What Those Chicks From Glee Really Look Like And Other News

November 5th, 2010 // 102 Comments

(Okay, Dianna Agron is apparently still hot in person, but what the hell happened to Lea Michele? I’m not even sure that’s a woman. Oh, God, and I did things with those GQ photos. THINGS. *lights sock drawer on fire*)

- Kat Denning has naked photos, too. I’m starting to believe in religion, folks. [Egotastic]

- Adam Carolla grew up on welfare, but doesn’t think anyone else should have it. Makes perfect sense. [Popeater]

- Joan Collins reduced to shopping at Target. No one is safe! [Dlisted]

- Johnny Depp is going to star in Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows. What a peculiar turn of events. [Lainey Gossip]

- Anne Hathaway knows how to promote a movie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Candice Swanepoel has new lingerie photos. [Popoholic]

- Kirsten Dunst wants in on the naked stuff, too. Jesus Christ… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Blake Lively went to dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio. I’LL KILL HIM. [PopSugar]

- T.I. sends his love from prison. [Bossip]

- Gabriella Grecco is why I’m moving to Brazil. Today. [theCHIVE]

- The Microsoft Kinect doesn’t care about black people. [PCWorld]

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  1. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty girl.

  2. Suds

    I figured Adam Carolla would be a flaming liberal. I have respect for him now.

    • Carolla? Do you not listen to his podcast? No way he could be a liberal, dude has zero tolerance for bullshit like “oh I can’t help myself cuz the man is keeping me down.” That’s not to say he’s some staunch conservative or anything, he just knows from personal experience that you gotta work your ass off to get anywhere in life, and he holds others to the same standard life holds him to.

      • MrsEllis

        Adam Carolla is awesome. I have generally liberal beliefs, but I think he’s hilarious and very smart in his own very rational and well-spoken way.

    • Michael Compton

      Respect from someone who makes a comment like yours? Wow. That’s worth it’s weight in gold.

      Ever had an opinion that wasn’t a talking point? Ever? Republicans love generalizations, right? Here’s one for you… I swear to god, nearly every republican comment on the net is the same…..Angry, poorly-informed, and constructed of the most specious ‘reasoning’ imaginable.

      Love how it’s always those at the bottom they’re angry with….Never the employers that exploit them, or ship the jobs overseas….No, it’s always the little guy. Their neighbors. Those least able to defend themselves (Well, them and any politician left of Attila the Hun).

      They nearly all claim to be the MOST pious of ‘Christians’, but when it comes to backing up the alleged teachings of Christ? Crickets. Nothing but mean, grubby, angry emotion and ZERO FACTS.

      Have you ever looked at what republican politicians actually VOTE for? Not what they say when they’re pandering to you in front of a 7 story American flag, but their actual votes? Against the poor and middle class….EVERY. SINGLE.TIME. No, you haven’t – or the vast majority of you haven’t, at least. Its truly pathetic.

      Y’can’t even debate a republican….it’s not possible. Liberals, for the most part, try to debate with facts (those pesky facts)….Republicans? They got NOTHIN’. EVER. Emotion. Anger. Urban myths, 12 times recycled. Try to throw in a fact or two and watch the dancing begin…..Character attacks….Subject changes….. Dodges…..It’s ALWAYS the same. They’re ALL loud, but a substantive debate? Weak as milk. Kittens. Wet Kleenex.

      You (almost surely) think/claim that “liberals” are all ‘touchy feely and emotional’, but by and large it’s the repubs that are so emotional they scream, cry, and rend their shirts when ‘evil lefties despoil THEIR country’ (but they’re oddly silent when it comes to say….The ‘Patriot’ Act). You’re a bunch of hypocrites and frauds, and you represent the absolute low water mark of American character.

      Reply as you like, but your blazing ignorance (and i mean that literally) will shine through with every syllable, as it ALWAYS does.

      “…I have respect for him now.”

      Ignorant troglodyte.

