And I’m back.
Apparently I picked a good day to get sick because literally only three things happened yesterday. Some might say other news occurred, but trust me, this is all you need to know. I’d never steer you wrong just to deflect from my drinking:
- Kristen Stewart attended the premiere of Robert Pattinson’s Remember Me which clearly says everything about them fucking and nothing at all about Summit Entertainment owning the Twilight franchise and Remember Me. [Huffington Post]
- Simon Monjack specifically asked Brittany Murphy to write in her will that he gets nothing which apparently was an elaborate scheme to do her mom. Wow. Where does the dreamy end and the walrus con man begin? [E! News]
- Blanket Jackson may or may not have been the target of a stun gun supposedly ordered online by Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son even though it’s obvious what happened here: Joe Jackson needs to keep his “teaching instruments” locked up. Seriously, you can’t make a new Jackson 5 being sloppy. Or it gets the hose. [People, Us Weekly]
Marnie | March 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
Plus Naomi Campbell assaulted someone again. Can someone throw her violent ass in jail already?
Marnie | March 3, 2010 at 10:44 am
Ha… I love the woman’s face behind the plastic in pic 8. Definitely a Twi-hard.
*off to kill myself for using the word Twi-hard*
AteIsEnough | March 3, 2010 at 10:50 am
Kristen Stewart really is a fugly talentless hack. She really seems to think her shit doesn’t stink…I can’t wait until next year when she’s a nobody again. Maybe then she’ll have manners.
veda | March 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
Does Kristin have a stylist?? She wears the most random outfits. She needs to dress it up with some bling or something. Here this looks good Kristin… http://www.jewelry.com/piece.do?id=792112
clairargent | March 3, 2010 at 11:14 am
robert pattison is just nasty looking.
merilhepburn | March 3, 2010 at 11:14 am
Kristen Stewart dresses like she is from The Sims.
Drundel | March 3, 2010 at 11:23 am
That dress is HIDEOUS!!!! As cute a girl as she is, that dress makes her look like Kristen Dunst.
lori | March 3, 2010 at 11:41 am
Did they pick Robert Pattinson up off of Skid Row and put an ugly suit on him? Shouldn’t they have washed him first?
Wootang | March 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Jesus. Would it kill Kristen Stewart to smile? When is their mutual bearding going to be unveiled?
Anthony | March 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
How does a 19 year old girl look so much like a mid 30′s mother trying to relive her younger rock n roll days?
gigi | March 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I’m sorry, I don’t care who’s swooning, this dude still looks like he’s got a mild form of something that doesn’t make you ‘aCt gUd’ [and obviously I'm not talking about his actual acting skills, since I've never seen him do that...]
your momma | March 3, 2010 at 2:19 pm
hey superfish, its a good thing no one committed suicide yesterday isnt it? i mean you wouldnt have bee around to make fun of it eh?
Jimbo | March 3, 2010 at 10:23 pm
lol yeah that’s a twi-hard alright in the 8th pic
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