What’s Up, Eva Longoria? And Other News

April 5th, 2011 // 31 Comments

- Star Jones won’t support The Donald in 2012. [Popeater]

- Toronto’s streets are teeming with sluts. [Dlisted]

- And Showtime continues cranking out shows on the same subject. [Huffington Post]

- Tori Spelling looks like she’s slowly deflating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jayde Nicole in a sexy girdle. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tara Reid actually looking like a human being. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- April Fool’s Day Pranks [theCHIVE]

- Kate Hudson is unfortunately not pranking anyone here. [IDLYITW]

- Sean Hayes cast as Larry in The Three Stooges, finally filling the homoerotic void of the original show. [FilmDrunk]

- Amanda Seyfried dog walk list: Leash, check. See-through top, check. Shorts cut off at the vagina, check. [Popoholic]

- 40 Really Awesome Parents [BuzzFeed]

- Followed by People With Awful Parents [Heavy]

- The 100 Most Famous WAGs of All Time [Bleacher Report]

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  1. sunshine

    When did Eva Longoria turn into a Kardashian?

  2. jschmoe

    To answer your question, SW, not my penis…yet.

  3. HC66

    Is she coming from an audition to be one of Charlie Sheen’s porn stars?

  4. bitch looking good…

  5. dammit these farrelly bros, enough with this 3 stooges abortion. if it’s taking 12 years and no one’s onboard with anything about it except you, that should be a fucking glaring warning to CEASE AND DESIST!! you’ve long jumped the shark as it is

  6. Deacon Jones

    I think she’s crested.

    Yes, she’s “cute” but I guarantee your run-of-the-mill receptionist in a law firm in NYC would blow her out of the water.

  7. Eva Longoria
    Rospo
    Commented on this photo:

    Eva – ”how many times do I have to tell you not to play with scissors Baby Cruz ?! now these shorts are barely covering my ass!”
    Ed – I’m sorry… (hides in wardrobe)

  8. Franksinatrastein

    We are now entering the Cougar phase of the story…

  9. Rospo

    Eva – ”how many times do I have to tell you not to play with scissors Baby Cruz ?! now these shorts are barely covering my ass!”
    Ed – I’m sorry… (hides in wardrobe)

  10. BlueFalcon

    I bet her farts smell like tres leches cake

  11. Rancid

    If you don’t spam right the first time, spam and spam again.

    If you need some natural goo for your teeth, honey, just let me know.

  12. Eva Longoria
    foobar
    Commented on this photo:

    second!!

  13. Must be wash day and she’s out of underwear. and shirts. and dignity.

  14. Eva Longoria
    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a hot piece…

  15. TomFrank

    See-through top on Amanda Seyfried? Share with us your X-ray vision, Superman!

  16. What’s the difference between her cleavage and a Victoria’s Secret photoshopping? You don’t notice the cleavage.

  17. Eva Longoria
    milkcerealbaby
    Commented on this photo:

    Tony Parker is an idiot….Eva is white hot!

  18. Eva Longoria
    milkcerealbaby
    Commented on this photo:

    EVA IS SMOKIN’ HOT! Tony Paker committed the ultimate Air Ball….

  19. Rough conquers passive aggressive angry birds

    Tori? Get those boobs redone, dear. Free advice, not coming from your entourage or hubby…

  20. Eva Longoria
    milkcerealbaby
    Commented on this photo:

    Tony Parker’s biggest turn over. Eva is smokin’

  21. the one

    listen: THE OLDER THE MORE MAKE UP SHE USES AROUND HER EYES TO MASK WRINKLES!!

  22. puddleduck

    She has the chest of a twelve year old boy

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  24. Rough's eye view

    OMG how did I missed this?Why not bring Slut walk to NYC. My banner of support is ready….

  25. …and now we find out she had a tit pop out and gave up beaver shots while trying to sit in that ridiculous outfit. how could she EVER have anticipated that.

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