What’s Up, Irina Shayk? And Other News

January 27th, 2011 // 37 Comments

- Natalie Portman‘s engagement ring is “eco-friendly.” As opposed to one with an exhaust? [Popeater]

- John Travolta and John Gotti Jr. discuss hiding men’s bodies. [Dlisted]

- Kate Hudson apparently learned her lesson on marriage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bar Refaeli in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kate Major thinks that Michael Lohan‘s coke habit is scandalous news. Someone should kick her in the vagi – oh, wait. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taraji P. Henson is naked for PETA. Way naked. [IDLYITW]

- Will Ferrell is doing The Office now. [TooFab]

- Brandy‘s tattoo was way better before she fixed it. [Bossip]

- Hottest Women of The Oscars [Maxim]

- Somehow this relates to Charlie Sheen. Trust me. [Heavy.com]

- This, too. [theCHIVE]

- Scientists predict women athletes will be hotter than WAGs in 2011. Let’s hear them out. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. WWII vet

    Which camp was she in?

  2. burton

    she doesnt turn me on, she looks drugged or stupid or slow..cant really tell, she looks like she is trying way to hard and women like this annoy me, now Ellen Page theres a real true beauty hottie!

    • The Stepdad

      …”drugged or stupid or slow” is exactly what turns me on.

    • Drew

      I have to agree… with both posts.

      She has a nice body, but her face is pretty meh. The same thing could be said about Teen Mom Farrah. That says something.

    • eatme

      yup,
      i am so attracted to drugged up looking girls that i find they look so much better after i slip something into their drinks

  3. Deacon Jones

    OH. MY.

    This is the kind of girl who, if you see her in person, you walk up to her, say “Hi”, take out all the money in your wallet, hand it to her, and walk away.

    That is the kind of league she’s in.

  4. AnnaDraconida

    Her lips are hideous. Women should stop inflating their lips like that, FFS

  5. Not if I rough you first

    Whats up with her? You don’t really want to be creep out do you? Fake creep out, still count…

    BTW she doesn’t look like someone who’s been touched by Ronaldo

  6. Irina Shayk
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Pic #30, ass shot. Go there. Enjoy.

    Fap x 100

  7. slugabed

    John Travolta only hides PARTS of men’s bodies.

  8. DKNY

    Even with a baby, Adrianna Lima is still hotter than Irina.

    • WTF? Damn you DKNY for having the nerve of comparing Adriana Lima to this horrible creature. Have you seen her face? I never seen a double upper lip till now.

  9. Talk Hard

    DSL rules!

  10. Meredith

    The post says “What’s up?” The answer is, “My dick.” Oh wait, I’m a woman. My mistake.

  11. Irina Shayk
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummay

  12. Cock Dr

    Poor girl. Who hit her in the mouth? Put some ice on that.

  13. Irina Shayk
    Commented on this photo:

    not crazy about the face but that ass makes up for just about anything :-)

  14. Irina Shayk
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    now that’s a ass i can sink me teeth into…….in fact i think i cold make a 3 course meal out of it…..yum

  15. Irina Shayk
    Commented on this photo:

    Quaaaaack

  16. Irina Shayk
    bad man
    Commented on this photo:

    To be sung to the beat of “These boots”:

    That ass was made for fucking,
    And that’s what I’m gonna do…
    One of these days my load is gonna spew all over you.
    Are you ready, Ass?
    Get fucking!

  17. Irina Shayk
    Muntle
    Commented on this photo:

    I see this girl and I think:

    All anal. All the time.

  18. wim

    pst: SHE WAS BORN WITH A HARE LIP, folks?

  19. one legged

    she is nice…
    all models do c
    and when you date one, you don’t really know what they are thinking.. ever..

  20. Girl

    Natalie Portman is such an ass clown. There is no such thing as a truly “conflict free” diamond. An eco engagement ring is the height of pretentious, hypocritical douchery. She sucks. I hope she names her vegan baby something hideous like, “Tofu Brambleberry” or “Pleather Algae Pixiedust”- and the child will die of rickets by 6 months, because she will deny it milk or milk substitutes and LOOK at her tits. Ain’t no baby being fed by those alone. Ugh. Oh, and her “fiance” is gay. Now she can be an eco-friendly, conflict-free, vegan beard.

  21. Girl

    Oh and quickly- how can you be concerned about “conflict-free” diamonds on one hand and be a piece of shit Zionist asshole on the other? So she is only opposed to certain types of oppression? Fuck her. I hate that bitch.

  22. Christ, did anyone actually click the “Hottest Women of the Oscars” link?

    Bit of a let down, wasn’t it?

  23. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Nice nose, Man Hands!

  24. Irina Shayk
    cm
    Commented on this photo:

    not crazy about the face?

    that would make sense if u were a homo. she is stunning in every aspect

  25. Irina Shayk
    67-Lally
    Commented on this photo:

    Ultra nice, hot, amazing, very good body.

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