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Que hai.
wow sumptuous and scrumptious, even if she’s not in her undies
Still needs a bag over her head to cover that Down’s Syndrome face.
Agree, what’s so special about this chick and half the other dumb bitches this fish douche posts about… I will never know… Perhaps their acting skills? WHERE THE FUCK IS BREE OLSON?!?!?! THAT’S THE KIND OF WHORES I WANNA HEAR ABOUT!!! Not random dime-a-fucking-dozen upcoming movie starlets who look like total virgins. Fish, you got baaaaaaaaad taste in women dude.
SECOND!!!!
Oh hai Candice…
Take this bitch, add a liberal amount of Amanda Seyfried, a pinch of regular bitch off the street, two heaping tablespoons of crazy, a cup of pork fat and mix that shit together. Let it chill overnight in the freezer and you have my ex girlfriend.
I couldn’t care less about the girl, I want the new scent
yes, i’m tired of your old scent
the things guys will do to meet Emma Watson.
probly only interested in her in the first place cos she looks like a boy
That dude is actually a pretty good surrogate for EW. well except the cock and balls.
I saw her on my local news yesterday, and she has DEFINITELY gotten a nose job. She had a nose that spread across her face, and not it is much smaller. Nice work.
Hairy arms. Burn her.
damn you guys are harsh, I was going to put off my arm wax for a few more days but I shall make haste. I think she is pretty.
The sad thing is, I totally knew who the guy in the Emma Watson thing was before I clicked.
(PS. It’s called Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls, and it’s in 3D. Eat your heart out James Cameron.)
she is paid for fooling people.
(only americans)
Not feelin that face..
Big hands+small waist=don’t stand in this pose
or the tooth to gum ratio
This is a much better photo of Candice’s beauty.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GQGdL7Bkz6A/Tib3VGMUHiI/AAAAAAABB6I/QemLjr1_oZ4/s1600/KristinCavallariVictoria%2527sSecretDinnerJuly19th2011-7.jpg