Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal really does have magical powers that make women more attractive after sleeping with him, provided you ignore Kirsten Dunst because she’s a bat-person. Anyway, here’s Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards Sunday night where she ditched her usual curls and basically looked the hottest I’ve never even imagined Taylor Swift could look. So, take note, young adult ladies. Having lots of sex right off the bat not only makes you prettier, but prevents you from turning into the dull, lifeless husk more commonly referred to as Carrie Underwood.
Who? Exactly.
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God gave her no breasts and the voice of an angel. Fly high my pretty angel.
Randal
You are tone deaf my friend !
ohh that’s fucked up. Randal giving a diss and a suck up at the same time.
Delicious!!!
She looks sooooooooo clean!!! Even though Broke Dick Mountain is stabbing her, I bet she would smell and taste perfect! I would Love to!!!
She looks so clean because Broke Back Mountain boy doesn’t fuck her …
lol I went to college with Carrie Underwood..
No breast, buck teeth and the voice of a girl talking through her songs. But she does look hot when she gets rid of the baby beauty pageant makeup and hair and starts using Heidi Montag’s makeup artist… oh wait one and the same? That explains a lot………
Do angels’ really need breasts to fly?
You are nuts – her voice does not compare to so many – in fact she sucks as asinger
they have marketed her to make money -
She was due for a makeover.
Looking good!
Taylor Swift usually looks adorable. In these pics she just looks like a copy of every generic, unremarkable bimbo out there.
so true, I liked her with curly hair better. now she just looks like she turns her nose up at everyone “below” her. I like the down-to-earth, just-like-everyone-else Taylor
she looks like a cleaned up version of Katt Stacks
lol… a put down nonetheless, but true.
Can’t hardly believe it’s the same girl. Amazing. Kudos to the stylist, makeup & wardrobe people who implemented this miracle.
It was the ability to have sex with Kristen Dunst that gave him his magical powers. I’m sure of it.
she looks way prettier with curly hair
it detracts from her weird mouth
she looks way prettier with curly hair
it detracts from her weird mouth
Oh, I dunno… Those long bangs make you think, “How can she see where she’s going with all that hair in her eyes?” And then you start to think that maybe she might fall down a lot because she can’t see, kinda like Gaga does when she wears those stupidly high heels in the airport… And by then you’ve forgotten all about her weird mouth.
She has the same mouth and nose as that Scarlett something actress.
You sure that’s not Orianthi?
She is sucking the life force of Christina Aguilera by sucking Jake Gyllenhaal’s dick.
MAJOR F*CKING TOOL.
And for the first time ever, I really suspect fake breasts or chicken cutlets.
Looks like a boob-shaped bedazzled shirt will fool anyone.
real doll? mannequin? either way, FIRST!
Meh i like her the old way, looks like meangirls era lindsay here.. Although if it means naked upskirts to follow then im all for it!
Mean Girls era Lindsay:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/lindsay-lohan-mean-girls-los-angeles-premiere-arrivals-4lbqJU.jpg
Taylor Swift still looks like a rodent. Maybe sort of glitzed up and cute, but still a rodent. There’s no comparison.
my bad it was freaky friday
http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggT_dcw9NSOuGTXEUvQnjAdw—y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/ac/ff/2171206177_12403374043.jpg
I just can’t get over the fact that her teeth would scrape all the way to the urethra…
Awww, she looks beautiful! Congrats to her; she deserves everything she’s got. Who says nice girls finish last? ;)
She does look darn cute here, but I doubt that Jake GAYllenhaal had anything to do with it.
I think he had everything to do with it. Who better to get make up and fashion tips from than her Gay best friend? hahahahahaha
@Dante LOL
@ Dante LOL!!!
Good point, Mr. C.
The dumb is strong in this one.
Wow!!!!!!!!!!
The only men with magic powers to make women prettier or more fashionable are gay. Gyllenhaal was in Brokeback Mountain. I rest my case.
Jake Jismhog
Everyone concentrates on her looks because she couldn’t sing her way out of a wet paper bag.
Can you actually sing your way out of a wet paper bag?
If so, I’m impressed, that’s ballin’.
Either way, major upgrade AND you get to look at her and not hear her sing!
Christmas came early this year.
She looks great. Much better than that hick look.
wow, before I just want to bend her over and have anal sex with her but now with this new look I’d be willing to lay her on her back, push her legs behind her ears and buttfuck her while staring into her empty, soulless eyes.
when do the sandwiches come in?