  3. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    Ballin Collin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she about to tip a valet guy $1? What a cheap whore.

  4. Cindy

    This has gone on long enough. I accept your love of women with big breasts and taut skin (despite my having the opposite), as long as they’re not butter-faces. But, Blake Lively? Blake Lively?! She has a mole like Enrique Iglesias, a man jaw (like Enrique Inglesias), and a face too close to Sarah Jessica Parker’s in length. OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK UP!

  5. TetterkeT

    Anybody else notice Lea Michelle holding a rolled up bill? Coke straw FTW!

  6. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    Commented on this photo:

    Phish I hope you are being sarcastic, because they both look hot as hell, without any stank of “OMG I’m like Hawt fer realz yo” like the rest of the bitches you parade on this site.

  7. The Listener

    Superficial Writer,

    You might need to consider getting your eyes checked. Lea Michele looks just fine. Both of the girls look cute, just no makeup. I don’t see any transgenders in that photo.

  8. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    bosshog
    Commented on this photo:

    ? they don’t look bad, casual maybe but not bad?

  9. Kiki dunst was soooo flippin beautiful in DDG and her related leno appearance, i think ill never stop liking her. So shes a little out there sometimes. Its a jersey dhing

  10. Two things Phish:

    1) These girls look hot as hell, so get your eyes checked.

    2) Carolla didn’t take wellfare, his worthless deadbeat dad did. He wasn’t one of those, “oh I’m just in a rough spot and I need some help for awhile,” types that wellfare was created for, he was a full blown “you mean I get more money if I stay at home on my ass and drink beer in front of the TV then if I actually worked a fulltime job?” type. He’s never said anything bad about wellfare, just that he’s not real impressed with people like his dad that abuse the system and take money from the people who really need it. I know you got liberal tunnel vision and all, but Carolla is about as cool a guy you’ll ever meet, even if he is republican.

  11. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    ___
    Commented on this photo:

    THat looks like a rolled up $20 bill in her hand in pic #6. No wonder she’s so skinny.

    • NOpe

      I thought the same thing…But I also convinced myself she’d naked in this picture. So, I don’t know how much my opinion counts.

  12. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    Tragic1
    Commented on this photo:

    @ TetterkeT
    I thought so too at first, but when you look at the 4th pic is actually a bunch of bills folded in half. In pic 6 you’re seeing the same thing from the folded edge, making it look rolled and ready.

    Makes tabloid work easy with a pic like that. lol
    “Lea caught just after braffin’ a line!”

  13. Yes on the Kat Dennings. Damn.

  14. Sugar

    Lea Michelle has an ugly dog face. Hopefully she will fade into fast obscurity very soon–or at least after Glee.

  15. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    itsme.
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, come on. Lea Michelle is regular girl cute. Girl next door who I’d like to bang until either she or I is unconscious, cute!! Not gorgeous, but quite bangable.

  16. I’m sorry but if you think Lea Michelle looks attractive in this pic, you desperately need Lasik surgery. She makes The Situation’s honker look miniature.

    • Jon and Kate plus Hate

      buts she’s got the v-jay. I can’t fight the power of the v-jay. I ain’t never stuck my junk in a girls nose. I think she is hot. Call me Lea…..

  17. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    jammer
    Commented on this photo:

    superficial dude,
    you should have your eyes checked man, lea michele is hot she’s not drop dead gorgeous as dianna but she looks fine in my eyes

  18. Karl Hungus

    Lea Michele’s nose is fucking heinous. She looks the offspring of Jimmy Durante and a Mexican hooker.

  19. Holy shit! Some call the amber lamps because my boner just exploded. Kat Dennings, you’re my new best friend (at least until Christina Hendricks gets naked).

  20. teresa

    Fugadillio

  21. A

    She is an Italian beauty. Why does everyone have to conform to Hollywood perfection? Sophia Loren has a big nose. so? She has a gorgeous voice, great body and great eyes. She won’t fade. She is talented and a star. Heidi of Heidi and Spencer did all of the perfectionism work and she looks like any other two bit hooker. I like that Lea Michele is herself and is all the more beautiful for it, you shallow haters.

