What’s Up, Eva Longoria? And Other News

- Star Jones won’t support The Donald in 2012. [Popeater]

- Toronto’s streets are teeming with sluts. [Dlisted]

- And Showtime continues cranking out shows on the same subject. [Huffington Post]

- Tori Spelling looks like she’s slowly deflating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jayde Nicole in a sexy girdle. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tara Reid actually looking like a human being. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- April Fool’s Day Pranks [theCHIVE]

- Kate Hudson is unfortunately not pranking anyone here. [IDLYITW]

- Sean Hayes cast as Larry in The Three Stooges, finally filling the homoerotic void of the original show. [FilmDrunk]

- Amanda Seyfried dog walk list: Leash, check. See-through top, check. Shorts cut off at the vagina, check. [Popoholic]

- 40 Really Awesome Parents [BuzzFeed]

- Followed by People With Awful Parents [Heavy]

- The 100 Most Famous WAGs of All Time [Bleacher Report]

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