What’s Up, Halle Berry? and Other News

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- The Situation is getting his own spin-off series. As are Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki. Thank god, because I can’t imagine going a whole summer without knowing how many penises got barfed on at some beach house. [Popeater]

- Rob Lowe was on a “dry run” flight with one of the 9/11 hijackers. [Huffington Post]

- Uma Thurman forgot that ginger ale’s demographic is people that could literally die from this type of excitement. [Dlisted]

- Compared with this, Kate Bosworth’s acting doesn’t seem all that bad. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miranda Kerr isn’t missing a single opportunity with those mom-boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Sara Jean Underwood’s have absolutely nothing to do with motherhood. And that works just fine. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- It’s Hump Day, so here are a bunch of butts. [theCHIVE]

- Jim Caviezel shunned by Hollywood after doing that snuff film with Mel Gibson. What was that called again? [Fox 411]

- Kardashian Bikini Showdown: Kourtney vs. Kim asking the question “Are you an ass man or an ASS man?” [Bleacher Report]

- The Rock was probably the one who took out Osama Bin Laden. That’s how I’m reading this. [FilmDrunk]

- Leonardo DiCaprio lets this go out in public without him. [Popoholic]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Padma Lakshmi [Heavy]

- Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger make out around New York. [Popsugar]

- In case this isn’t enough to make you wan to kill yourself enough. [Celebslam]

- This should do the trick. [BuzzFeed]

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