Where Did This Taylor Swift Come From?

Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal really does have magical powers that make women more attractive after sleeping with him, provided you ignore Kirsten Dunst because she’s a bat-person. Anyway, here’s Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards Sunday night where she ditched her usual curls and basically looked the hottest I’ve never even imagined Taylor Swift could look. So, take note, young adult ladies. Having lots of sex right off the bat not only makes you prettier, but prevents you from turning into the dull, lifeless husk more commonly referred to as Carrie Underwood.

Who? Exactly.

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