What’s Up, Candice Swanepoel? And Other News

July 20th, 2011 // 21 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Gwyneth Paltrow graces Judaism with the offering of her children’s eternal souls. [Huffington Post]

- Ben Affleck told JLo to kick Marc Anthony to the curb. [Dlisted]

- Victoria Beckham inadvertently provides the reason why humans have failed as a species. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian: A clash of epic proportions. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mischa Barton is slowly dying at Target. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Somewhere in the world, Lindsay Lohan‘s digital watch just started beeping. [theCHIVE]

- Emma Watson meets the guy who played her in a gay porn. Wait, what? [FilmDrunk]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley returns to what she does best. In bikinis. [Popoholic]

- Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler want someone to buy them $3,000 knives. [TooFab]

- Congratulations black people, your Charlie Sheen has arrived. [Bossip]

- George Clooney knows how to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants. [Just Jared]

- But he’s no match for Kirstie Alley‘s prehensile-tail-ass-lump thing. [Celebslam]

- 20 Celebrity Firsts On The Big Screen: Including Cameron Diaz before her face became a weapon of mass boner destruction. [BuzzFeed]

- 50 Ugliest Atheletes of All Time: Not including Reese Witherspoon because ‘chin-joust’ is not officially recognized as a sport. Yet. [Bleacher Report]

- The Five Greatest Movie House Parties [Maxim]

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  1. Que

    Que hai.

  2. wow sumptuous and scrumptious, even if she’s not in her undies

    • DKNY

      Still needs a bag over her head to cover that Down’s Syndrome face.

      • BILL

        Agree, what’s so special about this chick and half the other dumb bitches this fish douche posts about… I will never know… Perhaps their acting skills? WHERE THE FUCK IS BREE OLSON?!?!?! THAT’S THE KIND OF WHORES I WANNA HEAR ABOUT!!! Not random dime-a-fucking-dozen upcoming movie starlets who look like total virgins. Fish, you got baaaaaaaaad taste in women dude.

  3. BILL

    SECOND!!!!

  4. Mike Walker

    Oh hai Candice…

  5. Richard McBeef

    Take this bitch, add a liberal amount of Amanda Seyfried, a pinch of regular bitch off the street, two heaping tablespoons of crazy, a cup of pork fat and mix that shit together. Let it chill overnight in the freezer and you have my ex girlfriend.

  6. Vivian

    I couldn’t care less about the girl, I want the new scent

  7. the things guys will do to meet Emma Watson.

  8. Clarence Beeks

    I saw her on my local news yesterday, and she has DEFINITELY gotten a nose job. She had a nose that spread across her face, and not it is much smaller. Nice work.

  9. crazypants

    Hairy arms. Burn her.

    • Gumption

      damn you guys are harsh, I was going to put off my arm wax for a few more days but I shall make haste. I think she is pretty.

  10. Colin

    The sad thing is, I totally knew who the guy in the Emma Watson thing was before I clicked.

    (PS. It’s called Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls, and it’s in 3D. Eat your heart out James Cameron.)

  11. the captain

    she is paid for fooling people.
    (only americans)

  12. Victoria's Secret Candice Swanepoel
    jammin
    Commented on this photo:

    Not feelin that face..

  13. Victoria's Secret Candice Swanepoel
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    Big hands+small waist=don’t stand in this pose

  14. Victoria's Secret Candice Swanepoel
    L
    Commented on this photo:

    or the tooth to gum ratio

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