When did Kate Gosselin get giant breasts?
I just came across these pics of Kate Gosselin leaving the Dancing With the Stars party Monday night, and I have no idea how I feel about her chest. Don’t get me wrong, I stare directly at and ignore the voice attached to any pair of boobs just as much as the next guy, but it’s kind of hard to look at Kate Gosselin after watching her family implode from wholesome sugary sweet to whatever the hell they are now. Plus her uterus is a goddamn landmine, so I’m pretty sure if I masturbated right now, I’d get hit with no less than four paternity suits. Provided I’m not already just for thinking about her womb.
UPDATE: It’s a girl! And 25 boys.