(So she’s GaGa now? That explains all the padding upfront.)
- Heidi Montag’s mom is broke. AHAHAHAHA! [Popeater]
- Lil Wayne slapped with another paternity suit. (I feel your pain, Weez.) [Dlisted]
- Rachel Bilson took Anakin Skywalker back. [Lainey Gossip]
- Trey Songz has a new.. boyfriend? [Bossip]
- Angela Simmons in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- That’s how you make a sandwich. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Olivia Wilde continues to look awesome. [Popoholic]
- Avril Lavigne is apparently still making music. [Just Jared]
- Sophia Bush’s life is just like the show! OMG! [StarPulse]
- Katy Perry demonstrates the art of trapping a husband. [Celebslam]
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Foist!
An I would.
The SW writer wonders when Rhianna started “doing this”.
As in wriggling around a stage/video set very suggestively & scantily clad? Where ya been for the last few years?
I found no sandwich making.
Disappoint.
is this phillip defranco?
oh nevmind sorry it isnt
The hair is hideous, and so is the tat. Otherwise not bad. As long as she keeps that purple onion under wraps!
Speidi and anyone else who gets ten million dollars, first thing u mite wana consider is paying off ur parents’ home. They brought u into this world, and if u spend all ten mil on urself while theyre barely gettin by, well they may well take u the fuck out too. Unbelievable those pratts have the audacity to live at her parents now. “Kill the fatted calf, the prodigal retards are back. Whoopee.”
dude…you try too hard and it makes you come off as fucking lame…
It’s a nice change of pace to see a female pop singer wearing sensible dancing shoes while performing.
Simple rule: if you have to act like a slutty stripper on stage to get people to pay attention, your “music” sucks. She’s another braindead talentless idiot who’s hoping her looks will sell records. Sorry, honey; survey says “eeeeeeeh!”
Oh Heidi, you’re so fucked up
You’re so fucked up, you blow me good, hey Heidi, hey Heidi
Oh Heidi, you’re so fucked up
You’re so fucked up, you blow me good, hey Heidi, hey Heidi
Oh Heidi, you’re so fucked up
You’re so fucked up, you blow me good, hey Heidi
You’ve been in the spotlight all the time and that’s a little long
You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
Why can’t you just die? So you can buy your mom a home, Heidi
Cause when you say you pose in a bikini, it always boring
You’re givin’ me the hardon, bitch, please bitch don’t
Every time you do I still get a bone, Heidi
Oh Heidi, what a pity, you don’t understand
You take me for a fool when I take you by the hand
Oh Heidi, you’re so stupid, can’t you understand
It’s girls like you, Heidi
Ooh what you do Heidi, do Heidi
Don’t break my brain, Heidi
Hey Heidi
Now when I take me by the… who would ever wanna know
Every time you move I let a little groan
There’s something you can use, so don’t say no, Heidi
I speak (and read) Arabic, and if I can make out the letters correctly, her tattoo says “Freedom is in the pool”. I’m not joking. Does anyone have any idea what that means?
I’m an Arab, her tattoo says “Al Horayeh fi el maseeh” = “the Freedom is in Jesus”
Horrid.
I think she looks amazing
The Gene pool. Gene Simmons’ pool.
Ugly negro .
Better than that Ke$ha broad, i’d say
herpes
i was never a fan of hers or the thick body type, but she looks like she’s got a nice ass. at least in these pics. not bad at all.
It looks like a cheap ploy for publicity. When did Rihanna start taking after Heidi Montag?
This is horrible timing, man. That guy wasn’t supposed to start sweeping until the show was over. Damn unions and illegal immigrants-with-wacko-jacko-pants are fucking up the work ethics.
Judging from her expression, worst smelling mike ever.
…since Larry Flint 7 “Hustler” were involved.
gorgeous human being
Screw the haters Rihanna is hot as hell
She turns me on.
Initially Rihanna tried to look a lot like Beyonce but when everyone realized she didn’t have the same singing chops or sensuality she started slutting it up. She’s still very popular but her music is becoming very formulaic, meaning ther is no effort to try and do anything musically that is inspirational or different. She’s found a particular specific type of sound that has brought her success so she continues to put music out that is near identical to everything else she has put out there.
Ugly talentless hood-rat, if she never blew a record company exec she’d be slangin’ $10 bags and turning tricks in a cheap motel room via Craigslist.
Jungle Bowgay. deedeeleeoo deedeeleeoo. Jungle Bowgay.
She started doing that when everyone realized she a no talent cunt.
nice body. She rocks
cool
This is what she does…leotards, stupid haircuts, nuts hair colors, same terrible voice. Talentless brain dead hack.
it’s not “freedom is in the pool”! it’s “freedom in christ” (it’s a ي not a ب)