What’s Up, Halle Berry? and Other News

May 4th, 2011 // 21 Comments

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- The Situation is getting his own spin-off series. As are Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki. Thank god, because I can’t imagine going a whole summer without knowing how many penises got barfed on at some beach house. [Popeater]

- Rob Lowe was on a “dry run” flight with one of the 9/11 hijackers. [Huffington Post]

- Uma Thurman forgot that ginger ale’s demographic is people that could literally die from this type of excitement. [Dlisted]

- Compared with this, Kate Bosworth‘s acting doesn’t seem all that bad. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miranda Kerr isn’t missing a single opportunity with those mom-boobs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Sara Jean Underwood‘s have absolutely nothing to do with motherhood. And that works just fine. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- It’s Hump Day, so here are a bunch of butts. [theCHIVE]

- Jim Caviezel shunned by Hollywood after doing that snuff film with Mel Gibson. What was that called again? [Fox 411]

- Kardashian Bikini Showdown: Kourtney vs. Kim asking the question “Are you an ass man or an ASS man?” [Bleacher Report]

- The Rock was probably the one who took out Osama Bin Laden. That’s how I’m reading this. [FilmDrunk]

- Leonardo DiCaprio lets this go out in public without him. [Popoholic]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Padma Lakshmi [Heavy]

- Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger make out around New York. [Popsugar]

- In case this isn’t enough to make you wan to kill yourself enough. [Celebslam]

- This should do the trick. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Bucky Barnes

    Rob Lowe was on a dry run? I’ll bet that really chapped his ass.

  2. Dufresne

    OK. First

    • Gistia

      There is precisely NO need for ANYONE to play out their cutdosy dispute in the press. Nor should any judge ever be swayed by it. It creates a biased court, as such appeals are easy as pie to get a hold of. Berry is being childish, moronic, cruel and vindictive. and its backfiring. When they were together he was perfect, such a great father and partner but now that he want legal assurance of access to HIS daughter, suddenly he’s a danger to Nahla? Berry needs to shut the **** up and realise that this is NOT the way to do things. She’s insiuating some of the most dispicalbe things about Aubrey, that his rel. with Nahla is inappropriate’, that the little girl is in danger’. I cannot cannot stand women who take out their anger and issues on the father of their children,(obv when the men are good ffathers, not deadbeats)by refusing access and spreading vicious and frankly disturbing rumours. Its sick, she needs help, and Nahla needs her daddy. In the end, if Aubrey is a good ffather(and Berry has offered no proof he isnt, only allegation), refusing him access only hurts Nahla. Berry needs to grow up, and shut her mouth, cos this is backfirinng on her and one day Nahla might turn around and hate her for this. Stupid little cow.

  3. AndAgain

    First Bitches!!!!

  4. Donald Trump

    I think I would bang this money.

  5. The Critical Crassness

    WTF is that creature in Halle’s arms? It looks like Satan’s spawn crossed with a chimpanzee.

    • She has a distinct face especially for that age, but it’s cute (for now) and she has killer eyebrows.

    • Vivian

      really? you’re picking on a baby? shame.

    • freemind

      BERRY IS A WHORE PERIOD ALL SAID AND DONE ,,ARROGANT, FULL OF HER SHIT OF SELF..EXPLOITING OTHER PEOPLE FINANCIALLY IN THAILAND AND MEXICO IN HER BUSINESS WHICH FEW PEOPLE KNOW,,NOW EXPLOITING GABRIEL ..
      YOU GOT WHAT SHE DESERVE, A LIFE OF SHIT WITH NO ONE ON HER SIDE..

      GABRIEL IS A GREAT GUY, ONE OF MOST HANDSOME AND KIND MAN I KNEW SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

  6. jumpin_j

    When Bar realizes that Leo’s the antichrist, she’ll come around to me. I think you hear me knocking, Bar….

  7. Halle Berry grocery shopping with her kid? This must be from the new “Bat-shit Crazy People Are Just Like Us” section of The Superficial.

  8. OnTheRealThough

    Damn, look at that loose titty.

    This beautiful specimen will NEVER not be good looking.

  9. “shoppin’ for some crackas!”

  10. Halle Berry Cleavage
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    what a MILF

  11. abanana

    I’m sorry, but her daughter looks like a special needs child.

  12. LL

    Halle and her daughter are 2 of the most beautiful people on this planet. Keep strong Halle.

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  14. Halle Berry Cleavage
    Speirto
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks thrilled. As would I if I were shopping for milk and eggs with my toddler and someone got in my face and snapped 10 pics of us.

  15. Blech

    I’d do Joshua Jackson. If I were single. And if he weren’t with Kruger. :)

  16. Tainted

    I’m sorry, but did NO ONE else click the last link on this post?!

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