  22. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    jim x
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah man, she’s still hot. Go put the fire extinguisher on your sock drawer. Save the memories.

  23. Fish, dude, you can’t just cram words like “Denning” and “naked” in a single sentence. Especially if the links actually lead t@#

  24. timmy the dying boy

    Tuff shit, Fish, looks like you have some pretty stiff competition now. You should have made your suave move when you had the chance.

  25. MariC38

    That’s the thing…I was surprised to see that they got Lea to look so good in the GQ shots and made Dianna look kinda awkward because from watching the show I find Dianna way prettier. Though I wouldnt call Lea ugly…she does have really weird features if you watch the show…her nose is big and her mouth is very wide.

  26. Aiden

    Lea has a jewface! just saying

  27. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Dianna is a real hottie…

  28. …aaand that was the sound of my last brain cell going up in a blaze of glory. And boobs.

  29. Yep

    I would totally do these white girls!!!!!!!!

  30. wim

    this is called american glance?
    yep, JUST CHEAP WH*RES, folks!!

  31. Because rough is ugly

    PEPSI COMMERCIAL TAKE 1

    (Young boy, walk in a dim lit alley at 7:30 pm, while Kat Denning come across the opposite direction).

    (Young boy start running, but periodically peeks to see what distance KD is)

    (Kat Denning lift up sweater)

    (Young boy walks back hesitantly and apologize)
    Young boy: I will never listen to moms again

    KD: Always listen to your mother young man, don’t worry I get this all the time…

    • Rough production

      DISCLAIMER: The following commercial may not reflect KD’s true attractiveness viewer discretion (picture her without emo make up) is advised…

      Lea on the other hand…OYYYY!!!

  32. Because rough is ugly

    Why are those pesky paps bothering Lea Micheale while on her way to a Pepsi commercial?

  33. Eric

    The blond Glee chick is unbelievably cute. I’d love to give her a glossy cream coating.

  34. Eric

    Two words: Jew Nose.

  35. jill

    Yeah, Jew Nose all the way. As if the name “Lea” wasn’t enough of a hint, Jew Schnozz forever!

  36. Rhonda

    Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jew Nose all the way!

  37. 30 YEARS BEHIND THE TIMES

    It’s almost as if Jews are taking over Hollywood and no Gentile has a chance of writing, producing, directing or acting!

  38. Her real name is Lea Safarti

    Lea Michele Safarti was born in The Bronx, New York, the daughter of Edith Sarfati, a nurse, and Marc Sarfati, a delicatessen owner.[1] Michele’s mother is Italian American and Catholic, while her father is a Spanish Sephardic Jew. She grew up in New Jersey.

  39. Adam

    I’d love to kiss that blonde all over. And the brunette could make us sandwiches after.

  40. dude

    I wouldn’t even let the brunette with the huge schnozz make the sandwiches. Although her father owned a deli so she can probably sling a mean Reuben….

  41. hoo

    Look at those two: which is prettier? I rest my case.

  42. shits n giggles

    shit Lea, Jewish much?

  43. dante's pancreas

    damn, poor girl, Jewish AND catholic….that’s a lot of guilt

  44. jokey jokey

    Three Jewish guys walk into a bar….and buy it.

  45. Mirror

    That blonde is gorgeous….the brown haired one….shit, that is one ugly dude.

  46. Eric

    Every hot blonde has an ugly friend.

  47. Jonesy

    Shit, Andy Samberg really is a master of disguise.

  48. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    who_cares_anyway
    Commented on this photo:

    why is the blonde one fully clothed while the brunette is pretty naked?
    Is blondie a frozen ass or is the manly one in heat?

  49. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    dope
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea shes def gettin down wit montana

  50. Lea Michele Dianna Agron Glee
    dope
    Commented on this photo:

    whats up with this cash handoff

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