Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities randomly attacking photographers just because, but in this case, the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera, not to mention this is probably the most erotic thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve been to Bree Olson‘s website twice this morning. (For research!) Maybe because I started picturing Catherine brawling Chris Brown in the streets then dropping scones on his unconscious body. “Now that’s bloody irony, love.”
Do they make Kleenex in beach towel size? Just curious.