Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts

Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherfuckers are everywhere… TMZ reports:

We’re told Whitney refused and “got diva” on the crew member … until another crew member came over and warned Houston that if she didn’t buckle up, she would have to get off the plane.
Whitney eventually allowed one of the crew members to grab the buckle and fasten it for the singer — and the plane was then cleared for takeoff.

Whitney’s people were quick to make sure everyone knew she’s still completely sober but just had a “moment” that in no way suggests the use of crack. Haha! Crack. Who thinks like that?

Sources close to the singer tell us … Whitney “overreacted a little bit after missing an earlier flight but she’s still 100% sober and was on the way to Detroit for her first day of shooting a new movie.”

Again, here’s another one of those times where the excuse is way more suspicious than the truth. All her people had to say is, “Whitney simply wanted to make the flight staff buckle the seatbelt for her so could lord her power over them,” and everyone would’ve gone, “Okay, that makes sense.” Now I’m almost 90% positive Whitney ate two crack rocks in the bathroom and thought the seatbelts were snakes. “I seen that movie. You ain’t buckling me with no serpent!”

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