….this big

  33. BAHAH

    Stupid bitch. She had a talent that was true and great. And she wasted it with drugs and Bobby Brown. RIP Whitney Houston.

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    Lorraine
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    Such a beautiful talented lady……it makes me very sad that she could not get her life together. She gave us alot of enjoyment in her short life.

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    Jen
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    Which Kardasion am I, right now?

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    James
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    Leave these people alone, you’re part of the problem.

    • To what problem do you refer? Inherent in life on this world are millions of problems from personal weaknesses, diseases, disappointments, poverty…need I go on?

      People like you, who pronounce others “part of the problem” simply because their opinions or actions don’t jive with your own, are a whole problem unto themselves. The medical term for that problem is called “being an asshole.”

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    max fightmaster
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    first?

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    Cock Dr
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    What a goddamned shame.

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    Her poor daughter.

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    F-Uh uh Spaghettio
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    “Gosh I’m a wonderful talent, adored by millions and incredibly devoted to me art”

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    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Such a fucking waste, because she didn’t have the strength to handle her own life. Sad thing is, will her death teach ANY celebrity a damn thing? Hell no. My prayers to her family but this is just depressingly pathetic. Hope her kids stay off the drugs.

    • Meh

      Her daughter’s a druggie just like her. Just search “Bobbi Kristina Brown”.

    • Sorry, but I need to interject another thought here: I have read many, many posts referring to the fact, or implying, that Whitney Houston “didn’t have the strength to handle her own life…” or “she/they (drug addicts) just wouldn’t/won’t learn…” I even saw an article that was cheering people on to “take a stand to end addiction.”

      People seem to forget that addiction is NOT a life decision. It is a disease.Taking a strand to end addiction would be like taking a stand to end chicken pox!

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    D-chi
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    And I~~~~~ will always love you~~~~!

  43. Whitney Houston Drunk High
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she was saying, “My fffffffffffffffffffeet hurt!”

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    Terry
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    Wow, her skin is still flawless. What a shame that she died the way she did.

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    kayetee
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    whatever the cause of her death,,, such a sad loss. She was so talented and beautiful. i hope her daughter and family find peace. She was truly one of our greats!!

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    kayetee
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    and I have to add that posting these photos is SO tacky. The woman was sadly very sick and spreading these pictures is incredibly inappropriate.

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    Robby Brown
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    Does the rest of her crack get divvied up in probate court (assuming it’s not in her will)?

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    amanda
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    Crack is whack!

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    Commented on this photo:

    Her last autograph????

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    Soraya
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    Didn’t you have better photos to use? Well, She is beautiful! Love you Whitney, hope you’re rockin healthy in heaven!

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