What’s Up, Candice Swanepoel? And Other News

By: Photo Boy / July 20, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

- Gwyneth Paltrow graces Judaism with the offering of her children’s eternal souls. [Huffington Post]

- Ben Affleck told JLo to kick Marc Anthony to the curb. [Dlisted]

- Victoria Beckham inadvertently provides the reason why humans have failed as a species. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian: A clash of epic proportions. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mischa Barton is slowly dying at Target. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

– Somewhere in the world, Lindsay Lohan‘s digital watch just started beeping. [theCHIVE]

- Emma Watson meets the guy who played her in a gay porn. Wait, what? [FilmDrunk]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley returns to what she does best. In bikinis. [Popoholic]

- Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler want someone to buy them $3,000 knives. [TooFab]

– Congratulations black people, your Charlie Sheen has arrived. [Bossip]

- George Clooney knows how to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants. [Just Jared]

– But he’s no match for Kirstie Alley‘s prehensile-tail-ass-lump thing. [Celebslam]

- 20 Celebrity Firsts On The Big Screen: Including Cameron Diaz before her face became a weapon of mass boner destruction. [BuzzFeed]

- 50 Ugliest Atheletes of All Time: Not including Reese Witherspoon because ‘chin-joust’ is not officially recognized as a sport. Yet. [Bleacher Report]

- The Five Greatest Movie House Parties [Maxim]

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