I know if I asked her she’d make plastic, mannequin sandwiches. I’d have to wait till I finished with her and waited for Jessica Alba to storm in, all jealous and everything, kicking Taylor out into the street then demanding that I now owed her two anal adventures whereupon I would suggest a nice turkey sandwich would give me the energy to toss a couple loads in her hot little ass. She’ll know exactly how to make the sandwich cause she’s a mother now and that’s something mothers always learn right off the bat. She’ll take a couple thick slabs of moist white breast meat and layer them on a panini with some Alpine Lace swiss cheese. She’ll wrap it in foil and heat it in a hot oven till the cheese just starts to melt before adding sliced tomatoes, already lightly salted and peppered, and a little mayo. Finally, she’ll slice it in half and bring it to me along with a cold bottle of Newcastle and pull her pants down to wiggle her ass for me while I enjoy my sandwich. It would be much like what a fine summer day is like on the beach in Heaven.
You, sir, have a frightening attention to detail. Sounds like a helluva sandwich, though.
aye, it was….it was
at johng ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
Now she needs to get to work on those vocal chords ,PLEASE GET LESSONS ASAP !
Do you think she is better or worse than Katy Perry. I think Katy is worse. Just wondering.
I think Taylor Swift is a great singer. Katy perry is a good singer as well
Some of you must have not ever heard this girl TRY to sing live. She cannot carry a tune in a five gallon bucket. END OF STORY.
Lightdragon | November 22, 2010 at 11:06 am
I think Taylor Swift is a great singer. Katy perry is a good singer as well
Sorry to break it to you, but you have a tin ear. Saying these things anonymously on a blog is one thing, but don’t say them out loud to anyone. They’ll either laugh in your face or behind your back. Trust me on this one. They’re both very, very, very bad and are being widely ridiculed for a reason.
they took out the Randal modes. whaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a wig.
Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But Katy Perry had two of the best titties of all time! Two of the best titties of all time!
HAHA
She looks infinitely better with the straight hair and the more subdued eye makeup. Before she looked like a 15 year old trying to look 30.
I hate you Jake, I really do.
Everybody who is naturally skinny has small boobs, it’s proportion.
She is beautiful and talented, boobs are ok.
The Madame Tussaud’s wax figure is living the dream.
She’s trying out for Mannequin 3
Exquisite!
Looked like Avril, but taller version. Nice!
Lady fingers yummy!
she looks GREAT!!!
Sexy shot of Swift showcasing sly smirk.
I’d give her a mustache ride…
taylorswiftcantsing.com/
Taylor with a twinkle in her eye.
She looks like a supermodel. Curly hair is ugly most of the time on white girls.
Absolutely spectacular!
I’ve seen wax figures look mor elifelike than this.
She h straightened her hair before about a year ago
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/12/10/taylor-swift-straightens-up/
She seriously looks like a posed Barbie Doll here. It’s kind of freaky.
Bangs suck. When will women learn that they *always* look better without bangs. Even fiveheads like Katy Perry. End the bangs.
I think the bangs look sexy
Its about freakin time. She has weird eyebrows that make her look a little off. The bangs do a great job of hiding that. Plus no hooker red lipstick
1000x better now
^ Exactly. The bangs look good partially because they cover her eyebrows, which was probably the main reason I didn’t find her that attractive anyways.
Fish do you know there’s no way to leave feedback via the mobile site? The link just isn’t there, at least not on my iPod touch. Can you look into that?
I think Taylor looks way hotter with the curls. But she needs boobs and an ass. She’s way too thin.
Also Carrie Underwood who?! Yeah right. Carrie > Taylor any day of the week. In hotness and talent.
oh look, an anorexic jessica simpson!!
For the record, she has bangs in this picture idiots. When she has curls she doesn’t have bangs. I really think some people dont know what bangs are. You see that in front of her forehead ??? Those are bangs
you are retarded. what are those things on her forehead when her hair is curly? bangs! they are just curled and to the side. shorter than the rest of her hair and still bangs. IDIOT.
Eff you John Mayer!
I think she looks damn hot. When I saw her on stage last night I put my TV on mute and watched her set. She was AMAZING!!! Never heard her sound better!!! (Note sarcasm).
She does look very good though. Reminds me of Nicole Kidman with straight hair before all the plastic surgery.
That is what I thought about her with the Kidman comparison…..loved the mute comment. She does look better as a consolation prize.
Traci Lords?
yes.
Not too bad for a hussie who sleeps with all of hollywood just so she can write songs and complain about everyone not loving her later.