What’s Up, Charlize Theron? And Other News

November 29th, 2011 // 19 Comments

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- Seth Rogen was also butt-hurt by the Academy’s mishandling of the genius James Franco. [Huffington Post]

- Demi Lovato‘s hair falling out on stage isn’t good for a variety of reasons, even if it was just a weave. [Dlisted]

- Sam Mendes was cheating on Kate Winslet with this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is ready for her strip-search. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Imogen Thomas‘s bikini calendar shoot has a video, too. Neat. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Rose McGowan is trying to get her body as tight as her face. (It’s working.) [Popoholic]

- Surely Miley Cyrus‘ bra will convince conservatives to let gays marry. [TooFab]

- Charlie Sheen : Vacation in Columbia :: Jerry Sandusky : Part-time job as Mall Santa. [TMZ]

- You don’t know Rachel Spence, but you’re glad that Twitter does. [theCHIVE]

- Mike Tyson is singing on Brazilian television now. [BuzzFeed]

- Here’s a video of Suge Knight right before a bunch of murder happened. [Bossip]

- That time Nic Cage was on the cover of a Serbian Biology textbook. [FilmDrunk]

- Reese Witherspoon‘s husband is going to have to start answering some serious questions. [Just Jared]

- Olivia Garson and Charlize Theron have a lot in common. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Awesomest Animal Photobombs are why we’re still allowed to have an Internet. [Heavy]

- Who the Best Athletes in the World Should Date *Jerry Sandusky crosses fingers* (2 Sandusky jokes? You’re goddamn right.) [Bleacher Report]

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  1. cc

    She needs to have a snack. I’ll treat to her to lunch.

  2. Richard McBeef

    She’s so hot, I would even bang her in Monster. But let’s get real here, my fat, lazy-eyed ass would be lucky to get a pity handie out of the deal and no way would she spare my life after it was over.

    • Leonidas

      Hehe… you can find at least 100 girls that are at least as good looking as Charlize, in any shopping mall, on any average Saturday in Johannesburg and Pretoria. Living in darkest Africa does have SOME perks.

  3. EricLr

    In Reese Witherspoon‘s husband’s defense, she really does need to learn when to shut her goddamned mouth.

    • Alex

      I mean, he’s all ready told the bitch once…I mean, a fucking car hit her. Yeah. Right in the eye. Because we all know that’s 100% possible. To drive a car directly into someone’s eye. Not like it’s a fist or something! Duh!

  4. Clarence Beeks

    She is perfection to me.

  5. Colin

    Charlie Sheen : Vacation in Columbia :: Jerry Sandusky : Part-time job as Mall Santa.

    Glad to see someone still knows how to do a proper analogy. And no, Sandusky, an analogy is not what the word looks like.

  6. Charlize Theron Cleavage Side Boob Gotham Independent Film Awards
    diego
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    Seriously? “Columbia”? “Columbia” is the the capital of South Carolina. I believe you were trying for the South American nation of “Colombia”.

  7. tom

    Boooooring.

  8. Terry

    she all made up. Remember her movie monster. That south african apartheid bitch is ugly as shit. I hate her ass.

  9. Frank Burns

    Can a man motorboat, where there is no water? Listen for the sound of one hand fapping, and you will be enlightened.

  10. Charlize Theron Cleavage Side Boob Gotham Independent Film Awards
    Mee Mee
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    Looking rather gaunt.

  11. Charlize Theron Cleavage Side Boob Gotham Independent Film Awards
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    And then she heard Patton Oswalt say to someone, “Hit the footlight—now!”

  12. Charlize Theron Cleavage Side Boob Gotham Independent Film Awards
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Side… bump?

  13. sitin

    She is so seductive that I’m convinced she is a direct violation of the pure food & drug act! I only wish I could be her best friend!

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