Where Did This Taylor Swift Come From?

November 22nd, 2010 // 161 Comments

Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal really does have magical powers that make women more attractive after sleeping with him, provided you ignore Kirsten Dunst because she’s a bat-person. Anyway, here’s Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards Sunday night where she ditched her usual curls and basically looked the hottest I’ve never even imagined Taylor Swift could look. So, take note, young adult ladies. Having lots of sex right off the bat not only makes you prettier, but prevents you from turning into the dull, lifeless husk more commonly referred to as Carrie Underwood.

Who? Exactly.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage

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  1. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Mooby
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    Congratulations Avril! What a comeback!

  2. Kimmy Gibler

    for being an ‘inocent’ type girl, this brawd gets around…alot…from these pics I gotta say I wouldn’t mind being next on the list…

  3. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Trep
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    I bet GW (GeekologieWriter) got really confused by the fifth pic.

  4. MrsEllis

    I hate her. Her ridiculous juvenile songs suck, her singing voice sucks, and somehow she gets this reputation of being “talented”. And plus, she’s got this obsession of telling off every guy who breaks up with her. What a little piece of white trash.

  5. Robert

    I love her now !!!!

  6. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    nooooooooo
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    This is the best shot of the series, something about her teeth kinda kills it so the shallow smile is the winning shot here.

  7. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Her mouth looks good.

  8. Eric

    I would love a crack at that crack.

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    king gibson
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    this whole set seems to be photoshopped.

  10. Hugh Gentry

    I want to see her and katy perry make out and get to 3rd base.

  11. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    See Alice
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    WOW !

  12. She’s still Earth’s premiere crybaby.

  13. gigi

    bangs are always cute… no mystery…. looks a little wiggy, but nice

  14. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Saywahhh?
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    I want to make sweet cute loving W-asian babies with her ^_^

  15. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    brandon
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    i want to titfuck her so badly now!!

  16. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    mimi
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    wow !

  17. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    redapple
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    Is it just me, or does that definitely look like a wig? Definitely at least extensions. Bet shes back to the regular hair shortly.

  18. KANYEISGAY

    Those bangs are to distract you from noticing here eyes are four inhes apart. Her mother must have been a heavy smoker during her pregnancy.

  19. Straight outta Compton.

  20. nobu

    wow pretty pretty

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    Hater of the Year 2008
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    Who taught her how to keep her eyes open!?!?!?!

  22. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    paco
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    sure she looks in a mirror and wants to fuck herself

  23. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    twin cobra
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    looking fucking SEXY

  24. Jill

    VAMP look = “soon-to-be, rise and fall from fame, pedestal”

  25. minajsstinkyasss

    Boring.

  26. anonym

    looks like a model.

    fap fap fap.

    looks fuckable

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    temp
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    she looks absolutely breathtaking. could pass for a supermodel easily.

  28. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    ferlo
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    she looks magnificent …

  29. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Z-A
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    I’d jar that.

  30. Marco

    Amazing!

  31. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Joanie
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    the picture that where taken on sunday #1 compared to picture #30 sure looks like she has had her nose done she had a fuller nose in #30 mainly thru the bridge area i am a nurse and can tell when work has been done to bad that such a young girl has body image issue all ready she is a beauty with out the need to fix any thing .

  32. Darren

    Yowzers! Beautiful.

  33. Raf

    omg Taylor Swift looks so beautiful!! She was cute before but now… so gorgeous!! happy for you Taylor!

  34. lizzie

    IMHO, she’s wearing a wig….

  35. NextTraciLords

    She looks like Traci Lords…the circle of life is complete – Simba.

  36. Brooke

    This is the hottest I’ve ever seen her. Up until now I thought she was “cute” but not “hot”, but this changes that. Now if only her music didn’t suck…

  37. JJJJJJJJ

    Her mouth isn’t weird and she doesn’t need an FFF rack to be attractive. Her hair, however, is totally lame and cookie-cutter. She looked better before.

  38. JJJJJJJJ

    BTW, this haircut doesn’t draw attention away from her face, you freaking douche bags. Her new style is essentially a square frame for her face. It accentuates her face.

  39. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    YAWN
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    Jake Gyllenhaal’s fake girlfriend is so dull.

  40. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    Willie Mays Hays
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    Looks like Bugs Bunny in drag……………..

  41. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    CrunchyCheeseTwists
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    Ummmmmmmmm. Didn’t know the Traci Lords look was making a comeback.

  42. noname

    taylor is definetely wearing toooo much make up. you can tell. and she looks like a skeleton… thats gross, she needs to getr some meat on those bones.
    ps. her voice sounds like mickey mouse.

    oh and one more thing: carrie underwood is beautiful and a MUCH better singer than taylor swift. thats all i have to say.

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    Microsoft office 2010
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    Ummmmmmmmm. Didn’t know the Traci Lords look was making a comeback.

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    KillerCam
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    I can’t wait till she starts doing coke if she doesn’t already and starts looking for the much wanted parental head pat from the fans by wearing whorish clothes and hanging out with Rihanna. Good whores….god bless em.

  45. mike

    your beautiful and gorgeous and very very hot wow

  46. Lucion

    Barbie?

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    Japanimoo
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    I was in love with Taylor Swift before… now she must have my babies!

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    ana
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    looking very good ;)

  49. Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards
    vicki
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    she’s so beuatifullshe looks like a doll!!!!

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